10 minutes ago, at The Chief’s suite.
Bious: "STOP SHOWING THESE GODDAMN ADVERTISEMENTS AND GET TO THE PART WHERE PEOPLE DIE."
Cyntalan: "Dude, the show doesn’t start for another 10 minutes. Surely you can wait that long."
Combo_Knight: "Knowing the Dreadzone producer, the show’ll be running late again though."
Hecatom: "They do that on purpose to make you watch the end of ‘Keeping Up With The Wavedashians’."
WTF-AKUMA-HAX: "I ain’t a part of your system, man."
The Chief: "Shut the fuck up, you lot. The show’s starting."
Cyntalan: "It took us 10 minutes to say 5 sentences?"
The Chief: “I will bring this fourth wall over your goddamn head.”
Present time, at Catacrom Four.
Dallas: "Welcome back to another exciting episode of Dreadzone."
Juanita: "When we last left you, jasonC found some Gold Bolts, Skizzz bought a Scorpion Flail…"
Dallas: "Oh skip to the good part, Juanita. 3 PEOPLE DIED AND ONE OF THEM CAME BACK TO LIFE!"
Juanita: "Of course, Dallas. How could I forget. It’s evident that our contestants certainly haven’t forgotten."
Dallas: "That’s right, Jjjuanita. Some of our contestants were not happy with what the others did and they want PAYBACK!"
Juanita: "Yes, but apparently some people were less affected than others. Avoiding the action today are AKI, Pertho and Synonym, all searching for Gold Bolts."
Dallas: "Oooh, strategic. How are they going?"
Juanita: "It looks good for all of them, Dallas! All three of them appear to be holding 3 Gold Bolts each! Oh wait, no. Pertho’s not holding Gold Bolts, he’s holding tears back."
Dallas: "Good one, Juanita. Looking to join in the action today are Pimp Willy grabbing a Mini-Turret Launcher, Sumazndude grabbing a Versa-Wrench Lite… wait, he woke up?"
Sumazndude: "Woke up from what? Last thing I remember, we were on a s-"
Dallas: "Anyway, 3rdSTRikeLOVE and Exodus. fighting over the last Scorpion Flail…"
Exodus.: "Dude. You’ve got a weapon already. You don’t need another one."
3rdSTRikeLOVE: "NO. MINE."
Dallas: "and with that fantastic temper-tantrum snatch, 3rdSTRikeLOVE grabs the Scorpion Flail! That leaves DukeC and RadicalFuzz as the only ones left at the weapon vendor, both walking away with a Holoshield Launcher."
RadicalFuzz: “oOoOoH, sHiNy.” 
Vynce (?): "FUZZ, NO! DON’T PUT YOUR WRENCH DOWN!"
Juanita: "And with that valiant defence by Vynce (?), RadicalFuzz has been saved from the surprise attack from DarkGeneral and xthAtGAm3RGuYX!"
xthAtGAm3RGuYX: "What the fuck? Where did your Arbiter go?"
Merc: "Right here."
bang
RadicalFuzz: “yAy fiReWoRkS!”
ka-tonk
RadicalFuzz: D:
Vynce (?): "DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN, OR I’LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS TWICE AS HARD NEXT TIME."
Juanita: "It’s a good thing that kid has some intelligence, even if it is artificial."
Dallas: "You said it, Juanita. I’d even go as far as to say that Merc is my favourite contestant in this show… and he’s not even a contestant!"
Juanita: "Let’s check in with yesterday’s K/D ratio champion, Augustus. Oooooh, it looks like he attracted a bit of heat with yesterday’s performance. ForgeDigger and Skizzz are both gunning for him. Literally!"
Dallas: "But they’re gonna have to try harder than that, Jjjjuanita. Augustus is dodging the bullets and Flail effortlessly with a Grand Jete into a perfect Pirouette! Ultimately pointless, but boy did he look good doing it!"
Juanita: "And it looks like he’s got back-up too, Dallas. Aidebit has come up swinging at Skizzz, who manages to survive the hit, but it’ll be enough to stop him right in his tracks."
Dallas: "Blindknagg’s Turret targeting Skizzz sure didn’t help, but he WILL fight to see another day.
Juanita: "It looks like one of DarkGeneral’s bullets didn’t agree with that attack on Skizzz though, it’s taken a chip at Aidebit’s armour. Where did the other bullet go?"
Dallas: "If I were to hazard a guess, I’d say it’s in that Zombie Robot’s head, 10 metres away from its body."
Juanita: "Fascinating, Dallas. What’s that happening over near ForgeDigger?"
Dallas: "It appears as though Sir Blindknagg of the Turret Kingdom is defending the fair maiden from the evil DarkGeneral. Y’know, like the Black Knight, but…"
Juanita: "I got it Dallas. It wasn’t funny. But it looks like ForgeDigger’s not the only fair maiden that needs rescuing."
Missing Person: "All you needed to do was pay attention."
Sumazndude: "Waht?"
bang
Dallas: "And with that, another one bites the dust! Sumazndude is out… because he’s dead!"
Juanita: "Will infrequent lurker serve the same fate?"
Dallas: "Mmmmmaybe not, Juanita. It looks like Hunter Mines aren’t the hardest things in the planet to dodge. That honour would probably go to our resident Zombie Robots… and here they come!"
Juanita: "Well Pertho seems to have been saved from one by DarkGeneral’s bullet, Missing Person and Aidebit are shrugging off Zombie Robot bits and 2 of them get to feast on Sumazndude’s and xthAtGAm3RGuYX’s fresh, juice, warm, tangy…"
Dallas: “Aaaaand that’s enough of your home recipes, Juanita, because we’re out of time! Tune in next time to see the continuation of the Zombie Robot apocalypse on Dreadzone!”
Back at The Chief’s suite.
Combo_Knight: "Ohhhhhhh man. People are gonna be mad."
The Chief: "Wouldn’t you be mad if someone shot at you?"
Bious: “Only if they failed.”
Actions
3rdSTRikeLOVE - Scavenge: Scorpion Flail
Aidebit - Attack: Skizzz
AKI - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Augustus - Evade
Blindknagg - Defend: ForgeDigger
DarkGeneral - Attack: ForgeDigger/RadicalFuzz
DukeC - Scavenge: Holoshield Launcher
Exodus. - Scavenge: Scorpion Flail
ForgeDigger - Attack: Augustus/Augustus
infrequent lurker - Evade
jasonC - Attack: infrequent lurker
Missing Person - Attack: Sumazndude
Pertho - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Pimp Willy - Scavenge: Mini-Turret Launcher
RadicalFuzz - Scavenge: Holoshield Launcher
Merc - Attack: xthAtGAm3RGuYX
Skizzz - Attack: Augustus
Sumazndude - Scavenge: Versa-Wrench Lite
Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Vynce (?) - Defend: RadicalFuzz
xthAtGAm3RGuYX - Attack: RadicalFuzz
Zombie Robot A - Attack: Missing Person
Zombie Robot B - Attack: Pertho
Zombie Robot C - Attack: Aidebit
Zombie Robot D - Attack: Sumazndude
Zombie Robot E - Attack: xthAtGAm3RGuYX
Dual Raptor Shot 1 - Attack: Zombie Robot B
Dual Raptor Shot 2 - Attack: Aidebit
Blindknagg’s Turret (2 turns) - Attack: Skizzz
Results
Zombie Robot B dies.
Sumazndude dies.
**Sumazndude’s Ability:
14-Berserk: Every consecutive Attack adds +2 to your Attack power. Attack power bonus resets after taking a non-Attack action.**
xthAtGAm3RGuYX dies.
**xthAtGAm3RGuYX’s Ability:
20-Slim Cognito: You may use this Ability on one Player at any time during the game. This will not count towards your daily action. Upon usage, you will be sent copies of every private message that Player has sent, and will continue to receive copies of their messages until one of you dies. One use only.**
3rdSTRikeLOVE wins the Scorpion Flail over Exodus.
AKI gets 3 Gold Bolts
Pertho gets 0 Gold Bolts
Synonym gets 3 Gold Bolts
Missing Person’s Magma Cannon gains 10 XP for killing Sumazndude.
Merc’s Arbiter gains 10 XP for killing xthAtGAm3RGuYX.
DarkGeneral’s Dual Raptors gain 2 XP for killing Zombie Robot B.
Players
Vynce (?): Versa-Wrench Multicore (+3 atk/+2 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk}
DukeC: Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/0 XP)
Missing Person: Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+1 def/20 XP), Nanobots
infrequent lurker: Fusion Rifle (+4 atk/-1 def/0 XP)
Augustus: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+2 def/0 XP)
Skizzz: Scorpion Flail (+3 atk/+3 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
DarkGeneral: Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def/2 XP), Database
GodotsRevenge: Phase 2
ForgeDigger: Dual Vipers (+1 atk/+1 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}
Aidebit: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0 XP)
Pimp Willy: Mini-Turret Launcher (+1 atk/0 def/0 XP)
Synonym:
RadicalFuzz: Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/0 XP) / Merc: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/10 XP)
orochizoolander: Phase 2
3rdSTRikeLOVE: Scorpion Flail (+3 atk/0 def/0 XP)
Blindknagg: Mini-Turret Launcher (+1 atk/0 def/10 XP)
jasonC: Hunter Mine Launcher (+1 atk/+5 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def/+1 def}
Exodus.:
Sumazndude: Phase 3
AKI: Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+1 def/10 XP)
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: Phase 3
Pertho: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+2 def/0 XP)
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-The Arbiter (1 Available)
-Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
Planet
Catacrom Four:
Zombie Robot A - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot C - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot D - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot E - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot F - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot G - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
If 1 or more Zombie Robots remain at the end of the turn, 2 more will spawn.
