I particularly think the single player content is mediocre and the matchmaking is atrociously designed, so as a game, I wouldn’t buy it.
Today would make me reconsider. If I had a Switch, that is.
Fixed
64 is fun and broken but bad.
Melee is accidentally an excellent game
Brawl is fun bad bad as a serious game
Smash 4 is a good game, but is basically a fixed version of brawl and often overly rigid
Smash Ultimate is basically “smash 4: turbo”. Sped up and has lots of the kinks ironed out. It’s an excellent game.
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Subspace was the best thing to happen to the series tho.
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I dislike Cloud but for different reasons. I found him to be whiny, identity stealing woman beater, the latter thing I hope get removed from the remake because I don’t to see the dude using GnP on Aerith in 4K/HD.
You see that is the worst part. Jenova isn’t even his damned mother. Lucretia is. The difference between Sephrioth and a run of the mill soldier is that he got his Jenova cell infusion in utero.
I agree with you on Cid. Yuffie was the first Ninja in the FF franchise that I hated. Tifa knew Cloud was full shit, barely knew he was there when they were kids, and hid this fact from her underground resistance organization. That bothered me as well. It didn’t make sense for her to risk Avalanche over Cloud. If they were tighter as children, it would have been more believable. Cloud was the unpopular kid. Tifa was the popular girl ever dude in town had a crush on.
I agree with you. Sephiroth was the last boss. Hojo was the one that literally set everything in motion. He is literally the Littlefinger of the story. Without him nothing happens. I mean he is Sephiroth’s father, he, without permission, inseminates Lucretia with his DNA. Which is why Vincent thought Sephiroth was his kid at first. Lucretia was Vincent’s girl. I more or less agree with the rest of your bullet points. I have other issues such as Cloud literally wearing Zack’s uniform and carrying his one of kind Buster Sword and neither his parents or Aerith noticed. But…I’ve ranted on a bunch of this stuff before. So I’ll stop here.
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At this point everyone knows that FFVII is a bottom 5 FF game. It’s no longer the edgy or outlier opinion. What matters is its importance on the gaming industry, REGARDLESS of its quality. Some things take far more precedence.
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No disagreement there. Despite my opinion of the game, glad it was released. It showed JRPGs could sell in the west with marketing. So I got to play multiple top notch JRPGs subsequent to its release. I can guarantee more than half my favorite JRPGs would have never left Japan without FFVII’s success.
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And honestly to me, THAT’S why everyone wanted it to get remade. Because we want the quality to match up to its legend and importance. For the most part it shouldn’t be good games that get remade. If they’re good games it’s mostly unnecessary, though remasters are fine. It’s games that legitimately need to be better while also already having the public’s eye.
FF vii is in the top 3 ff games for me and alot of other people. It’s probably has the most recognizable cast off any of them. Is it cheesy? Yes. Did it age well? Hell nah
But to middle School aged me and my buddies that shit was practically the greatest game of all time.
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FF6 sucks
Don’t @ me
Nia is the best character and if you disagree you’re wrong
Welcome to JRPG’s
Big swords are to your left and if you go straight down the aisle you’ll get to the power is friendship table. 
I actually agree with this but it’s negated by…
His theme being god like sit down boy.
Remake will fix this.
Eh
Cipher is a stupid name.
Shut up.
Double shut up.
Triple shut up.
Hits have weight. Stagger, Slow down that merges action with choices on the fly. More summons and a more fleshed out world to explore.
Good. Slurp down the Square cock slurp it down!!!
I hope Nomura sees my shilling because Ono has let me down and I need a new game daddy!
Link’s Awakening looks downright adorable. Gameplay looking like the classic 2D Zeldas makes it pretty solid already.
The Dungeon maker just seems like a ton of fun and it should be a full game like Mario Maker.
The framerate drops tho… Yikes.
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It is the remake of the 2nd best Zelda game. Of course it will be great.
Ocarina of Time already got one on the 3DS though 
Why are we talking about Twilight Princess all of a sudden?
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Twilight Princess wasn’t that good
It was the perfection of the OoT-style.
“everyone”
lol.
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Oh boy. I’m getting the fuck out of dodge now.
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No that was Ocarina of Time
And Majora’s Mask
It went down after that
(Not that TP was bad it’s just one of my least favorites in the series)
Sephiroths Theme is godlike?
Ok, lets compare some!
Here we have Exdeaths Theme:
This Theme starts absolutly glorious. It catches perfectly Exdeaths Character.
What is Exdeaths Character? He is an Evil Tree who wants to send everything back into nothingness!
Thats super clicheê but so is Exdeaths character, he is absolutly evil, because he just is Evil. He has a constant laugh at everything, mocks everyone and has even a Dio Moment in FFV Story.
You thought it was a branch stuck in your hair, but it was me Exdeath!
Also the drums are absolutly glorious and add a final boss feeling to every encounter you have with him.
And here is the Remix from FFXIV.
Did you also know that Exdeaths English VA is the same as M.Bisons? Now you’re enlighted.
Now lets get to some real meat, shall we. Dancing Mad
This Song literally starts out right with the feeling, ok lads this is it, this is the final fight! You’re at the end of your journey, only one last battle is remaining!
It also is absoluty perfect for Kefkas Character.
It starts slow and heavy, then it picks up, and this repeats itself troughout the entire Theme and all 4 Movements. It always represents Kefkas twisted mind, his insanity and how he is incredible unstable.
Each movement, represents another part of him. And it gets more crazy, before it calms down again.
And then Movement 4 kicks in and everything turns around one more time.
A wild dance starts, Kefkas last stand, his last battle, it’s wild and intense and then it just drops down again, it slows down for one last time, the moment that Kefka realices, that he will not win this battle, the last time he calms down before his end.
And unlike other villians, he doesn’t fate away screaming, yearning for revenge or cursing, he fades away in silence, with no words, and no emotions. Just silence
Also his laugh is godtier and here is the FFXIV remix:
And now, we have One Winged Angel.
This theme is as bland as the character it represents, you have a constant repeat of the same beats with the occasionaly Sephiroth! Thrown in. You have to listen to this trough all Phases of the fight and it is not just super repetative, but also drains your sanity slowly.
It’s slow, it’s bland, it has no energy and gets repetative quickly. Hell even Exdeath had two themes for both of his phases. Sephiroth gets one for like 4 forms with no movements.
But at least the REAL Sephirot, got a good theme. The Warring Triad existed before FFVII was even a far away idea.