must be a mustard guy. personally I use sriracha
*You could have brought my love Willy. *
Vynce is cheaper… He’s got stds
Nobody wants to be Forgey’s friend. :c
*Ask for my going rate. *
Besides I couldn’t ask you to kill yourself DG… I wanted what you have
I hear about that stuff all the time and I still have yet to try it. Is it like a really good kind of hot sauce?
*Come now Willy, you know I’m a fair man. As far as I’m concerned, we could have bartered for my goods. We still possibly can, depending on what you have done this phase. *
The hell do you put on your sandwich?
I add mayo, honey mustard, lettuce, ham and cheese. Before all that, I lightly toast the bread and add butter to one side. Fucking delicious.
it’s sweet and spicy and tangy. it’s good, but not totally amazing
It’s okay. If you like vegetables and heat, you’d probably like it. It has a strange taste.
I didn’t want you stealing my coins, so I took measures
30 minutes ago, at The Chief’s suite.
Hecatom: "Hey guys, hope you don’t mind, but I brought along a friend to join us tonight."
WTF-AKUMA-HAX: "So I heard you guys like Dreadzone."
Bious: "You’re goddamn right I mind. The last I heard, WTF-AKUMA-HAX had been shot out of a starship."
WTF-AKUMA-HAX: "That wasn’t…"
pause
WTF-AKUMA-HAX: "canon."
Cyntalan: "YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH."
The Chief: "Alright you niggas, calm down. Save some hype for Dreadzone. Any predictions?"
Combo_Knight: "Someone’s gonna die."
The Chief: “They’d better. I’m paying $8.95 for this Holovision DLC.”
Present time, at Catacrom Four.
3rdSTRikeLOVE: "You’d better not try and get the Nanobots, infrequent lurker. They’re mine."
infrequent lurker: "Not if I get to them first."
Missing Person: "lolwut."
Dallas: "AAAAND WE ARE LIVE HERE AT CATACROM FOUR AND THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET EXCITING. Wouldn’t you say, Jjjjjjjjjuanita?"
Juanita: "That’s right, Dallas. Today marks the first day that we’re going to see some action, and hopefully, some people dead. Our contestants have landed on Catacrom Four, and they’ll have to make their way through the hordes of Zombie Robots as our contestants defile their beautiful sanctuary."
Dallas: "To progress to the next planet, they’ll have to kill all of the enemies. To accomplish this, they’ll need skill, intelligence and teamwork."
Juanita: "It’s a good thing they have none of those things."
Dallas and Juanita: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Dallas: "Alright contestants, your challenge begins in 3… 2… oh, they’re already off!"
Juanita: "It looks like infrequent lurker and 3rdSTRikeLOVE are both trying to get Nanobots out of the vendor. Did they not see our breaking news update?"
Dallas: "Well regardless of how many times they push that button, it doesn’t change the fact that the Nanobots are SOLD OUT.
3rdSTRikeLOVE: "FUCK."
infrequent lurker: "I’m gonna keep pressing it for another 5 minutes, and if it doesn’t work by then, I’ll move on."
Juanita: "Well it looks like a couple more of them are having more luck with the vendor. RadicalFuzz has grabbed the Arbiter, Skizzz has grabbed the Scorpion Flail and DukeC has the Database!
Dallas: "Some powerful things in that list, Juanita, but they’re not the only ones not going home without a souvenir. jasonC and Synonym have both found 3 Gold Bolts, with GodotsRevenge and Pertho taking home the silver medal at 2 Gold Bolts each!"
Juanita: "But it doesn’t look like DarkGeneral agreed with Synonym’s actions. Synonym just took a B6-Obliterator grenade to the face!"
Synonym: "OI! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT ABOUT, KENT?"
DarkGeneral: "You’re clearly not focused, Synonym. You need to pay attention to your surroundings."
Synonym: "Well getting a fuckin’ grenade to the head sure as shit isn’t helping, ya fuckin’ drongo. AND STOP TALKING IN ITALICS. IT CREEPS ME OUT."
DarkGeneral: "…"
Dallas: "Luckily for Synonym, it seems that he can take a lickin’ and he will keep tickin’ tonight, Juanita."
Juanita: "How’s our little butterfly Sumazndude doing?"
