Son! You need to come to the sessions more!!! My Dan, I’d say other then Sanford and maybe Dieminion, best in NY. I might be hyping myself up a little to much though.
I’ll honk at you at CF tonight! 5000.
“thats so bull dan is so op”
lies lies lies, there is no good dan…
“Welp, I now have to go tell my friends I just got perfected by a Dan, I think that’s as good of a time as ever to call it quits tonight.”
Kind of on topic: Now whenever I get a negative message I just respond with “Wanna be my girlfriend?”. Seems to shut them down right away.
My Dan’s only had compliments if I get anything, I’ve only had one negative message and that was when I was pissing around with Sagat
That means you need to taunt more!
A few I’ve gotten recently:
“dans bums nice” (plenty of #9 in that match)
“Stop the antics! That’s not nice”
“taunt more urDan:)” (ouch. That stung.)
“you suck”
“LOL. I couldn’t stop laughing”
“ur dan is tuff dude”
It’s good non-Dans get in the spirit of Saikyo :tup:
I wonder if a Dan player has ever ragequit? That’d be funny.
I did once. But only mad at myself due to shit execution.
u mad? (in full 1080p glory on mah PC version)
Very nice looking screenshot, out of a player match too.
I feel like rage quitting out of lag-tastic matches sometimes but I don’t really want to so it’s either a case of just giving up or spamming Kouryukens 
Now I don’t accept games from anyone with less than a 3 bar connection. Have you noticed that a lot of the worst connections people have their mics on, and/or give you the thumbs up? Like that shit will make me play your laggy ass, fuck off Some people don’t get a clue either, come back after you boot them twice, if someone enters my room after I’ve booted them twice I’m just gonna sit there and see how long it takes for them to give up and fuck off
Yeah. I had to boot this dude like 6 times the other day, he had 1 bar and it was for the finals. He sent me a message consisting of the word “pussy”, so I gave him my “Wanna be my girlfriend?” response. Dumb fucker.
Yeah you just know these are the people who on purposely pick laggy games so they can use their BS lag tactics, I’m actually surprised none of these lag abusers haven’t called me a “pussy” yet. Two boots and an angry face won’t make me change my mind, get the hint!
We Dan users are sophisticated gentlemen.
I’ve started sending messages to people when I beat them with classic Dan lines like, “I did it!”, “The Glory of Saikyo”, "You should be my apprentice, “Embrace the Saikyo Path!”, and many more. When I lose I usually send a message saying, “Faaaaathheeeeer” or when I beat Sagat, “Father, I have avenged you!!”.
Oh Dan, you’re so amazing its like trolling people in a fighting game when you play him! I love him 
From wot2eat: “Why do you run and taunt so much?? Just play normally.” I would taunt under every high tiger shot he threw.
From Laharl 9999: “I like attacking head on in matchs” Cause Dan’s zoning game is so good i don’t need to attack. He couldn’t handle the full screen gadoken pressure.
From Deepfriedsalad: “lol just lol”
From Noobenrabator: “i dont like to play with good dan players”, “i think he sucks, but im texting and playing, so im playing really bad”, Bad Sagat who would taunt when he would land c.mk to tiger shot combo. Got him in the corner and laid and beating on him. I asked him if he thought Dan was funny cause he kept doing Sagats #5 laughing taunt and that’s what i got.
From xLORDHAVEx: “u suk”, “wit ur cheesy throws”, “bullshit. learn combos” He was playing chun. s.close.MP combos don’t really work on her to well. Neither does the standing block sting when she is crouched, so yea, i kept walking in and jabbing, because well, it works. c.lp or s.lp to knees a lot too. He was really upset once he kept running back and i stopped chasing him. I’d get a life lead and sit on it, and jump over fireballs for 80 seconds. He came in, i punished. He actually won too.
If I get beat by dan, I always send “SAIKYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” after the match.
If I win with dan, I don’t send gloat mail, but I do enjoy the childlike glee that comes with beating Sagat or Ryu with Dan.
Dan is awesome.
I play as Blanka. Whenever I play a Dan there’s always a positive “Dan, cool :)” type of message sent, whether I win or lose. It’s so refreshing after fighting 10 Ryus in a row.
Problem is, because there are so few Dans, I have no game plan. It’s all hit and hope 
I might play as Dan, got to be the best way to figure out what they’re gonna do.