Russian Man To Undergo Head Transplant

Being immortal would be worse than death because eventually you would get Alzheimer’s since the human brain has a limited capacity for information so at some point you would turn into Guy Pearce from Memento but a million times worse.

Yo can any of you fine tall black gentlemen donate me a body?

I’ve always wanted to dunk :frowning:

HARD BODIED

Sov thats gonna be the white guy prank for buddies that fall asleep in the future, switch their bodies with black dudes and watch their career prospects get pissed away.

oh God I’m dying over here

“Sorry mate, you’re a black midget now!”

When he comes out successful, the dude’s first line better be

“And I will form… THE HEAD”

its quite funny because we feel like we actually are our head. but thats only because our main tool for perception is our eyes, so we look and see and we are attatched to our facial expressions, our smiles.

if we were too see the brain as a tool similar to our limbs and everything else then who we are becomes our eyes. but then obviously we aren’t just eyes are we? then what are we.

will this russian guy be himself? hahaha this is gonna be fun.

im still disgusted

All i hear is MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!

After reading the article and with the new MK coming out, the first thing I thought was this

The reason why people are so attached to the concept that they are their bodies is because they are so dependent on their 5 senses to explain their reality for them. The external world is merely a reflection of the inner world within you. People believe that reality is what you can see, smell, touch, hear, and taste, but that is far from the truth. To me, the body is just clothing and nothing more, and it is not who you are at all.

The more you identify with the body/ego, the more you will suffer since the the ego is never satisfied. Most people in the world are attached to their ego/body/external world hence they are totally blind to the true nature of reality. Most humans are slaves to their addiction of the material world and they will never question it since they think it is all that is and the way it should be, but that is a total lie. The very nature of this lie is what keeps us enslaved, blind, and ignorant.

Quantum physics has already proven that reality is fundamentally empty and it only exist or manifested by You when it is observed and it is shaped by your own perceptions of it. It is essentially like what Bruce Lee, Buddhists and Hindus say; “You become what you think/believe”. What this also means is that you are not separate from the external world since all things are connected all throughout the Universe as one body.

Here is a good short video about how reality really is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dpRPTwsKJs

If you get a new body, are you gay if you jerk off with your new dick?

Edit: gay like this ipad autocorrect.

Your view of reality is not real.

Real talk this that shit I dont like. Let this nigga put his head on another man body and next you see him levitating and shit shooting lightning out his asscrack. Ya’ll fuckin with some bad shit trying to pull this off.
On the other hand, one step close to Kamen Rider.

I wonder if arm transplants are a thing

Remember that srk guy with hands on his shoulders

Can he help Sting again?

Fools over here stealing my joke from the dick transplant thread and failing at it.

I found the video really disturbing. I should not have watched it.

Yeah man, I won’t even watch it. The image of the doggy’s head in the embedded video tile is too much for me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/movie%20villain%20laugh%20LOL_zpsquvhwmyh.gif

That’s it. It’s over. Stop the jokes. Rictorxix wins this one. Just damn!!!

Seriously though, this is a BIG ass step in the realm of medicine and the medical arts as a whole. What if the patient lives? Of course, if I were a doctor or some kind of guy who doesn’t much mind the whole ethics and “YOU CAN’T GO AROUND CLONING HUMAN BEINGS!! IT IS NOT RIGHT!!!” war cries, I’d say to myself,“Hmmm… At long last, we really CAN rebuild him. We really DO have the technology. Welp, I have fucked this body up pretty good over the past number of years. Why not just lop my dome off and stick it on a clone of me? We got the skills to do it now. On top of that, With a new body I pretty much can dump all the problems I had in the old one. No more cancer treatments, no more “Burning sensation when I unrinate”, no more heartburn…I hope. I think I know a few Dr. Frankenstein types who wouldn’t mind getting some shiny new coin and a convertible this month…” And boom. New me, same as the old me.

Well, that’s a lot of in the future kinda planning though. I have the bad feeling this poor dude is about to die very badly on this first run. Is his death any less horrible that it is by his own decision? Well, whatever happens, I hope everyone involved the best of luck.

-Starhammer-

Get down like this guy.

Gangsta trippin.

-Starhammer-