Girls… The cause of all of lifes problems.
He took that X Factor shit a little too seriously.
I always thought Jail was Rape or be Raped.
The John Koppenhaver Jail blog is full of Bullshit, but it’s highly entertaining. Dude probably got chinese finger cuffed.
That’s the gist of it. Why the fuck was your friend jumping out of the car screaming at a dude for driving fast and reckless when she’s in the car. Does she expect him not to do shit when she pounds on the window. THis seems like you and the girl were looking for trouble. Instead of avoiding the fucker, you chose to “beat” on him. That is all on you dog.
How hot was your friend, was she DTF, or what. Seriously if this didn’t lead to you getting to bang her. Shame on you brah.
A lot of those charges will get reduced to lesser ones if you have no serious priors; They’ll probably give you some type of first offenders deal. You’ll more than likely do no time but get a few years probation, a shit-ton of fines, license suspended for a year or two and maybe some alcohol and/or anger management classes. Don’t sweat it too much, trust me.
Kept it too real.
I feel pretty safe callin’ you stupid through the internet so…
You stupid.
This is an awful story about awful people doing awful shit. Everyone is in the wrong here. I kinda feel like the guy should have just rear ended you, hopefully taking all three of you out.
Sorry.
Honestly you’re in the wrong on so many levels i have no idea why people would be backing you bro. You let the bitch get crazy, instead of leaving the situation and just going on with your day, you persued the dude as douchey as he was and beat him.
You could have avoided all this if you had any sens,
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You guys actin all high and mighty, wishing death on people.
Youre no better.
In fact youre probably worse.
I made a bad judgement call, and hurt a guy.
Hurt him a little more then he deserved.
What if you actually had the power to give out the judgements on us?
Would you kill us?
If no, youre either a hypocrite or a coward.
If yes, youre a psychopath, and its you who deserves the punishment.
They’ll probably just offer you a deal and then your lawyer will suggest you take it. Unless you want to go broke paying legal fees, deals usually work out best. They’ll reduce your crimes by a significant amount just so you can plead guilty and not waste the courts time and risk losing the case. Win-win for everyone.
Crazy shit bro… I don’t know what to tell you other than hope shit goes well…
If you need white people as character witnesses, let me know
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I should be allright without you. But thx for the offer.
No need to lie for me.
Truth will set me free.
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With probation.
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and community service…
and fines…
And maybe a little jail time…
So…
Free-ish…
Maybe.
Oh, yeah, you’re definitely asian.
EDIT: And she most definitely owes you some tail for almost getting you DuBois’d in jail.
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Its because its a saturday night after 11, in an area heavily patrolled by cops, and the area is filled with bars and drunk drivers.
Day 1… its yo blanket… day 2… its yo lil wiener!!!
I am sure white dudes have yellow fever in jail like they do irl, good luck keeping your butthole safe though dude.
Though i guess small dicked nazi>>>>booty warrior>>>>>>the cleaner
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Get a DAMN good lawyer, no matter how much money it takes
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Getting a deal is probably your most practical option. Try to get the felony charges lowered as much as possible. Obviously the robbery part is bullshit, but if your lawyer is worth half the business suit he’s wearing, he’ll be able to prove that.
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No offense, but your girl is dumb. Really fucking dumb. Why the fuck do females somehow think they are immune to getting their asses kicked?
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NEVER TALK TO THE POLICE EVER. EVEN IF YOU ARE INNOCENT. IT WILL NEVER HELP YOU:
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if you was strong enough you could have just knocked him the fuck out and left (wtf, are you a lil kid? cant even knock out 1 drunk mf?) before any pigs ever showed up. he deserved an ass kicking (a good one), but this isnt the type of shit you wanna get locked up for.
Damn, Return of Shiki actually quoted me pretty much. I’m starting to get old. Sorry, Shiki, I just always pictured you as a old Chinese dude waving around a cane. Fact is I’m probably older than yo ass! 32 in April. Still, good stuff and again, Philth, good luck. :tup:
Oh, and I would also like to know everything being punked for your blanket entails… I think.