That appalls and amuses me at the same time. :looney:
Not as appalling as an evil cultist prostitute trying to lead a nubile boy to her hotel room to lose his virginity, only to then end up in some weird bizarre world that resembles a bad LSD trip.
Fixed it! :tup:
Yeah, that part of the game was pretty damn effed up. Ness and Paula would’ve been screwed if Paula hadn’t contacted Jeff telepathically.
Has there been any word of releasing Earthbound on VC?
If you’ve got the original box in pretty good condition and even the strategy guide with it you could easily sell it for around $100.
It’s a 1/128 drop off that face that explodes (you can find them in the dinosaur place), and it lets Jeff fix it into the Gaia Beam, which is the strongest weapon in the game (based on raw power and accuracy. Gutsy Bat is still, of course, better), if his IQ is over 65.
av says it all
im rerunning through the game for fun and i just realized how much of a pedophile lier x comes off as, as a kid i didnt pick it up but now?
"yo come with me into my house…
…no my basement
…come on i got a secret to show you…
…keep going…"
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that
lol I felt like such a tool when those zombies trapped me, but hey Ness gotta get that punanaaay!
I’m surprised that and a few other parts (like the cursing Captain that takes you to Poo) made it past the ESRB. lol
Magicant was eerily creepy for me as well. The first time I played it I expected some monster or horror scene to randomly pop up at the end.
In EB ZERO, one of the NPCs voices her disapproval of people wanting to have a strip joint built in one of the towns.
NPCs?
Non-playable character. You know, the people who mostly say useless things when you talk to them, or they send you on tedious sidequests.
I discovered the Sword of Kings was a rare item after I got it no problem the first time I played.
I also remember getting damn near emotional when the game ended.
I love earthbound… I need to get my own copy since I played on a friends cart. I was never able to get the swords of kings…
Man, that game puts me in such a humorous mood. The dialogue is so twisted and funny. The preferences.
"I made you your favorite [Insert Bodily Excrement Here] "
And this particular scene is probably why the first game wasn’t released hehehehe.

A few relevant links:
Tim Rogers’s reviews of Mother 2 and Mother 3
If you’ve already played through Earthbound, THIS SHIT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.
brain asplodes
WOW! I was recently thinking of replaying that game and trying to analyze all the crazy shit that happens in it… that one right there is pretty nuts…
:looney::looney::looney:
It makes sense, and yet, it makes absolutely no sense at all!
I wonder if there was something strange about that peculiar photographer who likes taking your pictures are important scenes?
…Wow.
I would not be surprised at all if it was Mr. Itoi’s intention to base the final battle on an abortion. Hey, it worked for Splatterhouse!
If you’ve already played through Mother 3 and already understand the game’s story (that would be a few of you), THIS SHIT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.
What are you looking at here? Well:
Mother 3 endgame
Spoiler
There were some battle sprites in the game’s ROM that were found unused. The hypothesis is that these sprites were meant to be seen in the game’s final battle. What you see are Lucas and Claus, Lucas and Claus nude, Claus as a ghost, what appears to be Claus’s face in anguish, and finally, Claus’s face dissolving in hell. Remember, Lucas feels responsible for Claus’s supposed “death” earlier in the story, so he’s wrought with guilt over him.