Could have been worse, could have been the animu.
I know he is talking about that movie, but the way he wrote the title for a moment made me think of
lol. I think I know what meaning the public is going to take from the dog statue. I think we ALL know.
Since itās Wednesdayā¦
-Starhammer-
May I ask exactly WHAT kind of crime can you do within a 24 hour time period that can be horrible enough to warrant that kind of punishment?
-Starhammer-
It was the assignment a teacher left. School is on block schedule so 4 periods of an hour and a half each.
Makes you wanna :chainsaw:
Quit hating on one of Leoās greatest performances with prime Claire Danes.
At least you got to chill and do minimal work.
Think Iām going to apply for a culinary program to do basic food preparation and find a job.
ah. So it was not your punishment, but suferage for the good of others. I salute your courage brother. Here. have some beer and boobs.
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-Starhammer-
Lacked tits unlike the other ver from decades ago.
you chose this futureā¦
nah, Tsuneo Imahori is Japanās only good musician*. iām pretty confident about this one.
*honorable mention the all-girl alternative rock band Noodles.
Tsuneo Imahori did fucking fantastic work on Trigun and Gungrave but thats about all I know of his work. Triguns H.T. is still one of the hardest most fun to rock out to songs Iāve ever heard. I canāt help but head bang till I have a head ache when that song comes up in my rotation. I remember some years ago when I was still RSG3 posting that intro and saying āThis song is amazing, Donāt give a fuck what Shaft saysā only for you to come in behind me and tell me heās fucking awesome lol.
Iām a really big fan of The Pillows to tho, and know their work a lot better then Imahoriās.
Youāve come a long way, Grooveā¦
Yepā¦canāt go around saying āfatāā¦especially about a woman. Itās tough to tell at the moment since she has those horrible baggy clothes (intended to hide a bit of chubbiness)
*surprisingly I donāt think Leykis had anything to say about this oneā¦then again I didnāt listen to the whole show today because Gustavo (the āask a Mexicanā guy) was on again. I really just donāt like the damn show when that guy is on.
Mario Kart - sheeeeit, might be time for a few races tonightā¦ Iām a bit more confident with my character/kart picks and overall strategy at this point. I hate that this game punishes success though. When youāre in 1st, you KNOW that the blue shell is an inevitabilityā¦and thereās not much you can do about it. Itās not a completely unstoppable thing but most fans would probably agree that itās still some olā bullshit.
ā¦hahah I just remembered that I had a picture on an ollllllld ZIP disk (yep from that eraāThe Ancient Times of the internet) of some random asian bitch with a turd in her mouth. Sadly I donāt know where the picture or that ZIP disk is anymore. I had the infamous ātubgirlā picture saved on there too.
How yāall gonna bring up Imahori and not mention his work on Hajime No Ippo?
Bad mouthing Romeo + Juliet???
Been on another Anthology Horror kick lately. This time, I watched one called āHolidaysā itās currently on Netflix. Iāve ignored it for a while now because it had a bad rating, but after watching it I can see that it has one for an unfair reason. The first story is terrible. But the ones after are, for the most part, excellent.
Fatherās Day, for me, was definitely the best one. I was trying to find the scene alone so I could share it here, but had no luck. So check it out if you guys have the time. Like I said itās on Netflix. Just make sure to skip the first one, Valentineās Day.
LOL Donāt they know that her career is washed up and her only rebound at this point is the thiccāen up and get dem black people saliva drips? Yeah, even my neice told me, the last time I saw her, about how Ri-ri has thickened up. 
this shit is actually news for back people.
I guess she figured I would like it somehow, despite the fact that Iām not really into the traditional thick chick, and definitely not black ones, and MOST definitely not the famous ones.
Yep. I distinctly remember the very moment I saw tubgirl for the first time.
God, I wish The Internet could have remained so innocentā¦ :sad:
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The only Romeo & Juliet I acknowledge is the one with āHer Pinknessā Olivia Hussey. That movie has resulted in countless simultaneous and collective erections (and possibly other ā¦ movements with regard to females) among teenagers, the likes of which Guinness would faint from.
