5 inc gold mine. Pls hepl!
I doubted it so much but goddamn its true. Douglas is a lady, an elegant lady, but still a lady.
fuckin queers
ima go walk 4 miles to get to my bathroom uphill both ways while wearing live wolverines as shoes. IN MY DAY we didnt even have nice fresh warm wolverines to wear as shoes we had to tear beaver tails off of the goddamn animal with our bare teeth in 4 feet of snow and -100 degree weather in the summer time.
get on my goddamn level queers
Suddenly, I remember why I am terrified of this thread…
Why? We are like the best people in the world. Is it because we talk about rape a lot?
No, it’s because you perform rape a lot. I don’t know if I speak for everyone (Kona is the possible exception) but I’m pretty sure most people want to keep the structure of their asshole intact. This thread turns asshole from a one way street into a fucking highway.
Will don’t talk to me about the good ole’ days either son. Unlike your discount dominican ass I actually have been to the islands (and ate authentic mangu, but that’s neither here nor there). We walk out of our houses with spears in tow just to try and survive. Even the cockroaches are the size of buildings. Talk about Jurassic Park.
But this is the best thread
Didnt we have a talk about you being mexican. Nevermind Im probably getting confused with someone else.
When did you last go Pancho? I will have to say Central America is pretty cool. Earlier this year I was on a island off of Nicaragua. In August Im going to Colombia to see my dentist.
Will, I will totally be down for a long set BUT between each match we shotgun a beer.
This thread is now the vacation thread. One time in my home country I was in the water and there was this pile of seaweed just floating around. My brother told me to check it out. As I got closer to it I realised there was a shit ton of jelly fish on it and in my horror i tried to run away from it but a big wave happened and it took that pile of jelly fish over my head and directly dropped on me. It was the worst, We had to gather my pee and apply it to my skin. Yeah, jellyfish can eat a dick
Why does zero have boobs when he sounds like a guy?
You have boobs and you’re a guy
im reading this again, just as thrilling as last time. must read if you havent before
Hey Ken, DoA5 just released this Canadian Tae Kwon Do guy.
Hey, Now you can be Chris Benoit and Hworang all at once.
Hey, Now you can be a murderer and a Faggot all at once.
Hey, Now you can be androginous and be a wrestler all at once.
Hey, Now you can have a missing tooth and a missing dick all at once.
Hey, Now you can be dead and alive all at once.
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… I’m just playing survivor at this point. Also… fuck DoA5. That is all.
“Earned ourselves a stiff drink”
Yeah, he’s gay.
NIGGA! yo Tio Tomas ass cant holla! 
i used to go every year for the whole summer from when i was 5-18 HOLLA AT ME
get on my 17 yrs old drinkin beers in pool halls level!
on my bitches love me cuz speaking bad spanish in the motherland means im exotic level!
on my real talk cockroaches are really the size of buildings level
DEAL! you just handicapped yourself.
im the marvel shun-di
more gimmicks the more drinks
ASK DOUGLAS ABOUT MY DRUNKEN STRIDER/SENT
I laughed at Tio Tomas.
I challenge anyone to this.
I guess we can say you were “mad jelly” of your brothers stingless/peeless face?
I wish I could go to EVO and walk up to every generic looking white guy and ask them if they are Ryder.