i was playing someone in arcana heart last weekend @ pz and after i beat this dude he came up to me and asked “IS LILICAS CROUCHING B UNBLOCKABLE BECAUSE I COULDNT STOP IT”
Lol, I remember playing my friend in A3. He uses Akuma and I used Ken, at first he was better than me, seeing as I hadn’t played A3 for over 5 years or so (since it was out on the PS).
Anyway, after a few games I started winning, and getting fat win streaks on him. And he couldn’t take it, so he would say that his controller sucks and stuff like “My block button doesn’t work, this controller has lag (rofl!), lemme use your controller, I know it’s better”. So we ended up swapping controllers, same result.
Then he started saying that Ken is alot better than Akuma (yeah, right…), so he ended up picking ken and trying to imitate…but failed yet again.
@HeartNana: Rofl, I know what you mean man. I got this friend who says the same thing in Tekken 5 DR–“Man I hate people who use combo’s, they’re so cheap reh reh reh”.
I also had some idiot ask me how to BLOCK IN TEKKEN. I felt bad but I couldn’t help laughing, especially cause he was hyping himself up. Man, if you gonna hype yourself up in Tekken at least know how to block–Tekken has friggin auto guard. It’s like asking someone “How do I open this automatic door?”.
people in my arcade would stop and let you get a free throw if they threw you by accident. every time i’d bust a super or combo in their face. needless to say, they would be pissed haha
Not much of a story:
A few months after Fint Night Round 3 had came out,me,and a couple friends went into Gamestop just to check around for new releases and shit.
Some dude was beating up and trash talking this little kid in the gameThe kid quits ,I step up,own the crap out of him,and he then he justs looks at me with the most dumbfounded face ever,because he says he hasn’t ever lost in the game.I tell him that he shouldn’t feel bad,and then me and my friends all exit the store.
I hope I impacted his life.
In my gameroom in college there’s tons of kids that come in to play thinking they’re the shit and then get owned by the regulars. There’s plenty of controller throwing and general bitching about cheapness that goes on. If anyone comes in talking any shit in 3rd strike my friend always brings out Ken and just mid kicks, the entire match. No supers, no combos, just mid kick. I don’t think he’s lost yet, and it makes the scrubs angry to no end.
-I was playing ST against some scrubs from my former school (back in '97),I pick Ken, and the guy picked E.Honda.
OK.
He was ducking, then I did a crossup.
After that I used Ken’s Mash grab, j.short, and Mash grab again until he lose.
Then the guy said:
-“Play like man, grabbing is for gays !”
-3s playing against a friend in my house.
Every time he did a projectile or a jumping attack, I parried.
He aways says:
-"How the fuck do you guard without losing health !?"
I think he will never figure it out.
when talking to new acquaintances, anyone that ever says “i kick ass at ______” or “i’m really good at ________” is really a scrub and doesnt know any advanced tactics at said game.
someone told me I was cheating because I was better than him. :looney:
Does this happen to anyone else? It seems like any time I mention to anybody in casual conversation that I play (whatever fighting game), so-and-so immediately says, “Dude, I bet I can beat you,” or “This guy I know could totally own your ass.”
Guess what? Anytime I put them (or their friend) to the test, I own them for free. And I’m not even close to a good competitor.
One time on Kaillera beat some kid’s pure shit Sagat in A3 and he called me a “blocking noob” apparently where he comes from you are supposed let people hit you?
Scrub story: the guy said my tactics were “cheap”.
Need I say more???
Your story’s to confusing :looney:
Hrmmm…yes, yes you do.
-Details
Smash…
This one time at a smash tourney my friend kept constantly beating me and he was making some comments on how I suck Nus my friend was like get up for a second. I was like eh okay. The scrub was basically like, I’ll get this asian to stand up, generally being over all cocky. I think he 3 stocked in which is pretty much a rape fest. later in tourney he played me in losers bracket and he countered picked me in a really stupid manner and lost then johned saying “I forgot about chain grabbing.” I thought it was kinda funny.
I hate it when peeps say throwing is cheap.
MAN UP!
Except for the “If I was ___, I would of won” that kind of john is my favorite.
I dunno why but I found this story really funny.
Someone once told me servebot was broken. But thats not what was funny, it was the fact that I honestly believed him(this was back in like 2000). Now that I think back about it, I was such a fuckin scrub.
Here’s a story about how I’m a scrub. My friend picked 3 Geifs against my MSP and won. He also picked 3 serbots and won 1 out of 3 matches.
About a year ago, my friend Afam sets up a gathering on SRK for some T5, CvS2, and 3S, and some random internet dude named Maxis wants to go. Yeah, sure, whatever. I pick up my friend Gene and we go over there to meet up with some other guys we knew were going.
We play a little CvS2, and Maxis just straight up sucks. Normally I don’t care, but he just started saying some outrageous stupid shit trying to sound all intelligent.
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Maxis: Bison’s really good in this game.
Gene: Uhh… yeah, no shit. He’s got Paint the Fence.
Maxis: I don’t know what that is, but his roll kick is pretty cheap.**
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Maxis connects with a random lvl 1 Tiger Genocide
Maxis: FRAME ADVANTAGE!!!**
**Maxis: Yeah, I play CvS2. I’ve played over 300 hours with the CPU!
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Then, during 3S, there was a moment where I was getting worked pretty bad, so I let loose with a random Chun SA2 just to watch it get parried. I knew it, Gene knew it, Afam knew it. After two parries, the third one is missed and the rest of the super goes through.
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Maxis: That would be cool if you parried it all!**
We also began to notice that in every game, he used the same combo with every character… the jumping roundhouse into sweep. Every freaking game. I think during one game, the controller was all busted so I couldn’t block and didn’t have fierce. I still beat him anyway.
After that was done, we put in some T5. Afam was pretty much kicking his ass.
Maxis: This game is pretty easy anyway. All you have to do is learn the move that puts them up in the air, and then just mash buttons as they fall. See look, I’m doing it now.
Of course we give him shit, especially because he didn’t even win a round. So then…
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Maxis: DoA is so much better than this game, it’s a lot more complicated.
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That was a good laugh. I don’t really want to debate the mechanics of DoA vs. Tekken, but since it came from a guy who couldn’t do anything but jumping roundhouse to crouching roundhouse, that had to be some of the funniest shit ever.
The next few days I made fun of him online and he disappeared. Yay me.