Paprika is fucken beaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast. But it has no boobies.
Teddy talks so much shit when he’s drunk.
Highlights include:
“nice parry you stupid fuck”
'you can’t beat me in a fire ball war you retard"
Teddy: “I’m drunk but i’ll still fuck you up in guitar hero” me: “probably, i don’t play” teddy: “Thats right you dumb fuck”
Jokes night guys. Shawns cool as hell, and i’ll see all of you next week…we should run this megaman money match…
money match? only if it’s megaman 3
Teddy trying to jump over the hydrant and falling on his ass multiple times was too jokes.
owww my head.
I knew that hydrant idea was bad but I couldnt’ stop myself
[Matusow] All I know you is you a idiot [/Matusow]
Teddy owes me tree fitty fo’ realz.
I have to learn how to keep my mouth shut about what I know around my parents. My mum told me to watch some tv show. The show was about a con artist that was showing ppl the typical rigging the cards and stuff. She then goes on telling me, i shouldnt gamble cuz i can get swindle so ez, and i have no clue. lshe pointed how easier the guy was doing it on tv. I told her, i can spot a person rigging the deck, and cheating, why i cant perform it cuz i have have clusmly hand, i know how most of them are done. And start explaing to her how the trick are done, before the con artist explained it. This landed a lecture from her, said i shouldnt cheat, and show gambling…
last time this happen, when i was correctly about some stuff about drugs. something she said about cocain, was total off, and i correctly her, and i got her asking me about how i know about this kind of stuff. and i came up with some excuse about a chem isu in highschool, and i got yell at, why i choose a subject like tat…
best rant EVER
Is that mini goatse in your av Cyrus Mir
no baby punch av FTMFW!
I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be wasted next week so uhh, we’re either gonna be staying over or someones gonna drive my car home.
The hydrant is going down next saturday.
[X] Saw a mcdonalds breakfast ad for their egg mcmuffin
[X] Made a ghetto egg mcmuffin
[X] Obv tasted like trash
[ ] Will cook again
[X] Craving mcdonalds breakfast twice as much now
It’s not a hydrant. You were freakin’ done.
Is it really that hard to make an Egg McMuffin?
- Taost English Muffin
- Fry egg
- Fry bacon/Sausage
- Place cheese on egg
- Place bacon/sausage on egg
- Eat food
The Egg McMuffin is actually pretty disgusting compared to making it at home.
Ingredients that I had at my house last night
[ ] English Muffin
[ ] Sausage
[ ] Cheese]
[X] Egg
[X] Ughhhhhhhhh
Come to think of it, I think Cyrus can look like JOHN ‘JUDAS’ LOCKE.
Poeta!!! I found something you might remember! http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/599/dsc8234md7.jpg
Mmmmmmmm sexy bitches…
More motivation to go to the gym peace out