Hi,
You may remember me as Salty Mike, the absolute worst fighter to ever pick up and throw an arcade stick. I’m trying to learn MvC3, and surprise! I’m beyond terrible!
I’m looking for a tutor in the 604 area code or thereabouts who would be willing to sit down with me a night a week or during a weekend afternoon to help me figure out how to not be the worst player in the world. Do it for laughs, just to see how bad I am. Do it for ego, just to see how far you can take a total failure of a fighter. Or do it for money, since I’m willing to pay to not be a loser anymore.
Flame on, call me names, whatever you like. It doesn’t bother me. Send me a message if you’re interested. I’m doing my best to remain calm and learn while I play, but I need help starting with basic stuff like how to best hold the stick up to team selection and general gameplay. Been playing since March and I still haven’t beaten a single person at this. Even people who come over and turn on Simple controls beat me with mashing, despite my training.