So I just got out of jail

sektr · March 6, 2011, 9:27am

Lawyer. Now. Doesn’t matter the cost get the best one you can find and agree to pay it. It’s worth it in the long run no matter the cost.
Make sure the lawyer knows bout Rebecca getting hit with the car.
Get this thread deleted. BEFORE THE TRIAL.
You want a jury trial. Badly. Sympathy = freedom.

The_Bucket_Of_Truth · March 6, 2011, 12:36pm

Lmao @ this guy thinking he’s columbo.

This is one of the better threads here and scrub nubs want it deleted. SMH!!! get a grip on reality buddy

Abhi · March 6, 2011, 5:34pm

man being Asian you should said you done Karate

I mean hell if it can work for this motherfucker then you should have had no problems

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LOL your slogan for court should be

If you got girl problems then I feel bad for you son but I got 99 problems but the bitch ain’t one

sektr · March 6, 2011, 9:05pm

You are aware that he basically confessed to the only thing he’s still accused of right here in this thread right?

It’s not hard for a decent lawyer to find shit like this, especially when people’s real names were used, and it doesn’t help much in court.

Abhi · March 6, 2011, 9:53pm

er yeah and how will anyone prove this shit, why cause he typed it from his account, dude anyone film him type it in so no one can prove he done it

Pained_Auron · March 6, 2011, 11:44pm

and my cock

Philth · March 7, 2011, 1:49pm

:mad:

Youre not even allowed to videotape.

I just told my work about what happened.
They thought I just got a DUI.
Told the story to my manager.
He’s pretty cool about it all.

It helps that im pretty good at my job.
So is Rebecca.

Justice system is a terrible foe.
Dont reccomend taking on this challenge.

rcaido · March 7, 2011, 2:26pm

Im rooting for OP to goto jail, i want the inside scoop on what the joint really is like…I want him to describe in great detail the 1st time he was force into sex…Shit like that will go to the Crazy Story Thread…Make sure to keep a journal…

Solder · March 7, 2011, 6:11pm

fixed

Buster_Wolf · March 7, 2011, 9:01pm

You need to get a jury trial like other people are saying and really stress the fact that this idiot hit Rebecca with his car. That alone deserves an ass kicking. You should also make it very clear how he was acting crazy from the beginning, which was what started all of it, and that you had no idea what he was capable of doing next; thus you felt like you had to put him out of commission in order to prevent him from possibly hurting someone even worse than he already had. You were protecting yourself and your friend from a raving lunatic, that’s the angle you need to work.

lol @ people saying to get this thread deleted before the trial

That sounds more like you’re just aching for some true reality gay sex/rape stories to fap too…

rcaido · March 7, 2011, 9:50pm

Thank you captain obvious…

tolore · March 8, 2011, 4:25am

a friend of a friend(super reliable right!) got out of prison, he said prison was a lot less rapey than it’s portrayed, it still happens but it’s something that happens every month not every day, and not to everyone.

Shaft_Agent · March 8, 2011, 4:27am

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SRKev · March 8, 2011, 4:49am

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I think I’m done for the day!

NegroNinja · March 8, 2011, 5:02am

Why is my boy Ouroboros in this video though?

rcaido · March 8, 2011, 5:33am

After shaft’s video looks like OP will be getting it 3x a day…He might like it…

Buster_Wolf · March 8, 2011, 6:16am

Heh, wow.

Pained_Auron · March 8, 2011, 6:21pm

Haha @ pose off. For the record Phil, soup recorded it. Not me. But seriously, hope you don’t go to jail. RC those charges

Axl_m4ster · March 8, 2011, 8:20pm

Philth:

:mad:

Long story short.
All I did was get into a drunken fight with some stupid ass whiteboy who was road raging.

Long story long.
I was dropping off a girl from work, Rebecca.
Im like 2 blocks from her house, when I notice in my rearview about 100yards back, car commin at me going like 80+mph.
Im going like 35mph cause thats the speed limit, and I dont want to get pulled over for nothin.
This car gets on my ass, swervin side to side, honkin his horn, flashing his brights… (theres 2 fucking lanes, he coulda just went around)
He gets along side me, swerves into my lane.
About 2 blocks of this shit we come to a light, where I am going to turn left to drop off Rebecca.
He pulls up right next to me, rolls down his window talkin all this shit.
"Fuck you bitch, imma fuck you up, blah blah blah."
I roll down my window, and I tell him,
"If you want to get your ass beat, pull over right here, and imma beat the shit out of you."
Rebecca stupidly jumps out the car knocks on his window and cusses him out.
I tell her to get back in the fuckin car, cause the light changed, I turn left, and make an immediate left, parkin on the corner.
Whiteboy drives past us and U turns, he pulls up along side me.
Rebecca again jumps out the car and knocks on his window screamin "WTF"
He guns his engine and sideswipes her, knocks her spinnin to the ground, she busts her chin open, and is steady bleedin.
He stops about 20 yards up the street from me, gets out the car talkin shit.
I run up on him, he puts his hands up, and I start throwin.
Im throwin heavy, and almost everything im throwin is connecting, and most of it is tagging his jaw.
He is throwin back, but he is wiffing and grazing.
I tag him with about 10 hard punches before he goes for a clinch.
He trying to wrestle me down, we are no longer in the street but on some apartment buildings lawn.
I throw a big knee to his body, he doesnt like, so he tries to back out of the clinch.
I got my left hand on his neck and his head is low, so I start throwin uppercuts, 4 out of 6 connect.
He tries real hard for a takedown, grabbin at my legs, I push his head down with me left hand, and step out.
His head is in perfect position to be kicked soccer style, so I put 3 of em on his head.

He is pretty fucked up.
But he sits up, and I try to talk to him.
I tell him "Im sorry. Its over. No hard feelings. Its over."
But he is angry. He gets up and starts talkin shit, pushing me.
Rebecca comes and tries to push us apart, telling us to break it up.
But then she says that she took his car keys and threw em in the bushes.
Im all "WTF? Dude already got his ass beat, give him his keys back."
Rebecca goes off to find his keys.
Dude keeps pushing me, and I keep tellin him, "Its over, you dont want anymore of this."
Keeps pushing me, screamin in my face.
I keep tellin him, "Its over, you dont want it."
He takes another swing at me, and ive had enough.

I put two big right hands on him, and he goes immediately for a takedown.
I ragdoll him onto his back, and jump into side control.
I put a big knee into the side of his head.
Throw a few GNP punches onto his jaw.
Then throw 4 big hard elbows in rapid succession into his face.

I get up, and start walking away, some bystandard prolly from the apartments runs up yellin "dont kick him no more, youll kill him!"
I didnt plan on it, I just look around real quick for Rebecca, dont see her.
(shes still in a bush lookin for this dipshits keys)
Say fuck it, I gotta dip outta here, and start headin for my car.
I put my hand on the handle of the door… and the cops roll up park right behind me.
2 cops jump out, and ask, "Whats goin on?"
I look over to dude layed out on the lawn and point at him sayin "That dude just got fucked up real bad."
The cops just start walkin past me… I open the door to my car… cop suddenly turns round and flashes me with his light.
He sees I got blood on me, “Hey that guy has blood on him, better detain him.”

They arrest me, and Rebecca.

Felony Assault with a deadly weapon
Felony Battery
Felony Robbery
Felony Conspiracy
DUI

Bail set 100,000 $

this sorta reminds me of the Dave Chappelle show skit:

"WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG"

Abhi · March 11, 2011, 1:19am

Philith this comea to mind when I heard your story AKA this

Chappelle Show: When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong 1 from candeemeg99

GRANNY DON’T