I’m gonna quote one of my favourite game reviewers, and one of the most controversial ones…
Guess who he is…
woah…
WTF did you just say?!
then what in the hell did you idiots just buy then?
Dead Aim 2.5 Beta?!
Yeah, this game is horrible. You can’t control the camera like you could in RE1-Code Veronica…oh wait they NEVER let you do that in the older titles, the camera couldn’t possibly be purposely restrictive to make the game harder, compensate for the dodge moves and increase the scare factor. Well, the graphics suck, they look trash like RE4…oh wait, not really since they’re running on a entirely different graphics engine. RE6 has QTE’s, we all RE4 and RE5 NEVER had those…oh wait they DID. RE6 has control issues even tho the controls do EXACTLY what they’re supposed to do when you press the buttons. RE6 isn’t survival horror because it isn’t scary…even tho the old RE titles aren’t scary to anyone above the age of 12 and we are completely ignoring Jake’s and Leon’s portions of the game which greatly resemble RE2 & RE3 respectively thematically.
Yeah, sarcasm is fun
If you like a shit game that’s fine but don’t pretend it isn’t shit. And please don’t insult RE2-5 by comparing them to RE6.
Finished Chris’s campaign.
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This shit was AWFUL. TERRIBLE. 600 FUCKING PEOPLE WORKED ON THIS, AND THIS IS WHAT WE GOT? Where do I even start? The 1st few parts of the game have a TON of tight, closed corridors. Combine this with how close the camera is, and it’s a recipe for wet shit. Then, the game babied you far too much. There’s already an indicator on where to go and a button to tell you how to get there. SO WHY ARE THERE ARROWS PAINTED ON THE WALL TELLING ME WHERE TO GO AS WELL?! THE AREA IS ALREADY LINEAR AS FUCK! And the whole evil Ada thing (because I’ve technically not gotten to know her as Carla ingame), no, his story in general, shit. The flashback made most of his story predictable as fuck. Oh, Finn is all happy and everyone loves him. He’s obviously going to die. Oh, and Piers is a hothead but he seemed fine present day. So clearly it’s going to be a role reverse of Chris being a hot head and Piers being calm. And evil ada? I was already irritated at Leon enough, but re watching that scene filled me with anger. Watching Leon stop Chris from putting 30 rounds in her head was so annoying that I nearly no joke yelled at the TV for Chris to just shoot Leon. Also, how the FUCK can Piers see her pull out a flashbang, and then yell out to warn Chris, but not shoot her before she throws it? SHE WAS 5 FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!! FLASH BANG OR NOT, YOU WOULD HIT HER!! Then, the resulting chase scene. When I was on the gun, I literally sat the controller down because I knew right off the bat that it was a scripted scene where I couldn’t stop Ada no matter how much I shot at her. And apparently I could get hit, but I took so little damage that it didn’t matter. So for like, 10 minutes, I just watched the game go by. Then when I had to drive, it was just like the gunner scene except even worse since the gameplay was still shitty and boring. Then, Ada getting shot was THE MOST ANTI CLIMATIC SCENE IN THE CAMPAIGN EVER. The entire campaign, going for revenge, and some random guy just shoots her and runs.
I could go on, but basically, Chris’s campaign was so shitty that I can’t believe they’d let people play this.
Their secondary Mercs costumes are SOOOO skanky. I fucking love it.
So the top 20 Mercs scores on XBL on Urban Chaos are all 999999999. So did people already find out how to cheat or is the game broken?
If its xbl its most likely cheated.
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DO A BARREL ROLL!!!
It sucks too because I was so proud of my 303 rank at 3 o’clock EST yesterday. Now it’s probably 400 something and the top twenty spots are all cheaters. I know I can do better and get a higher score but the cheaters will keep coming in. Also I don’t see why anyone would want to use skills in Mercs. I feel like everyone is powerful enough/the combo meter and time are forgiving enough such that skills just make it cheesy easy. Though I can see it being good for really bad players who want to unlock costumes and such.
In other fucked up RE6 news. So last night my online Sherry partner and I finished that Campaign. My Xbox is a bastard and froze twice during the last chapter but thankfully since his didn’t he just had to re-invite me when I got back online.
(Sorta Spoilerly)
From the moment we finished hitting all the switches for the elevators’s batteries my friend had one block of health. Actually, a little before then is when my xbox froze the first time and he was left alone to fend off all these enemies with one block of health too. His logic was that he might as well die and get a full health meter and save his pills for the final boss or bosses. Well, like I said after that sequence we find ourselves fighting some soldiers and my xbox freezes again. When I finally come back the guy is STILL alive and already to the next area. Well from that moment on he managed to survive all the way to the credits. And by we I mean Me, him, and my damn xbox.