Oh yes, I rememberā¦
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At my local beer mart here in Ravensdale, they had a Renaissance fair or something where we all ate medieval food. I had a turkey leg but my buddy Runrow had a turkey leg with cheese. They were throwing the bones out back which attracted a lot of strays. So many stray cats, dogs, and raccoons. Raccoons are already wild but anything digging through the trash seems kind of like a stray to me. Some people have pet raccoons, some people do but most people donāt. I think it is becoming more of a trend now to own a raccoon as a pet, which works for me because that means less raccoons for me to deal with at the beer mart or at Runrowās grannieās house. You take one and feed them. So I know where you can come on down and set up some traps and you go with as many raccoons as you want.
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There was a video online where a raccoon was banging on a slide glass door with a rock trying to get the people inside to come out and feed it some cat food. Thatās the end times right there. The good Lord decided to give a few creatures hands, we were blessed to have hands. The only other animals to have hands are monkeys, lizards, and raccoons. So when you give an animal hands, then all bets are off, that is all I am saying. Who knows what they are going to be doing. It starts with a rock, then it goes to a sword, then it goes to a chainsaw. They got hands. Now some of yāall are going to say that just because they have hands does not mean their brains can figure out what to do, but I am saying that give them a hand and their brain starts to catch up real fast. The hand is an inspiration for the brain. You donāt give something a big brain and no hands. I tell you what, if something awful happens and forget about Planet of the Monkeys or whatever, think about Planet of the Raccoons!
You all know Zika Profen right? He has had some hard times recently, he was drinking real hard, he was going through some family crisis, he joined up in the army, got demoted to the local militia. He fought in Desert Storm. He came back, sometimes the world just doesnāt seem the same when you come back from the desert. We all say we love our veterans but a lot of you just say that to be politically correct and we all know that is tough for a former serviceman to get a job and find a place in the world.
Zika was drinking but he is sobering up, he has been in and out of jail. He has gotten better since then, I figure he does not want me telling everyone his past problems but I figure his story is part of his brand. Zika hooked up with Sally Murfin, they had a couple of kids and that didnāt work out, then Sally was in that accident, and Sally fell in love with her male nurse, physical therapist I think he was, and they ran off together and left the children with Zika, then he hooked up with Nelly Light. They had a kid too and then she had that accident and she didnāt pull through. Zika has told me himself that he would give anything to bring back Nelly and let her hook up with her physical therapist. She was hooking up with her physical therapist before she succumbed to her injuries. So he took his kids with Sally, and the one kid from Nelly, and the one kid Nelly had before she met Zika, so he has 4 kids now, and he realized that it wasnāt all about himself anymore, it was about him and all those kids, all 6 or 7 of them or whatever. I say that because he has the house where kids just come and go, they runaway from home or want a place to drink, so they come over to Zikaās. Not drinking so much anymore but he does give the kids a safe place to drink.
So its just a house full of kids for him to look after. Some of the kids are his, some are entrusted to him, I am not even sure anymore, there are like 8 or 9 more women involved too that I am forgetting about. I really donāt think he wants me to tell everyone about his problems but I figured it would help you all get to know him a little bit. Why do you need to know Zika Profen? Because Zika Profen has started a brand new business!
Let me tell yāall what, if this was Shark Tank, and Zika was on Shark Tank with the other contestants, the bald guy, the fat woman, and Mark Cuban. What if there was a bald fat Mark Cuban woman? Like Star Trek the Motion Picture but it was Mark Cuban? Anyways, if Zika was on the show I would say he automatically wins the show! Release the sharks boys! Zikaās new business is the best business I have ever heard of. Fellow SRK shit posters, you are going to want to write this down, go to the website, download the app, Thermus Surprise!
Thermus Surprise combines the best of modern technology and olden days nostalgia! Thermos is a licensed trademark so Zika had to purposely misspell Thermos to Thermus. So you can use any thermos like product but it has to be designed for the same purpose as a Thermos. Its a thermos but he just cant legally use that name. So what you do, is download the app. Most of you are probably too dumb or too lazy to do that but let me tell it to you like how an old person wants to hear it. You remember the milkman? You remember him coming around? Same principle!
