You’re so pathetic.
Did you really just get your panties in a bunch over over a tongue in cheek reply to a tongue in cheek proposal of a race tourney?
Afro see what you started lol
To be honest I think the “race wars” are kinda silly but Zaspacer had some other really good ideas about other rivalries, lets explore them before we start getting into race, because you already know who’s gonna win 
So lets get some team Captains and start picking teams before somebody gets their feeling hurt lol
All right, I’m opening up submissions for who wants to be on team White 'n Nerdy. Here is our theme song:[media=youtube]N9qYF9DZPdw[/media]
To help candidates apply, I’ve created a questionnaire based on our theme song. The questions are written the order the subjects appear in the song. Candidates are invited to listen to the theme song and read the questionnaire, discovering what questions match to what parts of the song.
Subquestions are cumulative. So if you’ve played d&d in your teens and twenties but not thirties, you get 2 points. If you know 10 digits of pi you get 4 points.
So you think you’re White and Nerdy? Well let’s just see HOW WHITE YOU REALLY ARE!
[LIST]
[] Did you go to MIT, CIT, Georgia Tech, or any 4+ year school with “Technology” or “Tech” in its name? (ITT Tech or DeVry does not count) 10 points
[] Did/do you ever play D&D?
In your teens: 1 point
In your twenties: 1 point
In your thirties: 2 points
[] Do you have an MC Escher picture in your residence. Not digital, but a real picture? 3 points
[] Do you have Earl Grey Tea in your residence? 1 point
Because of Jean Luc Picard? 1 point
[] Do you own any books by Stephen Hawking? 1 point
Have you read at least one to completion? 1 point
[] Without looking anything up (RIGHT NOW) how many digits of pi do you know?
2 digits: 1 point
5 digits: 1 point
10 digits: 2 points
[] Have you ever had braces? 2 points
[] Have you had a cream cheese and mayonnaise sandwich on white bread with the crusts cut off? 1 point
[] Have you played minesweeper? 1 point
Have you coded minesweeper? 3 points
Have you coded a minesweeper AI? 4 points
[] Have you coded in Pascal, FORTRAN, or LISP/scheme? 2 points
[] Without looking anything up (RIGHT NOW) can you recite the chain rule in Calculus? 2 points
[] Without looking anything up (RIGHT NOW) can you recite Green’s theorem in Vector Calculus? 5 points
[] Have you soldered a circuit? 2 points
[] Without looking anything up (RIGHT NOW) can you say a phrase in Klingon? 2 points
[*] Without looking anything up (RIGHT NOW), which of the following is Java and which is Javascript? 2 points
a) for(int i=1; i<11; i++){
System.out.println("Count is: " + i);
}
b) for(i=0; i<11; i++){
document.write("Count is: " + i);
}
[] Have you rolled on a Segway? 1 point
Do you own one? 9 points
[] Did/do you ever collect X-Men comics?
In your teens: 1 point
In your twenties: 1 points
In your thirties: 2 points
[] Have you ever worn a pocket protector? 1 point
[]Do you use an ergonomic keyboard? 1 point
[] Have you built you own computer from all parts ordered online? (upgrading an existing computer doesn’t count) 2 points
[] Have you edited Wikipedia, Wikia, or another public wiki system? (SRK’s wiki counts, but only before reading this, not after) 1 point
[] Can you recite at least three lines from Monty Python’s Holy Grail? 1 point
[] Have you said LOL out loud, around non nerdy people? 1 point
ROFL? 2 points
OMGWTFBBQ? 2 points
[] Have you installed apache or IIS from scratch? 2 points
[] Have you edited HTML for friends/family’s websites? 1 point
[] Have you worn a fanny pack in public? 1 point
While NOT traveling? 1 point
[] Have you bought clothes at the GAP on 5 or more occasions? 2 points
[] Have you popped extra large bubble wrap? 1 point
[] In school were you on:
AV club: 1 point
Anime club: 1 point
Chess team/club: 1 point
Math team: 1 point
Glee club/Choir/Acapella group: 1 point
[] Do you think Picard >> Kirk? 2 points
[] Do you think Kirk >> Picard? -10 points (ok just kidding. 0 points)
Do you think -10 points is not harsh enough for people that think Kirk >> Picard? 1 point
[] Have you ever had name on your underwear? 1 point
[] Have you been to a renaissance fair? 2 points
[*]Without looking anything up (RIGHT NOW) can you name the equation Wierd Al is dancing to at the very end? 3 points
[/list]
My personal total is 73. Candidates are invited to post their scores for consideration to be on the team. Bring ON THE WHITE AND NERDY POWER! :devil:
I’m with you zass, I’m white as a ghost and skinny as a er, stick?
Dang I’m white but not nerdy, I’ve never felt so alone 
I only scored about 20, does that just make me a white geek or a white loser?
Who cares? I just wanted to start a flame war.
Definitely needed to fix that one.
I’m totally on Team White and Nerdy. Score: 54.
LOL! … wow
Coth, make the check out to 1hitparry please.
Edit: I guess the theme for team yellow should be
[media=youtube]rW6M8D41ZWU[/media]
You fucking suck.
(I <3 you.)
:razz:
What. The. Oh wait that’s onehitparry’s favorite band!
You’re just jealous because I’m not as sexually confused as you and I actually get to apply what I study to tangible problems. Have fun finding out that you can fill Gabriel’s Trumpet but can’t paint it.
Edit: Seriously, one of the cooler things I learned in calc.
hardly, I want me some women! 
You’re just jealous math people have an imagination.
I notice you decided to refer to the opposite sex as women not ladies. Notice how women has the word men in it. Coincidence, I think not!
And what, do you propose, would I do with an infinitely long trumpet if I had one? Try to impress girls by telling them how cool infinitely long phallic objects are? Not every girl is like you, Coth.:razz:
[quote=“1hitparry, post:117, topic:91071”]
I notice you decided to refer to the opposite sex as women not ladies. Notice how women has the word men in it. Coincidence, I think not!
[/Quote]
You like young lads then? You dirty pedo. :nono:
Size does matter! :amazed:
1hitparry and Coth are on a roll with their trash talking war. I’d like to see these two duke it out in HD Remix. I don’t even know what characters they play. lol
. . .
How in the hell did all this trash talking start?
Perhaps I should stop being lazy and read the thread from the beginning.
We all need to get together, hold hands and sing songs of harmony in my opinion.
Real men don’t hold hands, we break them.
Afrolegends started it, thinks he’s like number 1 or something :wgrin: