SALTGIRLS 2: The New Age of Ranters (Closed! Goodbye! Stay Salty)

[Firebranded]

SALTGIRLS 2: *you’re salty. We’ll listen. *

“There, There buddy, I know Double Butt is cheap. But you did your best. Try ducking next time.”

Getting Scrubbed left and right? Need to vent for awhile? Well welcome to the salt thread.
Here, we’ll listen to all your woes and perhaps even solve a few of them.
Then, when you’re good and ready you can head back to training mode/online/offline wherever. So sit down, take a seat and release the salt.

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BOSS BATTLE HELP:

Also Kef found some ways to Herpaderp Marie if the sodium levels are getting dangerously High.

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I wanted to make a new thread, but I think it should go here why note:
Cheap ways to beating the final boss:

Peacock

• 1st Form and 2nd Form
  Shoot constant s.:h: > qcf.:h: x3 from full screen. When you see you have a chance, just super for tons of damage. She gets close, you just run away.
• 3rd Form
  Spam j.:hp: to hit her when you’re close. You should a nice amount of life is everything when right with the past 2 forms.

Painwheel

• 1st Form and 2nd Form
  Get close and do j.:lk: xx Flight > j.:hk: > land, repeat. If you see a dragon coming, just stay flying or unfly to safety (depending where the dragon is coming from). If you got her in the corner/you’re close to her, :d::df::f::lp::mp: does a ton of damage.
• 3rd Form
  Rushdown mindlessly and spam j.:hk: or super in the air when really close.

Valentine

• 1st Form, 2nd Form, 3rd Form
  Charge poison when you get a chance, then just dash > AD and throw the poison with the strenght :)lp: , :mp:, or :hp:) depending on where Marie is. Kunai super does good damage.

Contributed by Sabertooth!

In my opinion Ms. Fortune was one of the most annoying characters to beat Marie with.
I found a way that works fairly well though on her first form just do s.LP + s.LK + s.MP + s.MK + c.HK then just back away until you can get in for another combo. Using her Furserker Barrage with her head removed does a ton of damage but only on the first form. It is not advised to ever leave your head unattended for longer than a few seconds. I wouldn’t recommend it on the second form for fear of whiffing and rising sodium levels because of cheap grapples and shadow moves. However with her head attached it will cause a knockback and keep her from doing most abilities until after the super.
On her third form I find that just standing under her doing s.HK and j.HK for easy damage. If any super remains only j.QCF+Kx2 should be used for supers, anything else will whiff and you will take damage. (Or whichever one does diagonal charge and katana swing.) [/details]

[Arachnofiend]

I am salty about the lack of shadesmerang in this game.

[Firebranded]

I am salty about the lack of shadesmerang in this game.

Hey what do you think about the training mode dummy not teching when people actually can? Man Im so salty making these awesome combos and then realizing they dont work on actual people

[Solless]

Ditto

Still would like more jazzy swing music along with more saxophone. Hearing the music honestly makes me salty that there isn’t a saxophone song that throws reference to Arashi No Saxophone.

Now I’m salty from typing saxophone too much.

[Hawkingbird]

I was catching up on the old thread when it bit the dust.

Only Salty thing I got to report is that I always get blown up when I try to play footsies. Not sure if Cerebella’s normal’s ain’t up to the task it if I’m doing something wrong

[Solless]

I was catching up on the old thread when it bit the dust.

Only Salty thing I got to report is that I always get blown up when I try to play footsies. Not sure if Cerebella’s normal’s ain’t up to the task it if I’m doing something wrong

Online right?

[Firebranded]

I was catching up on the old thread when it bit the dust.

Only Salty thing I got to report is that I always get blown up when I try to play footsies. Not sure if Cerebella’s normal’s ain’t up to the task it if I’m doing something wrong

Old thread was ruined by some fat-hating troll. Nothing much to read lol. But actually I think the best overall footsies characters in the game are Double and Fortune. I was getting blown up by Fortune pokes yesterday. Still salty that Filia really has no god-tier pokes whatsoever.

[j_mONSTERFACE]

heres my salt

someday im might feel bad i bailed on sfxt

(nah imma still play em all)

[Hawkingbird]

Old thread was ruined by some fat-hating troll. Nothing much to read lol. But actually I think the best overall footsies characters in the game are Double and Fortune. I was getting blown up by Fortune pokes yesterday. Still salty that Filia really has no god-tier pokes whatsoever.

I think Filla’s c.MK is pretty good. Fortune is a goddamn nightmare in a footsie battle. I feel the same about Valentine. They beat me all the time

[Firebranded]

I think Filla’s c.MK is pretty good. Fortune is a goddamn nightmare in a footsie battle. I feel the same about Valentine. They beat me all the time

Valentine is like Skullgirls version of the host of this thread :P. The range and power of her normals are so good lol. And that counter XD

[tJev]

Grabs are too fast for me tick throw super away ~~

[xToxikDeath]

I hate marie bitch ass skulls also hate good online fortune and parasoul players owning me still salty about it and I played thos matches hour agos

[Hawkingbird]

Valentine is like Skullgirls version of the host of this thread :P. The range and power of her normals are so good lol. And that counter XD

Funny you bring up Wesker. I feel that Valentine’s launcher is similar to his. I have a difficult time punishing it.

[Firebranded]

Funny you bring up Wesker. I feel that Valentine’s launcher is similar to his. I have a difficult time punishing it.

It’s a good launcher just like Fortune’s. Im actually calling a buddy over the weekend to come over so we can debunk valentine. Shes obviously the Wesker of this game so were going to find some anti-Val strats. Oh and btw WHY IS HER J.HP SO FREAKING GOOD?

[Uncivilized_Elk]

Hey what do you think about the training mode dummy not teching when people actually can? Man Im so salty making these awesome combos and then realizing they dont work on actual people

This doesn’t make sense. The blue bounce is ridiculously obvious. How do you miss it?

[Firebranded]

This doesn’t make sense. The blue bounce is ridiculously obvious. How do you miss it?

My TV has horrible coloring man, and sometimes I just plain miss the sparks. But im not super salty over having to find new combos lol.

[DevilJin_01]

Old thread was ruined by some fat-hating troll. Nothing much to read lol. But actually I think the best overall footsies characters in the game are Double and Fortune. I was getting blown up by Fortune pokes yesterday. Still salty that Filia really has no god-tier pokes whatsoever.

That’s probably because she can always turn herself into a ball of hit box.

[PsychoJosh]

Huhahahaha.

So, about Cerebella…

She won’t return my phone calls.

I miss her ever so much, the minutes seem to drag on as the passing of time itself becomes but a torture.

I will be in your arms once more my love, this I assure of you!

Once more will I have my balls in that slimy grease hole you call a mouth!

I’m coming to put it in dat cottage cheese, Bella.

Sex with you brings a new meaning to butter churning.

[XthAtGAm3RGuYX]

I’m salty my full restore didn’t work on the last thread . And on some real shit Marie can eat a bag of dicks. One of the most annoying boss fights i’ve ever seen.

[Firebranded]

That’s probably because she can always turn herself into a ball of hit box.

Touche. But her slide is a pretty decent “risky” poke though.