When I was a kid, my little cousin asked me what happens if you pull the lever on Zangief’s stage. I told her nothing, but I probably should have told her something involving kittens getting killed.
Whaaaat, nigga you crazy.
He did not pick Zangief nor Claw.
Zangief: "Ooh I want that big muscley hairy man! He’s like a BEAAAAR! He can get me in a bear hug and squeeze me!"
Claw: “He’s so pretty, like a girl! But better! How do I make him make those noises? I like when he screams!”
Might as well replace SF with Shit Filler Turbo: RAINBOWWW EDITION