SF5 Lounge: Idom save us, X-Kira damned us and Seth is waifu

I’ll admit that Laura’s lack of support occasionally bothers me. Like it doesn’t actually bother me that her titties are so much as it just defies all sense lol.

Suit and thong Urien are both trash. Thong Gill is ok because he still has flowing gold locks and his two tone skin to make him visually distinct.

I’m not sure where I stand on this. Like I myself like some titty but I feel like there is definitely a line somewhere where fan service gets dumb. Like the bikini costumes where the character is in nothing but a two piece are hilariously low effort and uninspired.

Also it’s annoyingly having to hear your mom/gf/sister etc make comments about the game your playing because they don’t understand Laura is actually fun to play.

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The funny part is that all you need to type on google is pregnant Necalli and you get that.

It’s like canon lore by this point.

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Even anime devs tired of perv ass otaku squiggas.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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I can cancel Spike into CA 99% of the time, but the shit always has a habit of not coming out when I need it to the most. It legit bugs me.

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I was playing MGS5 and my brother’s gf came over and I was at one part in the game where Quiet had a bunch of cut scenes. If anyone has ever played it - Quiet is a half naked sniper chick in the middle of a war zone.

Anyway she starts questioning me about it and I awkwardly just shrug it off. Like how am I supposed to defend this lol…

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Sad part about it all is that the original idea for UNI was supposed to be darker in tone and featuring a college age protagonist protecting a small girl, you can see in the image below how the design eventually shifted to a younger teenage protagonist.

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characters like phonon, who in the final game is a middle schooler, was originally designed as a grown woman named “chimeti”

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You know what made them switch it up? Listening to a guy from arcsys by the name of toshimichi mori, the director of blazblue. He apparently told them they should go for a more “light” look and recommended aging down the characters, and they listened smh

the art style would have been the same and the theme was still “urban fantasy” so its not like it would have done wonders for the people critiquing the game as looking generic, but if not for the blazblue guy ruining things at least the game wouldnt be half schoolchildren

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I still can’t believe Capcom gave Bison a full screen, meterless, +1 on block(!) V-Skill. I don’t understand why they keep making dumb decisions like this. People say it’s easily telegraphed and can be jabbed, but I quite frankly think that’s a load of horseshit, and even if that were true, moves like this need to be -2 at minimum. Why are they obsessed with making everything this character can do be safe.

I can never keep up with the new bullshit the game throws out every season. I can never enjoy the new tools I get cause there’s always something ten times cheaper that makes it irrelevant.

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Except Trish or Lady.

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Bison’s entire design in SFV is low risk high reward,i’m not surprised by this new v-skill.

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His design is supposed to be huge sticking power/pressure offset by low mobility.

But they forgot the second part.

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Reminds me of Filia. You know the super thicc broad with the hair demon from Skullgirls?

16 years old.

Mori knew what he was doing by telling them to age down characters. He wanted them to lowkey market to pervs. I dont know why theu gotta pretend like they arent.

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They needed to patch up Bison’s weakness because his VS1 was slightly below average. Next patch they’ll give him Lucia walkspeed.

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It’s one of the worst new Vskills.

But it looks cool and makes people salty.

It’s one of the best new Vskills.

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I bet you said this with a straight face too.

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Kojima promised us that there is a reason why she is dressed like that.
Then we’ve got the game and…damn. That was embarrassing.

Because the actress is cute and that’s how he rolls.

That or it was some silly camouflage excuse.

:joy:

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“The reason Quiet is dressed like that is because she’s affected by a parasite which forces her to breathe through her skin instead of her more traditional airways. The more skin is covered, the harder it is for her to breathe, hence the skimpy outfit.”

Step aside Ono, this guy will bring sf6 back to the top!

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More people need to be like Yoko Taro. At least with explaining some designs.

When asked ‘Why is 2B sexy?’ his response was basically I like sexy women.

Shameless but infinitely better than ‘She wears less clothes to be able to breathe.’.

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that motherfucker…

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u will be ashamed of ur words and deeds…

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