this isnt the story of someone you know, oh no, this is the story of a very gentle man. they say when a man stands up for others over themselves then that makes them a hero, but when they dont do anything of the sort and instead wear shoes on their hands and cut the nipples out of their shirts, well…thats just silly.
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SILLY BILLY.
Silly Billy was a man who was born with a genetic disorder. His mother was a clown, his father a jester for the silliest king in all of new jersey. This absurd amount of silliness caused him to be born with an extra silly chromosome. The average, slightly silly person has 489 silly genes. Silly Billy was born with 490 silly genes, thus causing him to be extremely silly.
Why are there as many as 489 silly genes?
…because its so SILLY!!
WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!!
Silly Billy was walking home after a long day of square-dancing at the gas station when he bumped into his favorite friends from school, the silly twins! The silly twins are two identical twin sisters who also happen to be very berry silly! But unlike silly billy, their silliness was brought about from huffing paint! woohoohoo!!!
“Hey silly billy”, the girls said to him as they combed their rainbow afros.
“Hey silly twins!, I was just headed home”, billy said.
The girls eyed billy intently. “…hey billy”
“Yeah?”
“You wanna get silly?”, the girls said seductively
“Girls! that doesnt sound very silly!” he said, his voice cracking.
“HONK HONK HONK!!” the girls shouted at him, they each pulled a cream pie out of nowhere and hit him with them, they laughed uproariously.
Billy countered, he wiped the cream off his face and threw it back at the twins in the silliest way possible! hohoho!! Billy, you scoundrel!
“aaaaahh!!”, the girls shouted. “our clothes are ruined!”, one of the girls said. Billy laughed until he noticed something…silly…
his eyes widened as he saw the creme dripping down their faces and sliding along their necks and finally down their cleavages. Billy began to sweat. The girls noticed this, his arousal was beginning to excite them as well. “Billy…do you want to see how silly we can really be?”, they said to him.
Billy could only nod as he tightly gripped his rubber chicken in suspense.
“Lets take you back to our house to have some fun”, one of the twins said to him. They took him by the hand and led him all the way home. When they arrived something seemed…silly…their parents werent home and it was awfully quiet.
“sit right there”, the twins said.
Silly Billy sat in the nearest chair. PRRRRFFFFTTTT!!! Billy looked terribly embarrassed. The girls began to giggle. Billy looked underneath and noticed they had hidden a whoopie cushion to trick him! A truly silly prank to pull on someone! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Billy and the twins laughed for hours, it was horrible.
Suddenly, the twins began to remove their shirts to reveal their heaving chests. 34 DDD breasts barely held back by tiny spiral cone shaped bras. The cream from the pies still coating their breasts. The twins took turns licking it off eachother, Billy could hardly contain himself, he almost lost control of his boxing nun puppet!
The twins continued to fondle eachother, more and more clothing came off until the only thing the girls were wearing were parachutes filled with silverware and a spare tire. The twins began making out, their tounges sliding in and out of eachothers mouths. Almost 20 minutes went by, the girls had fingered eachother until they climaxed almost 4 times. Billy couldnt handle it anymore! He took off his pants and his life preserver and finally unleashed his passion on the girls.
CLICK!
the lights came on.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”, all his friends and family jumped out from behind the furniture.
Billy smiled. “A surprise birthday! What a silly way to celebrate!! hahahahahaah!!”.
Silly Billy and the silly twins cleaned the pie filling and cum off of eachother and sat down for cake and ice cream.
And it was the silliest birthday ever!
THE END