Scrubquotes is back!

[Muttonman]

They need to Fix Mega Man X

That’s on the players for being uncreative and copycat as fuck. All this “optimization” shit has turned everyone into a goddamned robot.

Remember when you could look at Valle’s Ryu and how it was different from Choi’s, that was different from Daigo’s? No one develops their own style anymore, the just copy what everyone else does.

Dante is a character that screams creativity, yet every Dante does the same shit… Then I look over at Smash 4, and no two Bayonetta players play alike… There’s the extremely patient and methodical Salem, the flashy and improvisational Captain Zack, the punishing Pink Fresh, and the hyper aggro JK.

If you’re not using all your characters moves, then you’re not really mastering your character.

This is an honest issue… but it comes from game design rather than just optimization (hence why he’s a scrub and wrong in regards to MvC). It’s also a legit complaint about SFV compared to previous games, especially with how the balance has been handled

It’s still a scrubquote when he complains abour people nit using every move. It’s on the same level as spam complainers, or those who whinge about seeing the same combos over and over.

Also, optimization is prevalent now because we got YouTube and nobody STSFNs anymore.

The complain wouldn’t be scrubby if he talked about how SFV is a restrictive game that doesn’t really allow for much player creativity instead of what he posted.

Pretty much. It is a scrubquote but could be constructed as to not be one if he wasn’t such a damn scrub.

[d3v]

Lol, his complaint was about Dante players optimizing and not using all of his other moves.

[d3v]

Tekken 7’s Steam forum is a goldmine.

Abbock (Novasonicrun)

[d3v]

Tolentino (galois0__0)

[d3v]

From comments on the latest UltraChen, where they described something Keits would do with Rocket Raccoon/Ultron, where he’d do Ultron’s beam hyper, tag in Rocket, lay trap all over the place, and then shoot xx tag him out so that they traps would stay on screen (they only disappear when Rocket is hit, not the second character).

[ArtVandelay]

You guys missed the Phoenix Smasher thread on Steam forums.
Seriously Tekken 7 Steam forums are a comedy gold mine.

Source: http://steamcommunity.com/app/389730/discussions/0/2333276539601437115/

Bandai Namco Dev Please Fix Your Paul Character!
How could you set Paul’s energy punch cause almost a half of HP!? That’s insane! And it’s even more insane when he can do energy punch so quick. I usually play Lars. it takes him a doulbe time compare to Paul to do energy punch but only cause a half damage compare to Paul’s. I’m sure that Paul’s energy punch can cause even much more damage than Rage Art. This is not fair and unbalanced.

[Cipher]

Paul Deathfist to OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

[NeverYouMind]

Whether they like it or not, juggles have been part of Tekken since the start. In Tekken 1 it was practically the only way to play with most characters. I think there is a problem with the extensions added in Tekken 6 (bound especially after wall splat and stage transition bound). Fortunately Tekken 6 made juggles much more diverse than jab to wall, wall splat combo, and oki.

To be fair, Paul’s Deathfist became a little too strong once Rage and Clean Hit were added to its Counter Hit damage. I enjoy using it and punishing it regardless.

[po_pimpus]

@d3v first off, fuck you nigga. Go suck some more Capcpom dick.

Secondly, this is the scrubquote to end all scrubquotes:

“Peter Rosas: If you were to actually think about it, these characters are just functions. They’re just doing things. Magneto, case and point, is a favorite because he has eight-way dash and he’s really fast, right? So our more technical players, all they want to do is triangle jump and that kind of stuff. Well guess what, Nova can do the same thing, Captain Marvel can do the same thing. Ultron can do the same thing. Go ahead and try them out.”

[Hecatom]

Po, that is not a scrubquote.
Is a massively stupidquote yes, but there is nothing scrubby about that.

[po_pimpus]

Then there is no need for this thread.

One scrubquote functions exactly as all the others.

[Bomberman3000]

Tekken 7’s Steam forum is a goldmine.

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/Novasonicrun/status/877182088872644608

Most of those scrub Tekken topics on the Steam forums get buried so fast by large amounts of people it’s crazy. Have to HUNT for those things, really.
But I think it’s a good thing people who have the game on PC are passionate about keeping things afloat.

[po_pimpus]

I know you guys have been playing Capcpom games, so your cognitive functions have become diminished, but “get rekt” is not the same function as “good work”…

I know it’s hard when you have so many functions available to you, but please try to keep your functions straight.

And don’t forget to buy the DLC functions as well!

[Maxman]

Check the MVCI thread , that shit is becoming a gold mine thans to Po and PsychoJosh

[po_pimpus]

Check the MVCI thread , that shit is becoming a gold mine thans to Po and PsychoJosh

Yes, because expecting quality from a Capcpom game is apparently scrubquote worthy.

Also, the more you Combofiend functions bury my posts, the longer I’ll be here in this thread.

My primary function is tenacious defiance of bully tactics and hivemind behavior.

Keep burying my shit… I can guarantee you’ll all give up way before I do.

[Akhos]

Did you guys hear something?

[po_pimpus]

Did you guys hear something?

I did. It sounds like…

FUCK CAPCPOM

You already know how I am, LW. I don’t know why you’re provoking me.

[Akhos]

There it is again!

@d3v, I think there’s a bug, any chance you can fix it?

[Veserius]

being on srk for a decade and having po’s mentality is actually impressive.

[Hecatom]

being on srk for a decade and having po’s mentality is actually impressive.

It is all because DmC.
After the announcement of that game po was never the same, he lost something that day, and now we have to suffer from it.