So pretty much what happens is I’m cutting through the backyard, and as I’m about to open the door, I hear a car park on the street, and footsteps really close (normally it would be guest parking and I don’t hear it), so I stop for a second. After like 30 seconds of silence I decide to just go inside, and boom, flashlight and a cop just steps in. He asks me if I live here and I say yes, he tells me that he believes me but he has to ask me a few questions.
So I step to the car which is literally parked on the street, he tells me to get to the passenger side while he types some garbage in. Asks me my name and address, my birthday, shit like that, i nail those questions ez.
So I’m thnking, we’re done here right, I’ve proven I’ve lived here, no criminal record, free box. NOPE. He tells me he has to search me.
So I’m like fine whatever, nothing to hide.
He tells me to empty out my pockets, and I’ve completely forgotten about the money Justin gave me (300), so I almost let it loose. He stares me down, asks me “What do you do for a living?” I tell him I’m a student. Wrong answer #1. He gives me this weird look, “Where did you get all this money?” I tell him a friend owed it to me. Wrong Answer #2.
He inches closer, “You do any drugs?” Ez question, no obv. Stares me down again, “You deal drugs, even pot?” Of course not. He looks at the stuff I have in my pockets which is my wallet and my phone (cuz you can hide a lot of drugs there)
Then he tried to toss some curveballs in, asking me how long I’ve lived, what I go to school for, where I go to school. I show him my school id, my go bus ticket, and that should be the end of it. NOPE
He asks why I don’t have a key, how it looks awfully suspicious to cut through the backyard, etc etc, then gets on his radio and tells some boys he’s at my address. Then he lets me go saying he believed me the whole time but it was standard procedure.
Fun game imo.
