Though on a serious note, I don’t know why people are acting like this is so ground breaking, we’ve had neanderthals with us for quite some time.
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Neanderthals will DOMINATE the NFL offensive/defensive line!
do we know the number of chromosomes for Neanderthals?
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If sci-fi has taught me anything, it is that we will create this new race of resurrected Neanderthals in order to enslave it. They will then revolt, leading to generations of bloody conflict, which will be memorialized in either an ill-fated series of movies or a Peabody-winning TV series.
I nominate octomom’s vagina for this ordeal
Most of us have neanderthal DNA. source: PBS show (I think NOVA). So its not as bad as you make it out to be. We’ve already cross bred with them.
Actually I already brought that up. Cross breeding is different than asking a woman to give birth to a 100% neanderthal
This sounds like a news story that opens a bad horror flick.
Strong Neanderthals could probably very easily break all the Olympic and powerlifting records set by humans, and as someone else said dominate the NFL too. Imagine watching cavemen fullbacks trucking through the entire secondary. Strong safeties? More like bitch safeties amirite?
The average Neanderthal vocation would be in metallurgy. Neanderthals gonna be like the Middle-Earth/Dungeons and Dragons/Fantasy Dwarves but IRL. They’re short, but they can grow epic beards and are strong as fuck, and they only ever cook with cast iron… that they forged themselves.
If and when this happens I don’t know how many conclusions can really be made from the study. What if Neanderthals survived and they did this experiment with humans and Shaq or Gary Coleman was born?
Matriarch’s cavernous vagina should also be very accommodating.
Don’t the mother’s hormones make some contribution to the outcome of the child?
i find your use of the word 'accommodating" to be 1000000% incorrect
not if they’re basically inserting an embryo in her to grow.
you make fun of her now, but just know that, at the end of 2012, there were millions of people lined up to hide inside her uterus.
I’m liking all the racism taking place.
We should grow them in vats so we can persecute them.
I think they would sell well with black people. I mean, when was the last time they got lynch somebody? Give them some fur skins and a hollowed out tree drum and look down on them for neanderin’ it up.
nah i think it’ll be fine. we’re not that different. worst case, it will just be a retard. this is for SCIENCE!
I’d rather they successfully clone a Woolly Mammoth or Mastodon first tbh. Neanderthals are gonna need something to ride on and bang their drums when they march to war.
lol what? Neanderthals aren’t a race, they’re an off shoot of homo sapiens, in fact, they’re evolutionary ancestors.
actually, Russia is working on cloning a mammoth now
my dreams of riding a Mammoth are near.
Ha. Did a homo supremacist tell you that? Or maybe it was one of your racist textbooks written by a neanderthal rape sympathizing historical revisionist.
Not one of you is innocent in the rape of neanderthals.
You’re all rapists.
FYI, there is very strong evidence that early homo sapiens did “hunt” and eat Neanderthals. Now you’re telling me that we want to bring them back…
Nu-uh, That’s not what I saw in Quest For Fire!