“salty stoli”… has a nice jingle to it
Wow this was worth about 5 min of entertainment… but seriously who gives a fuck if a pro booted you move on, I mean was a thread really necessary?
This is you stoli,"oh oh oh my god, its a pro! I’ll suck your dick, dude. if you play with me."
The Pro,"Meh"
Stoli,“I’m gonna go post this on SRK!!!”(runs down the hallway in tears)
Wow just wow.
You are a moron.
guys , I really don’t think mecha is getting his due. He won the shit out of this thread, haha I thought that was one of the funnier things I’ve read on srk !
Stoli, Every thread you’ve made in the Akuma forums have been unproductive threads that contribute nothing of value to those looking to improve their Akuma game.
Ed probably should just make private slots in his games, or SF4 should have a region locking feature when you create a lobby.
Coming to the AKUMA forums, to complain about being kicked by Ed has nothing to do with Akuma, and is ridden with more salt than a Double Down from KFC.
As the newly self-appointed spokesperson for Ed Ma, I’d like to apologize on his behalf. In fact, Ed Ma has decided to mail you a bottle of Johnson and Johnson no more tears baby shampoo.
I agree with the dude, if you want to have a private session you make it private, i hate to join some retards session and being kicked out and when i quick search again the CPU puts me in the retards session again.
A lot of people do this and i dont udnerstand why, they spend several hours playing the game but cant spend 1 minut on opening a private endless battle.
And i want to say LOL to all you NUTHUGGERS.
damn… such a clutch Double down reference, if i had the rights to it i would award you at least 1 internets sir.
damn, i allways forget the golden rule of armchair street fighter; rtsd is the ONLY skillful playstyle
holy fuck… I have never seen half of you post in the akuma forums before and if you did it was probably just in a thread like this…so … WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU POSTING NOW!!!
Do people on these forums seriously just search through stuff looking for people to menstruate at? Seriously… yes OP shouldn’t have posted it but there really wasn’t anything wrong with him posting it either. Dude has a right to feel a little salty if he was really hoping to get a game in… just like Edma had the right to not want to play him.
To stoli… you DO know though that cross-country connections are pretty unplayable though right?
plz everyone… put your dick away, take stoli off the pinball machine, and go do something constructive. @ stoli… just delete your own thread once you have the chance and save ppl from themselves. (you’ll also not need to spend so much time looking for bad threads other people made…lol…).
edit: about double down. They took away the the KFC in Santa Cruz so I’ve never gotten to eat one… but is it really as bad as people say it is?
simple answer, on top of this gem of a thread stoli also popped a thread in the newbie forum about fights at tournaments (attention grabbing subject) and inside someone put up a link to this hilarious thread, thus you have people coming into this forum and posting. i didnt even know it was in the akuma section till after i posted the first time (seeing as how this thread has NOTHING to do with akuma).
however i have posted in this section a couple times. and yes stoli had a right to get a little salty… however when you make this big crying thread… your way past a little salty, you got the entire morton’s warehouse filled with salt by the time your hitting the “new thread” button.
^^mm… well…attaching a link I guess WOULD do that… …lol. sigh…
edit: ohh… and random question hulu… Did you ever go to cyberstation when that was around? I was so sad when they took that out of the Sunvalley mall.
You’re not missing anything. The double down is a big grease plate. It probably would have tested better with actual bread. As soon as I ate it, I had to take a dump almost immediately.
Stay away from the double down.
i’m very new to fighters, so i probably hadn’t even heard of that arcade before it got closed >.<. only arcade i have been to is davis.
yes, it really is that bad, the mother fucker has 1400 mg of sodium per sandwich, tastes like ass, and from personal experience will give you around 12-24 hours of mudbutt upon eating the damn thing… like you can’t even taste the pepercorn or whatever cheese on the thing, only the damn salt
Awaiting response from Edma
^ I grew up in walnut creek. They closed it when I was probably like… 11 or 12 or something… so its probably been a good 10 years (so I think it closed in 2000?). Was a cool place that I was sad to see leave 
It was across from the Sabarro’s in the mall where I think there is a crepe place or a steak house or something now (2 stores took up cyberstation’s place I believe).
They have MvC2 last time I went to Q-zar ohh… 6 years ago…lol… but its hardly the same.
The Davis arcade is kinda small… and unless I play pool or bowling with a VERY large group of friends I don’t even have time to play a round of SF between frames so I don’t tend to go there even when I am in Davis to visit ppl. And the sf4 machine is kinda expensive (3 coins I think??) and have pretty poor competition the few times I have played there. But its still nice for what it is. Heard they are doing something to the MU though after this year.
maybe what i’m saying is over your head but mhee…lol…its nice to reminisce. better use of the thread regardless.
KFC Double Down
460 calories
23g fat
1430 mg of salt
No wonder I almost Died. It tasted like a raging demon.
whats rtsd stand for
rush that shit down
ah ok thanks
ah, yeah 10 years ago is a bit ahead of my time, i moved to norcal from CO 8-9 years ago. yeah the sf4 setup at davis is 3 coins, but i lucked out on the comp when i went because they were holding a tourney there so the comp was really good.