New to the forums as I have an odd question:) I built an arcade which has around 71000 games across 130 emulators, but I still LOVE to play SFV! Older versions had a sort of ‘Attract Mode’ or ‘Screensaver’ if you will where if the menu was left onscreen for a minute or so, it would fall into a computer generated fight sequence. Is this a thing in SFV? It’s nice to leave that on when not on the machine. Thank you very much for any insight! Edit: Uploaded image for the curious 
I figured you were being facetious, but then it makes sense to try and disconnect from the server? Am I reading into your solution correctly? lol
SFV does not have an attract mode.