Scrubquotes is back!

Yeah, pretty much… In fact… They still do that… In all games.

Why do people expect their opponent to accommodate them?

http://www.capcom-unity.com/street_fighter/go/thread/view/7411/28202861/Why_cant_capcom

i like how he 1st says that no one is good enough to perfect daigo and later says that using pros to justify the balance of a game is retarded, lmo, even better since i can bet that he wants to use the scrubs and/or noobs as the foundation on how games should be balanced
bonus points for saying that pros have no lives and only play 24/7

i heard that their heads hurts when they need to think

i…don’t even…

Haha I’ve doing this when I played. People practice against first frame quick rise so I mix up delay quick rises and long rises

http://www.capcom-unity.com/street_fighter/go/thread/view/7411/28084821/SSF4:_AE_re-balance_thread.&post_num=222#505317935

There’s no zoning in KOF guys!

I’ve got one that I saved. It’s probably not on that site.
" a nice set of rules would be great, like kicking out the player who uses the same attack over 5 times (this is without a punch or a kick, just a repeat of the same move)."
This is from some guy on the PSU Forums. He was complaining about people who pressure him with fireballs.

I googled it. It’s still there (http://www.psu.com/forums/threads/230135-Shoto-Clones/page2)… and more. A classic from the very first sentence:

EDIT: Dear Capcom, please add blue turtle shells to Street Fighter. Everyone’s a winner!

what’s weird is that’s clxjames; that guys is really fucking good.

Honestly I don’t think that was a scrub quote. Dude was just saying how to deal with late techs.

Yeah, I think there was a little putting-words-into-his-mouth thing going on…

Anyway… check out this little gem from Unity.

Apparently, no character should be designed to play a spacing game. Ever.

I’m a rush guy but damn. This guy, this guy is really something

I’m gonna have to link him some Sanford Kelly vids.

I think the scrubbiness comes from “Capcom vs. SF”. I mean, what?

A good place to mine these things is the user review section of GameFAQs. good place to go to if you want to spend the afternoon laughing at idiots.

Typical scrub complaint about spammers.

Another piece of lulz that should annoy Hecatom to no end because it’s another scrub using GG as an example.

Guilty Gear players are supposed to be cool. We zone with dolphins, there is no excuse!

Still waiting for Hecatom’s eventual facepalm.

I beat a dude’s Venom with my Pot in #R a few years ago… he told me that I’m cheap because Venom has nothing that can keep Pot at bay…

I told him to swap spots and have him play Pot and I’ll do Venom… I zoned him the fuck out and got two perfects…

Then he told me that’s only because he doesn’t know how to use Pot and I use Venom like a cheap scrub.
Didn’t know Venom does much but rush you down or zone you the fuck out.

LOL

Marvel vs. Capcom for the Arcade.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/arcade/562630-marvel-vs-capcom-clash-of-super-heroes/reviews/review-78009