Seattle (now f--king Oklahoma) sports thread

Ooooh. We should have counter-suggestions for that. Like the “Oklahoma Fuckfaces”. Or the “Oklahoma Lying Scum”.

For old times sake. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

My god, that does bring back memories. Like how I got really pissed at a classmate who predicted how Chicago would go up 3-0, then intentionally lose 2 so that they could take the title in front of their home crowd.

3-1 Yankees bottom 8th @ Yankee Stadium…Ichiro with 3 stolen bases

Oh come on, Engram. You’re not satisfied with your contract, either? Shit.

That was a great video, Mandel. Sigh.

Wow, could Seattle sports get any more crazy lame right now? Why is everyone who pitches against the Mariners the best pitcher ever? Why is half the o-line for the Hawks limping? What happened to having twenty awesome receivers?

O_o

It’s not the pitchers that are good… its our offense that’s fucking trash.

2 fucking hits? and one of them was Ichiro so that doesn’t even count what the fuck are they swinging with twigs?

Mariners fucking suck. Making Padilla look like a Cy Young winner? Awful.

This video makes me tear up. I remember that exactly, listen to how loud it is there.

I keep hearing about how the Mariners so desperately need a left-handed batter. I think that means we should get Mr. Barry Bonds, don’t you?

#25 in Seattle. That would be fucking MARVELOUS!

I don’t know if they’ve noticed, but you can’t fucking technically win in baseball if you don’t score any runs. That might be just my misinterpretation of the rules, though.

Great they still can’t score but they almost gave us a fight :rofl:

Sorry about that monster jinx. I will now try to jinx them into scoring ten runs.

Nine more to go.

Didn’t Shawn Kemp have seven kids or something crazy? I’m thinking the Replacement Sonics could be just Kemp Jrs. After all, if they’re going to try to bring back Griffey for the nostalgia effect - might as well keep the legacy ties to Kemp/Payton. =\

edit: maybe they can bring back the candy bars too

Apparently one of the Kemps is pretty good and have a good chance going pro.

I was at the M’s game with my grandpa on Tuesday. In the middle of the 3rd inning, Texas had 10 runs off of 6 hits…

We left at the bottom of the fifth.

Sorry to hear that last Ms game I went to it was cold as a mother ****** then we lost thanks to the bullpen. :sad:

Did anybody notice in the 8th inning on Sunday when Putz blew the game with that error that … he should have let Lopez field that?

This plays into my theory that they’re trying TOO hard right now and screwing themselves.

The Sonics trial gets more interesting. Hopefully lightning strikes them down. :sad:

Even then, there’s no reason he should have thrown the ball. I was yelling at the TV the second I saw his arm move.

It’s ok though, the season’s been over for awhile now, here’s hoping some big changes are coming soon.

How does your catcher steal third with one out and you don’t get him home?

Still, FINALLY. =P