Segway owner suffers a crushing blow!

To his spine…

In the Segway related death of Segway owner and self made millionaire Jimi Heselden. It seems that he fell of a cliff while riding without his seat belt and couldn’t get up. Wait, they don’t have seats? This fucking guy…:wtf:

Segway owner dies after falling off river cliff | Top AP Stories | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

I forgot this was Srk, gotta use smaller words in the title.

You can’t buy this kind of publicity…

Now that’s what we call big damage.

imo.

Well Damn.

Take *that *fat people.