What is ultra plastic? I never understood the joke.
It’s when you lose so much in Ranked that they derank you out of Rookie.
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HOW the fuck are you losing to the trash that play on bronze and rookie? HOW?
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Ouch. I didn’t know it was possible to return to rookie.
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I only got the clutch factor when my opponents are above 25% HP.
That’s my secret Cap. I never left.
What in the…
My guy thats unacceptable. Who are you playing?
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Tried Ryu. That shit was as fun and efficient as slicing my wrist with a rusty spoon.
Then tried Karin. Actually got a win. Then a Sim showed up and I got fucking lamed out by three buttons and couldn’t sp. cancel St. HP to save my life.
Picked Cammy if the slimy bastard showed up again. He didn’t. You know who did? A bunch of random shit, including a Smurf Cammy and a 2 Bars Ken disguised as a 5 Bar.
Lost the points I had and then some. When’s Gill?
This has probably been answered already but Gill releases next month.
February is the month that Champion Edition hits stores. So atm you have to buy vanilla SFV and then the preorder upgrade for Champion Edition. In Feb, Champ Edition will be out as a full package.
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Dammit I need more food stamps Steam Trading Cards to get Gill.
Already got 6 bucks off selling that random shit, I’m 8 bucks short. I could spare the cash, but free stuff is better stuff.
OK, I gotta see what the fuck you did on the replays.
With Ryu you should be mopping those bronze scrubs because they can’t AA or punish stuff.
Just hadouken and dp them. Or cross them up and hit them with Ryu’s gorilla damage.
Just don’t pick fucking VT2 or try to parry shit. It won’t work there. Those are for mind games.
Bronze players don’t think.
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Gotta love that feeling when you perfectly place your projectile… oh wait
right in time to be legal for Evo, 2021
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Don’t do it! I’m rusty!!!
You started a fucking round with hooligan! Then kept throwing it in neutral. You didn’t try to poke, you didn’t AA, you didn’t do offense.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
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Goddamnit Bea, I told you to not watch that shit!!!
Also, dumbass neutral hooligan is to test whether or not they can AA it. In fact, I should look up at some of our old replays, pretty sure I hit you with three raw hooligan grabs in a row a couple times.
Just dammit. Zone their sorry butts with Ryu and you will hit at least silver in the blink of an eye.
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Yeah, yeah. Sounds a lot easier said than done. Go look at Ryu’s replays.
You aren’t throwing enough hadoukens, you aren’t dashing forward to throw enough and you are trying to AA with b HK! 
Dafuq? Did it lose the upwards hitbox when I wasn’t looking? Of course I’m trying to AA with B.HK xx Donkey, that’s the fattest AA Ryu got!
Pro tip. Holding back blocks. You took wake up CA from half the screen away from that G player.
And holding back to block on wake up is good too.