Dallas: "He is still OUT COLD, Juanita. Joining him tonight is his good buddy, Exodus.. Now let’s take a look at the action."
Juanita: "OOOOOOH, it looks like we have a Blargian standoff between Blindknagg, GodotsRevenge and orochizoolander. Kill each other! KILL EACH OTHER!!!"
Dallas: "And that’s enough out of you, Juanita. Looks like Blindknagg has placed a turret to defend himself, but will it help him? In other news, orochizoolander had better watch his back, otherwise…"
orochizoolander: "AAAAAAARGH."
Dallas: "he’s going to get shot by AKI, Blindknagg’s Turret and RadicalFuzz’s little robot buddy, Merc.
RadicalFuzz: "diD yOu fiX hiM wiTh yOuR wReNcH, tEdDy?"
Merc: "The name’s Merc, sir. And yes, I… fixed him."
RadicalFuzz: 
orochizoolander: "Is this how you treat your really, really ridiculously good looking contestants? By letting them die on the first planet? Won’t your viewers be disappointed?"
Dallas: "Oh, I have a feeling that they won’t be. And with that, orochizoolander is out of this competition!"
Juanita: "It looks like ForgeDigger is especially happy with that outcome, as she relentlessly tears orochizoolander’s precious Dual Vipers away from his fresh corpse!"
Dallas: "And it seems that Pimp Willy has the same plan for the soon to be deceased Blindknagg!"
Blindknagg: "What?"
bang
Dallas: "OHHHHHHH. Shots fired from Aidebit, Augustus and Vynce (?), directly hitting their targets. I guess he didn’t see that coming, eh Juanita?"
Juanita: "Shut up, Dallas. Pimp Willy seems to be having a bit of trouble taking Blindknagg’s Mini-Turret Launcher. COME ON, PIMP WILLY, USE YOUR MUSCLES. You’re not actually going to be overpowered by a dead guy, are you?"
Blindknagg: "I’m not dead."
Dallas: "AND WHAT A TWIST! It seems that Blindknagg had the power of Nanobots on his side this time, as he sees the light of another day."
Juanita: "Which is more than we can say for GodotsRevenge, who just got taken out by Augustus, Missing Person and what is left of orochizoolander.
GodotsRevenge: "HAIL SATAN."
Augustus: "Stay down, Godonic. You’re not awesome enough to live."
Missing Person: "You should’ve listened to me, Revedgehog."
Dallas: "And with that fantastic twin shot, Augustus has moved up to the top of our leaderboard with 2 Player kills, earning him the Dual Raptors! Aidebit, Vynce (?) and Merc also get a shiny new Versa-Wrench Multicore for their spectacular performance tonight."
Juanita: "xthAtGAm3RGuYX seems pretty happy about that outcome, as he continues to dance on the battlefield. At least, I think that’s what he’s doing."
Dallas: "No time for celebrations yet, Juanita. Here come the Zombie Robots!"
Juanita: "It looks like they’ve chosen Aidebit, Augustus and 3rdSTRikeLOVE as their meals tonight, but unfortunately, that armour is just too tough for them to chew through."
Dallas: "Well they’re not going to give up, Jjjjuanita. It looks like they’re calling in reinforcements! 2 more Zombie Robots have joined the party."
Juanita: "However, we’re out of time. Let’s let them starve and become even more ravenous for the night!"
Dallas: "That sounds like a plan, Jjjjjjjjuanita. Tune in tomorrow night for another episode of Dreadzone."
ka-tonk
RadicalFuzz: D:
Dallas: “And that Zombie Robot foot to the nuts is going straight to the blooper reel.”
Back at The Chief’s suite.
The Chief: "So what did you think, WTF-AKUMA-HAX?"
WTF-AKUMA-HAX: "Those people weren’t very nice to each other, were they?"
Bious: “They sure weren’t. God I love this show.”