Normal is the new easy in RE6. I mean I don’t even know why there is an item drop skill. I like used it at first on Leon’s campaign because suddenly during the second chapter ammo started to vanish into the either but at some point things got insanely more plentiful in both Leon’s and Jake’s campaign. Now I never use it anymore and the rate of items being dropped, at least on normal, is beyond more than enough. I feel like this picture.
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But with ammo. It’s so bad I question why I would want to use infinite ammo. So I assume that Vet is like actual normal RE difficulty and Pro is Vet?
After we finished we decide to play Mercs where I discover that somehow Chapter 2 of Jake’s campaign was never completed even though I totally got through that mad house of a level. I’m kinda pissed. RE6’s technical issues keep ruining my fun. Not like I spent over and hour of my time dealing with that shit chapter either.>:(
Wow really dude? I’m sorry people but get the Nostalgia cock out your mouths for a second. Since RE4 the series pretty much defined itself as NEVER going back to survival horror. You had six fucking years to get over it and all of a sudden RE6 completely abandoned survival horror??? GTFO with that stuff. I’m speaking as a guy that beat two campaigns so far(Leon and Chris) and the problems aren’t as overblown as the reviews made it out to be. The game is at most 7 MAYBE 8.
Yeah I do, the level 2 version now I might add. CPU gives you 3 tablets… death is now a temporary setback 
Having some problems with the (Final?) boss off Chris his scenario, the one while you’re escaping the underwater facility (see spoiler free lol) on veteran.
Anyone on PSN willing to help atm?
Can’t wait to get my hands on my copy if this job hires me.
On another note, Leon and Helena have the worst luck ever. I mean, everything in their mode is epic, but it’s pretty hectic. They just can’t get a break 
. I also noticed there are a lot more zombies and less ammo, so I’ll knifing with Helena. I can save ammo and haul ass, though I bet her health is significantly lower than Leon’s.
For some reason, Piers just came off to me as your typical bottom bitch in a gay porno on first glance. I don’t know why, he just did. On Chris’ scenarios, they look pretty bland, like Call of Duty bland.
At least they gave Ada a suitable wardrobe this time around. I don’t understand how she can do all of that running, flipping, and escaping near-death situation such as explosions and what not in some heels.
Add me. La_epidemic
I’m on my way back home now. I’ll be on. And yea that boss is a bitch in general. But best part of Chris’s campaign imo
Sent from the next dimension using saiyantalk…
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IT WASN’T EVEN A FUCKING BARREL ROLL!! IT WAS A SLIGHT TILT TO THE SIDE!! AND WHY THE FUCK AM I PILOTING A JET AND DOING AN OFFENSIVE ON A FUCKING A FUCKING BATTLESHIP?! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS RE?! 600 PEOPLE WORKED ON THIS! HOW?!
More like 150 worked on this.
Reading comprehension. I said don’t compare 6 to RE 2-5. This means I like RE 2-5 better then RE6. RE 5 is awesome. RE 6 is trash.
500 people worked on it and split them into sub groups who each worked on a small portion of the game. You had the one sub team that worked on the zombie AI, another who did the J’avo AI, etc. Whoever was responsible for the aerial combat knew nothing on how to make it work.
Just finished Chris’s campaign. Weakest campaign of the three. Most linear and scripted of the main three. Gears of Evil: Chris on Duty indeed.
[spoiler=]Piers is a fucking bro. I almost had manly tears for your heroic sacrifice.[/details]
People need to stop sucking the nostalgia cock and take a Kleenex to their sperm-dripping lips. Shit changes. Besides, most people would complain even more if Resident Evil did the same routine for all of their games. 6 actually did a great job on survival horror in my opinion this time around; the sources of ammunition and herbs are scarce, and zombies are flooding in everywhere you go, so what do you expect? If anything, 5 was less survival-horror and more action. I’ve felt the same way in the past, but I wish people would explain themselves on why they think a game sucks other than one or two things.
6, however, did seem rather short, while 5 felt a big longer, but it would have done a lot better if it was on multiple discs like FFXIII, but then would have been taken a lot longer, but the story would have developed more.
They need to bring back Sheva, though. I felt they just threw her character away, and I did kinda ship her and Chris. Jill just seemed boring, but either way, romance never worked out for anyone in Resident Evil. Leon and Excella are perfect examples for that.
I can’t even troll about how bad this game is.
I wouldn’t know where to begin.
Spoiler
Piers can rot. I wanted Chris to go down that dark path. Fuck him for stopping him. And how the flying fuck did they all not die from using electricity in a room FILLED with water?! 600 PEOPLE!! THEY GOT IT RIGHT FOR LEON SO WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?