Tomorrow is last day for signups???
@“po pimpus” @Rayne_ @“Phantom Angel” @Colonel-Gilgamesh @LordWilliam1234 @Smashbro29 @Davidstar @“Chun Pai” @Windalfr
I’m pretty certain none of those dudes are gonna play Smear The Qu-- er, Free For All. 
It was today but no one signed up. If we dont get more people to sign up well…i guess we wont do it
Meh
As far as I can tell, 4 people are down…so…
Welp, no one wants ffa
Singles sign ups start today, end by tuesday
You nincompoops
How is 4 people “no one”
For ffa? Thats 1 match
I swear if you pull that shit
Your mom is one match
Fine, if you want it so bad. These rules are final:
6 stocks, 10 minute matches. FT3 wins
Items on high
Banned items: starman, mushroom, poison mushroom, back shield, gust bellows, heart container, fairy, sflag, max tomato
All stages are legal
In the event of a tie by stocks, in game sudden death determines winner.
Come back to me with placings
That’s gonna take forever lmao
I’ll be alt if someone can’t make it.
Good!
PA - do the math dammit. This shit won’t take more than 2 hours. It can’t possibly take more than that.
I didnt realize kaboxx said yes. So we can have 7 people playing.
Damnit, why cant we do 8 player smash online
Have you SEEN what happens when dre and martian are on at the same time? I’m surprised the world doesn’t implode.
I have
And yes, i like watching the world burn
Changing rules a bit
We got 8 contestants
Dre, manie, me, sh, kaboxx, david, martian, and cynt (you’re joing you fuck)
2 ffa matches at a time. Ends when 1 player wins 3 matches. Top 2 from each move on to finals. Bottom 2 sent to losers.
Balls to the wall with items. Rank 4 items on cynts list. On high.
6 stock, 10 min
No big stages or pacland (ill make a list later). Fuck pacland and the big stages are too big
Ties determined by in game rules. Means we’re dealing with bombs you fucks
First stage chosen at random, next picks go to 4th place. No bans allowed. Deal with it. If there’s a tie for 3rd, whoever got less KOs chooses, you camper
Any questions?
Fresh from the future: how this match will go
Hope you like a no-show.