This was going to be a reply for a thread where everybody was complaining about how cheap Geifs Spinning Lariat move is. While I agree with said argument, the post just seemed more appropriate here. I’ve never done anything like this before so enjoy…hopefully.
The Spinning Chicken
Ahh yes, the mighty Spinning Lariat, AKA Spinning Chicken move. Do you have any idea how much thought process goes into a move this complex? The timing involved is so precise, it has to me measured in nano seconds. The move itself is so effective, and so overpowering in its execution, that I have adopted this move in my everyday life!! My co-workers tremble in fear of me, for one wrong look from any of those lackeys, may set me off into a vortex of dizzying destruction!!!
Im disappointed to report however that I havent had much success with my Spinning Pile Driver. It needs a lot of work. And the strange looks I get from the victims of my sad attempt at a SPD tends to have a discouraging effect on me. Youd be surprised at how many people take offence to you trying to pick them up, flip them up-side down, and drop them on their noggin while spinning around and yelling incomprehensible phrases in a Russian accent. But I digress
Truly, the Spinning Chicken maneuver is, without a doubt, such a highly sophisticated tactic, that only the best of the best should even attempt this technique. Its not as though anybody could just pick Geif, and get it off the first time! Good God, if that were the case, thats all anybody would do! Luckily, the folks that play online with Geif arent all that aware of just how powerful the spinning chicken really is, much less how to get it off with any kind of reliability.