You leave your thermus outside, outside your front door at night. Then you get on your phone or your computer, you load the app, the app comes up, check the box for a Thermus Surprise. Then go to bed like nothing is wrong. If you are too poor to own a computer or a cell phone, there is probably another different way you can do it, like he copies a sheet of paper and you put a check mark on the days you want a Thermus Surprise.
Also, if you just happen to accidentally leave your Thermos outside and the Thermus Surprise man sees your empty Thermos, he will stop and fill it up. With what you ask? Wellā¦thatās the surprise! You donāt know! You dont know what you are going to get when you leave your Thermos outside before you go to sleep. What steaming hot or possibly cold or lukewarm liquid or soupy food will be touching your lips the next morning? Who knows! Well, Zika Profen knows. He is pretty much a one man show right now. He is cooking up whatever it is or boiling it down, pouring it into the Thermoses, or putting it into the little bags he carries around with him.Then he sloshes that into your thermos. So he is not getting a lot of sleep because he has to make the thermos contents and then deliver the thermos contents. Luckily he does not have a lot of customers right now but that is why he allowing me to advertise his new business.
Ask yourself, do you like unexpected clam chowder? I am sure yāall are concerned with being tricked, let me ask you, why would you think someone is going to mess with your thermos? It is not Thermus Trick. He could put anything he wants in there but that is not what you agree to when you sign them papers. If you want to get the same beverage every damn morning, then you need to go to regular old boring ass Thermos Lame. He needs business to feed them children! Where is your faith in humanity? Why do you think that a company called Thermus Surprise is sitting around, plotting? You think they are going to piss in your thermos?
I mean, Zika could piss in your thermos but why would he? If he did, you would never use the Thermus Surprise service ever again. You do give Zika a list of things you are allergic to. But I wouldnāt imagine somebody writing down they are allergic to piss though. Some people donāt like not knowing what they are taking to work with them, they donāt know if the thermos is holding their lunch or their breakfast or piss. I ask these people, what it must be like for them to cower in their home, everyday, afraid to embrace life and all its opportunities? These people would do Thermus Surprise if they knew exactly what they were getting, or that they would listen to music if they never had to listen to music. They would eat delicious foods if those same foods never touched their lips.
It is unreasonable for you to know what is in your thermos in this day and age. Zika wanted to make it clear as well that you need to supply your own thermos. Some people are angry that Zika is purposely misspelling thermos too. Folks, with Thermus Surprise, you are basically playing a game and the name of that game is Thermus Surprise. Thermoses were not originally invented to be used in a game but its 2017.
It is not Thermus Trick, it is Thermus Surprise. A trick would be, here is a thermos of buttermilk. You get excited for that buttermilk because you are fat, and instead of buttermilk, its damn old piss. That would be a trick! If its called Thermus Surprise, and you wonder what might be in your thermos, it could be buttermilk and you raise your shitty thermos up to your lips and itās filled with piss, thatās a surprise! Not a trick! I am spending way too much time focusing on the piss! At no time has Zika ever insinuated or hinted that he would piss in your thermos, people are not paying him to piss in their thermoses. In the terms of services that you sign, it does say that he gets one surprise that you wont like. There might be one surprise that makes you mad. So technically, he could piss in your thermos and you would say āWell, according to the terms of serviceā¦ā but if he did it twice, then you got a court case.
So folks, its almost summer time, so if you sign up right now for the service, I would not expect a lot of hot soups, gumbos, or chowders. I would expect pink lemonade, buttermilk, and Orange Crush. I am not guaranteeing any of that stuff, I do not want to get your hopes up, I am veering very dangerously to trick territory here but seasonally, you can go by weather, to get a clue what you might be getting. Remember, he can give you something you donāt like once, and it doesnāt even have to be a liquid, it could be pencil shavings, dirty socks, or a live animal.
I went down the wrong road with this. I went down the road where everybody thinks he is going to pull off all these dastardly tricks and fill your thermos with baby rats or piss. Also, I want to let you all know that not anybody can tamper with your thermos if you leave it outside for Zika, he puts duct tape over it as soon as he is done and if the seal is broken, do not drink whatever is in your thermos. Somebody I guess could steal your thermos if they really need one, I dont know why the fuck anybody would want to do that. [/details]
spoilered for space. Jesus fuck and thank you.