You’ve heard the, “Yo mama is so stupid/fat” jokes.
I present to you the, “Scrub is so free . . .” jokes.
Before anyone gets offended this is not directed to any scrub in particular. It’ll just be, “That scrub”.
My intention is to see what the community can come up with. I’ve come up with a few myself. Some will make you chuckle, some will be seen as stupid. I’m sure you guys will come up with better ones. Without further ado here they are:
Scrub is so free he was looking for Dark Phoenix on the character select screen.
Scrub is so free he bought happ parts for a HORI.
Scrub is so free he trained with Akuma for an ST tournament.
Scrub is so free he went to the arcade and asked if he could use pad.
Scrub is so free that when he uses Ice clone with Subzero he freezes himself.
Scrub is so free he thought you needed two players to use assists.
Scrub is so free he asked where Captain America was from.
Scrub is so free he asked which was the kick button to use lightning legs in marvel 3.
Scrub is so free he went to an AE tournament and asked if he could use Vanilla Sagat.
Scrub is so free he bought a convertor for his dual modded TE.
Scrub is so free that when he won with a time up he got up because he thought both players had to stop playing.
Scrub is so free he tried talking strat with a mime.
Scrub is so free he thought OTG meant Oh their god.
Scrub is so free he tried to anti air with crouching short.
Scrub is so free he thought you needed to do a 360 degree motion to use spin with Kung Lao.
Scrub is so free he was asking how to do fatalities in Marvel.
Scrub is so free he gets hype for a Guile vs Guile mirror match.
Scrub is so free he thought KoF '98 dream match was made to help people with Insomnia.
Scrub is so free he thought Kens fierce DP was safe on block.
Scrub is so free he was asking how to do Honda’s fireball
Scrub is so free that when he heard someone say AA he thought they were talking about Duracell.
Alright FG community show me what you got.