Thats how I feel bout getting to B+… I can only imagine how A rank Dans feel!
I played a DeeJay that had a microphone and was yelling mad shit every time I grabbed him. “GRAB IS THAT ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO YOU MOTHER F” etc… lol surprisingly he didn’t msg me…I wish replays would record the peoples headsets cause that was youtube worthy.
other than that I get “nice dan” “saikyo!”
I can’t speak for StripFighterIV, but I feel pretty good about myself.
This one left a bad taste in my mouth: Fought a dude playing DJ, I trounced him pretty thoroughly but it went three all three matches. He pops up again (this was ranked), I picked Adon and he picks Guile. It goes all three matches and I win with a chips worth of health. I send a “gg” message and go to meet some friends at a bar.
When I fire up the PS3 the next day I see this:
“I fought you before. I fought 3 of your good characters. Ill never be ablle to beat you -_-. gg”
Which he must have sent before seeing my message 'cuz the next was:
“fuk u. lave me be”
Me: “i was being sincere, that guile match was close as hell”
Him: “whatever dude. just leave me alone”
Me: “ok. i dont know why youre being so touchy but still good games”
Him: “I dont like patronizers thats why”
Me: “im not so relax man”
Pussyboy: “can you just leave me alone?”
I don’t know why but it really got under my skin.
I lost to a decent Juri a couple of days ago. I recieved a message which I already wrote off as hatemail. I was surprised to find “Intense GG.” It came down to us having a sliver of health and that Juri player managed to hit my Dan.
“You need to taunt more!” From a Hakan that I completely destroyed.
“You’re so lame. Uppercut.” From a Chun player that kept trying to jump in even after they ate multiple KRKs.
Put on a Shirt!!! (After winning a match with Ryu in his alternate)
got lots of hatemail lately…
I play against this scrub Adon on ranked, he only waiting and throw random jaguar tooth / rising jaguar. of course, I bait him and punish. He sent me message, saying that i’m scrub, turtling and use lame tactic sigh
what annoy me most, lots of scrub Blanka and Guile player put their status as “Nice to meet you!” or “need friends”
This right here is /thread
I recently got called methodical. I don’t know where the hell they got that. I was playing a pure rush-down game against the guy.
The amount of happiness comes through my journies of Dan are awesome. I never get hate-mail, I never get angry. The taunts are where everything feels better IMO. No taunts…more chance of losing. I say this because Dan is the taunt master. You can taunt in the air, which can hit. You can crouch taunt, which can hit. And you have the almighty and famous Ass-Slap.
I still have some of my msg’s of people sending me how my dan is.


I cried “Dan Tears” on the second one. It made me feel good about myself.
I also encountered a group of black guys in endless lobby. And when I was up I did the Ass-Slap. They were all laughing except for one of them, which was the sensitive Try-Hard that I was facing. He kept calling me Gay because I choose that taunt. Said it was childish and stupid. Then I said…but doesn’t that make you gay for looking at the taunt also? Then the other guys laughed their ass off. Good times…plus the trolling and ownege on SRKLive stream is fun as hell
I don’t see why this thread feels empty. I love to post updates on people sending messages!
BTW next time you go into a game, taunt throughout the WHOLE thing. Then at the end…say “Dan was not impressed! Train harder!” If you managed to pull off a Time End round.
After besting a jumpbackicksweepjumpbackicksweepSRKSRKSRK Ken the other day, winning both rounds by smacking him in the face with an EX Gado after dashing in and then out on his wakeup to bait an SRK, I’m treated to this gem of a message “rematch bitch bet i beat u”. I respond with “You don’t deserve one. Cancer is what you deserve.” This venom on my part due to his immediate disconnecting when the game winning projectile lands.
Seriously. I’d be happy to know he was sterile.
usually just, they switch to Gouken/Gouki or w/e their main is
if I win) boot
if I lose) boot
Between rounds, some guy messaged me calling me a fucking nerd and that I play this game too much after I rolled him in the first round.
Maybe that’s true, as the second round consisted of me perfecting him with a Legendary Taunt Finish.
tore this kid up real bad in a ranked match ass slap baiting. he just kept falling for it and then sent me a message saying
“you don’t have to be an asshole about it” wasn’t sure if he meant it as a pun or not, I loled regardless.
other responses were…
“what a beast”
“you’re a joy to lose to”
“i demand a rematch you jerk”
Yesterday some guy said he would fuck me up in real life. I told him that people are ussually cooler in real life than in games, and he said hed kill me if he say me and that im a pussy ass bitch who would never “try that shit” in real life…
I take every match against Dan seriously. I figure anyone with the balls to play Dan is gotta be good.
Started with Dan about 4 days ago when I got my new Madcatz TE fighstick, trying to make him my new main after watching Ixion90 and Kubobuuuu videos…
Got my first msg after ALMOST beating a decent Cody –
“lol I respect u man”
I love doing the butt slap taunt and running away
I always send a message when I see a good Dan. Much, much respect.