SRK Arena III - Finale: Au

2 turrets, praise RNGeesus, because I dont have much else to do this turn. High chances it hits a zombie bot at least.

I’m sure Alpha’s upset - he probably spent hours developing at least 10+ planets and exterminator/NPC design.

By that you mean copy/pasting them from the game? Yes.

On that note actually, the next planet introduces Leviathans. In the game they were significantly more difficult than any of the enemies on the first planet, and weren’t uncommon to see in packs. I expect something like “2 (2/3 or 3/2) Leviathans. One will spawn at the end of the turn”

Oh is that all? Nothing to worry about if you have leviathan blood.

“I will not fail to speak of Leviathan’s limbs,
its strength and its graceful form.
Who can strip off its outer coat?
Who can penetrate its double coat of armor?”

Spoiler

Turrets

Give me a reason not to.

Do you want to die?

I’m attacking somebody so…I can guarantee we aren’t playing nice this phase.

Worth.

Turretius has taught me the principles of martyrdom for a greater cause

We stopped playing nice the second DG tried to kill the survivors of Team Texas.

I wonder how many bits he’ll explode into when I shoot him? Maybe there won’t be anything left. That’d be nice.

Considering that I’m from Texas and he didn’t try to kill me, don’t see how this beef is against people from Texas.

Oh, you are? Neat.

“Team Texas” is the name for the 3 of us who know each other IRL who play from Texas. SAD, Forge, and myself. Forge and I have clashed with DG in the previous Arena game. It turned out pretty similar to how it probably will this time. I charge at him for bloodlust, he does something back, we both die and the mutual ally wins the game.

Not people from Texas. Team Texas.

I understood what was meant by team Texas. I just find it hilarious that I’m here in Texas and you cats are all waiving the Lone Star without getting the whole state there.

Typical east Texas.

You know it.

Hook em.

I am obliged to hiss at this.

That’s ok, if there is a city attempting to self destruct through terrible driving, its definitely Austin.

It gets worse than Houston? Shit that must be terrible.

Hey guys, did AKI tell anyone else “I’m only in a PM with you and X”? I brought up that I knew he was lying and he flipped shit. Any guesses why?

Houston is actually overhyped as far as bad driving goes. The main problem the city has is that its a mass of cars at all times. Austin, on the other hand, is a bunch of people who have somewhere to be an they are late to get there 24/7. To say that they are aggressive drivers is underplaying it; Yipes couldn’t RTSD like those drivers.