Game over YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
But horseface, aren’t you a virgin too?
Nope I get laid regularly and have a models face
What, for “Before” plastic surgery pics? :wtf:
Also, did not realize you had a sister. Gross, but glad you have someone to cry on at night.
All this talk of being Virgins but, only ACTUAL virgins still care about this shit.
Once you get finally get a woman and lose the v-card, you realize…wow. Pussy is horrendously overrated yo. Last chick i did was a sexy, 39 yr old, blonde, Ukrainian Painter with a banging body. Met her randomly on Match.com.
After i smashed it i was left with the same feeling i had with all the others…that i could have just broken the date, stayed home, got drunk, and played videogames instead. And had more fun. Wouldn’t have to put any work into it either.
Morons around here putting chicks on a pedestal and acting like hot pussy is worth more than Gold. It’s not. Then again, i was that way once too…
(pours a shot)
Edit: Hrmmm. Ok Maybe i was taking this thread a little TOO seriously in my drunken state.
Oh well. (pours another shot).
while i do get where you’re coming from, i disagree. before (anticipation) and during, pussy is NOT overrated, unless you gay. its only after when you spray it all over her face and she’s not looking happy about it, then you’re like meh, i wanna go play some video games now. but if youre into the girl you might cuddle with her and might wanna do round 2. but even if you do eventually its like ok then moving on…
Before? My whole life I thought landing hot pussy was like the stuff of legend. After? It’s like learning about a conspiracy theory. Felt like i had been lied to my whole life by porn, movies and the media. Now the first couple of girls admittedly were Average, about 5/10. Thought maybe when i finally got something really good, it would be different. Then i landed an 8/10. Yeah, no.
As for the Ukrainian Match.com chick (7/10), she eventually gave up on me after i broke two dates in a row. She thought i was playing games with her. But both our dates came after a hard week of work. When my days off finally rolled around, i just wanted to stay home, get drunk, play videogames and chill out. The last thing i wanted to do was MORE work for overrated pussy. So i guess i was wasting her time afterall.
It’s not like Women are pieces of meat either. They’re living, sentient beings…that you gotta fucking talk too and do bullshit with. Who has time for that? Also my game is pretty decent and i’ve learned a lot over the years by reading various books and stuff but, even at my best, dealing with women always sorta felt like i was a Negotiator in a hostage situation. Always a little bit stressful.
Then again my chosen career sucks pretty hard right now. It’s how i developed my current bad habit with alcohol. Maybe if i wasn’t a stressed out wreck all the time at work, i’d have more energy for this shit. But for right now, i give no fucks. More pussy for you guys i guess…if you want to deal with that…
(pours another shot)