I don’t get it. Were these women just laying there like fuck dolls while you do your thing? Because if they are attractive with nice bodies which I assume. How can you be bored with a woman throwing her bare ass back on you, or riding your dick? Sex must’ve been really bad I guess.
Just be glad you’ve never fought me and won (or lost). I send messages… of love.
They are disturbing…
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Its not that bad. Certainly not for everyone, but regardless of your experience and duration the Marine Corps will leave its footprint on you somehow.
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Dat ass… Is pounce-worthy. :tup:
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just becasue a woman is attractive doesn’t mean that you won’t get bored. Sex is just more about curves and symmetry bro. Look at how dudes with attractive wives still cheat on them with low tier women.
Pedo is right. Sex is just as much mental as it is physical.
Ridley Scott fucked this dudes mind up so bad, he couldn’t stop thinking of that xenomorph even while he was fucking :lol:
I haven’t seen Alien covenant, but… was it that bad?
I was thinking that maybe the sex was lame or something. But yeah if they are a bore to be around in general, understandable. But it sounded like he was bored having sex with them. Like the way he described I’d imagine he got her face down ass up and he thrusting but in a uninterested fashion while he text on his phone or some shit. Like she’s having a good ol time but he’s all “Meh, I’ve had much better”
these are some classic movie equivalents to Alien Covenant:
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Darth Vader was really a tranny
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John Hammond finding the mosquito encased in amber was a daydream he had in his college biology class which made him think finding dino DNA was impossible so he dropped out and decided to be a mailman
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T-800s aren’t real. that was just John Connor’s brain going to a different place to deal with the stress of being hit by a train.
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Gremlins was actually Howie Mandel getting high in his apartment. not even really high- moderately high.
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E.T. was just a really ugly Brazillian kid
Aliens Covenant wasn’t that bad. Granted I haven’t seen any of the prequels and had no expectations.
Your view on how bad Alien: Covenant is depends on how much of an Alien/Prometheus fan you are. The deeper your fandom the worse it is. On its own, most people won’t care for its flaws.
I went in hearing Covenant was more Prometheus than Alien, so my expectations were high. But it wasn’t, it’s more remake of Alien with Ridley doing his best to make us forget the whole point of Prometheus, the more is full of predictable setups for cliched horror action sequences. Damn movie ruined my weekend too but I didn’t have any white folks calling me nigga. Bruh…
Shocked to wake up this morning to the news. FB feed filling up people wanting travel bans. At this point, we’re going to have gangs just patrolling the streets because nobody thinks there are enough police (and armed police) to do anything about it.
Everything makes so much sense now…
You’ve come a long way, Silverbolt…
this is why I exist
Ha, these ytube comments, man… you find comedy gold in there so often… like this:
:get_outta_here: Ohhhh man… sometimes I forget that these “flat earth” people are out there…then I run into a comment like that.
The funny thing is…when you first hear about it, you’d think it’s jokes/trolling… but the more they go on and on…you start to realize that these people are apparently “for real” with this shit :lol: Usually starts off with a comment like “nah, space is a hoax, fam…”. :lol: I’d love to see more of Neil de grasse Tyson’s reactions (or Michio Kaku or whoever else) to comments like that. It’s probably a struggle for them to keep from just laughing.
I think these extreme conspiracy theory folks are the type that would read too much into anything, really…like if they think about a couch for too long, they’ll start to have conspiracy theories about that too…and eventually they start rambling on and on to you like: “man…that’s what those couch manufacturers WANT you to think, bruh… is the couch really there for you to sit on, or is it a distraction from the larger picture…? Stay woke, fam.”
i tried to tell ppl abt event horizon but they never listened. also the matrix stole alot of late 90s thunder from movies
i also rly like sunshine by danny boyle
I think at the core these people just want so badly to feel superior in some way to those with more perceived intelligence/accomplishments that they do this. If everybody’s in on a big conspiracy but you and a few others, then you’re special just by existing. These motherfuckers have found a way to give themselves a trophy for doing nothing.
Ran a set with SWBeta the other day(that guy even post here anymore?).
That gorilla monkey was whooping me 60% of the set with his tiddy Raven but this made it all worth it