A statue of an Asian coming to cook the dog
Thatâs what Iâm going with. One of those cute words your 8 year old makes and everyone just agrees to use it.
Is it illegal to stare at people through the window from the privacy of your home while jerking off? If so does the person have to see your penis for it to be illegal? If so is it ok to do in the car if they canât see your penis?
I think thatâs one of those âitâs illegal if youâre caughtâ sort of things.
If by âinventedâ you mean âlazily mash two words together while everyone rides his jock for itâ, then youâre totally right. 
The day I called a Skullgirls character âadorableâ was the day he descended even further into madness
Squigga is a break dancer who is also a fake gangstar.
Thatâs every crime ever.
I have like 9 days off in a row coming up. Iâm so excited.
Using those vacation hours? Where you goinâ?
have you never been told that itâs rude to stare and pleasure yourself when you were a kid?
Shit, dude. My vacation hours are flexing right now.
Going to Vegas (for work) the last week of June, New Orleans in September, Tokyo in November, and Iâm trying to see if I can afford a Euro Week in October or December to visit Berlin, Amsterdam, and end in Paris.
Travel > pretty much anything else besides booze.
The statue of the girl is an advertisement for a stock index. Meanwhile the bull is an ode to capitalism. One is art, the other is exploiting dopes pretending to be progressive.
I know who placed the statue there but it doesnât mean it isnât art just because it was created by a PR firm.
Itâs art in the same way the Budweiser frogs are art. Itâs a commercial thatâs exploiting an existing work of art (The Bull) not a feminist statement.
I told my work Iâm unavailable Monday-Wednesdays so I only work Thursday-Sunday (Iâm available I just like having 3-day weekends) but on a work week coming up I need to be out of town Thursday-Sunday. So I get all these days off.
Iâm going to do so much nothing. Probably stream some Netflix, catch up on anime and start a new video game.
Jad to watch dumbass Romeo + Juliet 3 fucking times today.
Best believe somebody is catching some hands for this.
Whats wrong man donât like Baz Lurhmans cinematic vomit?
In honor of our newest drinkâŚ
How the fuck were you obligated to watch that trash movie 3 times in one day?