All female matrix cast.
Mrs Anderson.
Machines learn the pms wrath.
Not complaining. Just surprised. I forgot I get a free 9th month of service. Mostly because that was 9 fucking months ago. 
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Ever since I put up these black-out curtains, nigga ain’t been seeing the sun very much on my days off. I’ma be lighter than Sammy Sosa here in a min.
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Of course it’s a black guy jacking it
I legit almost lose interest in a girl when I see her calves now. That shit is like a mental virus. A mental STD. Calves.
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But Manx you can’t get to the feets without first crossing the calves
That’s the point. It’s all gotta be in order down there.
Oh, oh, one more thing… Shaft wouldn’t be able to survive at my job. His head would a’splode walking through the door.
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The sauce:
It was a set up implies they knew you were a raging psycho bitch.
Hey. Tyrone needing to get to work and these bitches up here holding up traffic trying to show their ass. If you ain’t gonna use that ride, there’s always somebody who can.
-Starhammer-
London Bridge attack that recently happened. I hope everybody on here who is in the UK is safe.
Can we end backwards, fundamentalist religions now?
Please?
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That kind of thinking is regressive and mean.
Shame on you.
Fuckers need to burn
On a date with a girl a week or so ago, dinner, terrible bowling, other random things white women love doing on dates, only for us to go see Alien Covenant & then fuck when we get to my place.
Each backshot she took from me, all her scratching, hooping & hollering, only thing on my mind was garbage that movie was & how bored I was fucking this girl.
Out with a female friend last night only for her to get drunk & say “just once I wanna fuck a black guy.” We’re goin at it only for me to randomly mumble, mid stroke, “stupid fucking movie wtf man.” Yet again, bored.
That prick Ridley Scott ruined vagina for me…
Tell my close friend this, mind you, he’s white, “Nigga you let damn Xenomorphs ruin pussy for you?! Get out.”
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You out here letting white guys drop the n bomb?
Sounds like you’re bored of female.
Maybe you should fuck guys
you need jesus my bro.
Real talk. Now you all know I’m not religious or a Christian, if I’ve expressed it before.
But things such as your beliefs and faith in structure get altered when you go through life events like I did in recruit training to be a United States Marine, which failed to achieve.
Never before did I cry tears like I have while attending church services in MCRDPI, and for the duration of my role there.
Life at this mentioned military installation may look traditional. It’s unchanged.
The building to the left occupies each squad bays, which houses a platoon of recruits.
What goes on in there is you will not want to know and few can comprehend.