Actions
3rdSTRikeLOVE - Scavenge: Nanobots
Aidebit - Attack: Blindknagg
AKI - Attack: orochizoolander
Augustus - Attack: Blindknagg/GodotsRevenge
Blindknagg - Attack
DarkGeneral - Attack: Synonym
DukeC - Scavenge: Database
Exodus. -
ForgeDigger - Scavenge: orochizoolander’s Dual Vipers
GodotsRevenge - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
infrequent lurker - Scavenge: Nanobots
jasonC - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Missing Person - Attack: GodotsRevenge
orochizoolander - Attack: GodotsRevenge
Pertho - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Pimp Willy - Scavenge: Blindknagg’s Mini-Turret Launcher
RadicalFuzz - Scavenge: The Arbiter/Merc: Attack orochizoolander
Skizzz - Scavenge: Scorpion Flail
Sumazndude -
Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Vynce (?) - Attack: Blindknagg
xthAtGAm3RGuYX - Evade
Zombie Robot A - Attack: Aidebit
Zombie Robot B - Attack: Augustus
Zombie Robot C - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
Blindknagg’s Turret (3 turns) - Attack: orochizoolander
Results
jasonC gets 3 Gold Bolts
Synonym gets 3 Gold Bolts
GodotsRevenge gets 2 Gold Bolts
Pertho gets 2 Gold Bolts
GodotsRevenge dies.
**GodotsRevenge’s Ability:
17-Hacker Ray: At the cost of 3 Gold Bolts, you may override and choose another Player’s action for the coming phase. Cannot force Player to Attack themselves. Does not count towards your daily action.**
orochizoolander dies.
**orochizoolander’s Ability:
25-Alpha Clank: You can use this Ability to receive a free Alpha Mod. Initially, only +1 Alpha Mods are available, but this number increases by 1 for every Player you kill. This Ability has a 48 hour cooldown. You may use this ability at any time and it does not count towards your daily action.**
Blindknagg dies.
Blindknagg uses Nanobots. Blindknagg remains in the game.
Aidebit’s, Augustus’ and Vynce’s (?) weapons gain 10XP for killing Blindknagg.
Augustus’, Missing Person’s and orochizoolander’s weapons gain 10XP for killing GodotsRevenge.
Blindknagg’s, AKI’s and Merc’s weapons gain 10XP for killing orochizoolander.
Players
Vynce (?): Versa-Wrench Multicore (+3 atk/+2 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk}
DukeC: Database
Missing Person: Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+1 def/10 XP), Nanobots
infrequent lurker: Fusion Rifle (+4 atk/-1 def/0 XP)
Augustus: Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def/0 XP)
Skizzz: Scorpion Flail (+3 atk/0 def/0 XP)
DarkGeneral: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+2 def/0 XP)
GodotsRevenge: Phase 2
ForgeDigger: Dual Vipers (+1 atk/+1 def/10 XP)
Aidebit: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0 XP)
Pimp Willy:
Synonym:
RadicalFuzz: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0 XP) / Merc: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0 XP)
orochizoolander: Phase 2
3rdSTRikeLOVE: Hunter Mine Launcher (0 atk/+3 def/0 XP)
Blindknagg: Mini-Turret Launcher (+1 atk/0 def/10 XP)
jasonC: Hunter Mine Launcher (0 atk/+3 def/0 XP)
Exodus.:
Sumazndude:
AKI: Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+1 def/10 XP)
XthAtGAm3RGuYX:
Pertho: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+2 def/0 XP)
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-Scorpion Flail (1 Available)
-The Arbiter (1 Available)
-Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
-Miniturret Launcher (1 Available)
-Holoshield Launcher (2 Available)
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
Planet
Catacrom Four:
Zombie Robot A - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot B - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot C - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot D - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot E - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
If 1 or more Zombie Robots remain at the end of the turn, 2 more will spawn.
That worked out perfectly.
No hard feelings, @Blindknagg. Thanks for what I was promised would be free XP.
(No one betrayed you; and don’t ask.)
Lol fucking bk. I coulda gone for the other turret but I didn’t trust nobody else to go for it.
I guess nanobots was BKS ability?
Those alliances though.
And we now have 2 more Zombie bots.
Mutha****** c***-stomping fish f******* f****** f****! When I saw Missing Person snatched the nanobots I tried to change my action but missed the deadline by 5 minutes! Bahh!
Speaking of which
“Blindknagg uses Nanobots. Blindknagg remains in the game”
Whuuuuuut???
And those would be the missing pieces. Thanks for filling in the blanks guys.
Blindknagg’s ability is to scavenge and attack once in the same turn.
EDIT: Proof:
Thus, we can assume that his ability is something along the lines of “you get two actions per turn”.