kainzero
You’re an evil man… for shame.
That’s a good story. Except I often use a HK->sweep combo.
The closest I had to one of these is way back when MK3 was out and some guy (much older) asked if he could play. I said “You’ll lose, but OK.” I was too damned right.
Also, I got reacquainted with MVC2 for a short time. My college had a game room, and one of the regular hangout dudes had it on XBox. I hadn’t played it in years, but I decimated almost everyone there. The game owner stepped up and whupped my ass like he just saw me slam his newborn child against the wall. I can only recall beating him twice over those 5 or 6 weeks. Ironically, no one else was there to see it either time.
The sad part is, I’m a big scrub but have tried to be a humble one. I try my darndest never to call ‘cheap’ or anything like that, looking to improve.
One day, I’ll hopefully have scrub stories to share with ya’ll.
There is this LAN party that happens every week near me, and this one time I went to meet a bunch of people to play slash. We all got there and these two guys were playing tekken 5 on ps2. So we waited for a bit to get at the one big display, and it was just the two of them playing. I asked if we could use it, and they said they were just going to play a few more games. After about an hour the six of us there to play slash were about to leave. I decided to play these guys in tekken just before we left.
I don’t know a damn thing about tekken, but I like devil jin. I kept doing that spinning kick he has that hits high, then low a few times, and then high I think. I got about 20 wins with just that move until they got few up and left. We got our tv and played some slash. They told me I would be easy to beat when I asked to play, and I wouldn’t have disagreed since I don’t play tekken.
u/f+4,4,4,4
It’s fun beating people with one move. I once killed my friend’s Guile in about 5 seconds with nothing but Strider’s tigers. To this day I have no idea what he was trying to do.
Note: He goes by the name luffy in the SDBZ matches in my sig. I’ve got plenty of stories about him.
hmm i juggle someone in tekken then got them to the wall and unleash a 70% combo and he said that cheating…
marvel storm/sent dhc … lol people got piss off at that well people who don’t know the game
This happens to me all the time. The scrub will talk hilarious amounts of shit weeks before the match, blah blah blah. Once the day of reckoning comes along, before we even play, they start making excuses, “I haven’t played this game in forever!” 
Rape ensues.
I’ve gone through this so many times now, i’m damn sick of it :annoy:
this thread is making me want to punch babies… hard
Someone from my school said assists were cheap. So he doesn’t use them in Marvel.
Happens everytime to me.
-I was playing Virtua Fighter 4: Evolution at school one day (it was the end of the year and me and my friends always just fucked around then cuz all the finals were done). Some Latin (prob mex) kid comes in and says. “I got that game. I’ll beat ya’ll in that”. He picked Kage and I owned him with Kage. He left looking rather displeased.
I’m horrible at all fighting games, but I do enjoy them. I have one friend who is about the same skill level as me. In fact he’s the only friend I have who plays fighters (at least more than just Soul Caliber or DOA).
Anyway, me and him are playing CvS2. I was playing K-Groove Bison (yes you heard that right) I don’t remember who he was playing. But halfway through the round, I start doing Bison’s 2 hit throw, and throwing my friend into the corner. While he was down, I would charge up psycho crusher and use it when he got up up. Then I would start over with the same throw, rinse and repeat.
My friend flipped shit. "IF YOU PICK BISON AGAIN I’M NOT PLAYING ANYMORE!!!"
I laughed and said he couldn’t handle my trap. The funny thing is, it’s not a trap at all. All he had to do was block. Shit, the CPU can even stop that shit.
Its like that for me, too. I used to hear a lot of ‘I can whup you’ or ‘So and so that I know is amazing’… but its generally accepted now up here that I’m the best in the area, and no one should fuck with me.
But im not mean about it, and I always offer to teach scrubs how to REALLY play. Finally, a few have taken me up on the offer, and I might have a scene going up here in a few years. I miss the scene I created in Cincinnati a lot, so that would be fun. At least I hear the guys in Columbus have picked up the torch, which is a very good thing. (Thanks Fugi!)
not as funny as the guys on youtube who say Ken sucks. lulz
So me and this guy Josh go down to Florance KY to an arcade that has an MvC2 machine to promote the old UFGT tournament line I used to run.
We weren’t very good at the game, historically speaking, but it had only been out a few months and we were hot shit for our area. We are waxing scrubs left and right, some of which stay and listen about the tournament, some of which leave.
This one guy walks in all mouthy yelling about how he heard someone was ‘on his machine’. He starts telling us that he owns that machine and that he is going to fuck Josh up (Josh is currently playing). So he grabs the typical shit shoto team of Ryu Ken Gouki and Josh just rapes him. Josh throws him, then throws him again, and then he says “Hey, I’m going to throw you 6 more times before I attack again, ok?”
And then he does. Josh throws this idiot 6 times before unleashing another attack of any kind.
This guy is pissed. He starts mouthing off about how its cause he didnt play his good team, and he go so far as to bet his watch on the result of the next match. He picks like Iron Man and Ice Man and someone else, I forget… and he get toasted really bad again. He takes off his watch, and proudly exclaims that he is pretty glad that he stole that watch instead of paying for it, and leaves cursing.
I may have botched a few details, but thats basically how it went.
We also met Popoblo there when he was a TOTAL scrub. Now he is better than the guys who taught him how to really play. Props to you, Dan.
Edit: Forgot to mention that Josh was laughing maniacly the WHOLE time… like a total madman. Hilarious
Those were the days. I have no idea what happened to that watch.
This happened recently. So, I’m sitting at the cab, practicing my Dizzy on the CPU, so yeah, I look weird because I’m practicing all the projectile setups and stuff. These three guys come up and one of them comes around the cab and goes: “Prepare to get owned.”
“I’m like okay, whatever.”
So, this guy picks Sol (suprise, suprise) and he promptly ends up in the corner where the Dizzy corner rape begins. Apparently, he’s never seen the bubble before because he didn’t understand what was going on. So, I beat him 3-0 and he has the nerve to stand up over the cab and go “WTF man, you fagit, you didn’t give a mercy round!”. I shrugged.
Apparently to him and his friends, Riot Stomp is a good move. LOL.
What the fuck is a mercy round?