PSA: Equifax hacked

Prob not. Prob settle this out of court and a few people will get to see some cash, and equifax will just offer free credit checking for a few months or some dumb shit, and everything will return as per the status quo.

So apparently there was an earlier minor incident on the other division of Equifax and potentially 100k canadian PIIs may have been exposed now.
October 3rd is the Congress hearing; mark yer calendar kids.

Can’t wait to be disappointed when no charges will ever be made.

And if you thought this shit couldn’t get any worse…

I’d actually pay money to watch the execs getting roasted over a spit on TV.

We should finally nationalize these credit bureaus. There’s zero reason against it except that few companies lose out on billions of dollars selling our data that we cannot opt out on. Capitalism!

Government already has our financial information. They should just handle any credit inquiries and greatly reduce the scope of their use.

It is kind of hillarious to think that the “hellhole” (as some of you would call) where i live, is one of those 40 countries.

The reason we call it a hellhole is because you live there. :coffee:

off topic I know, but it’s proof that being Rich does not keep you out of jail.

Martin Shkreli is now inmate #87850-053

Shkreli is not going to last till January 16 for his sentencing unless he put into solitary.

Lesson here is make money but if you’re going to be a dick at least have some people in high places that owe you.

Did Martin Shkreli at least sell the Wu-Tang album before going to jail?

It’s actually in the sales contract that if any member Wu-tang or Bill Murry tries to steal the Album they can legally get away with it without legal repercussion.
So I am hoping there a heist to break into Shkreli’s home.

Would pay money to see a heist involving Bill Murray and the WU… Throw OJ in there for maximum lol.

That’s an Oceans reboot I’d watch. :coffee:

Aaaaand, my card was compromised. Luckily my bank caught it immediately and it didn’t even come out of my account. Have to wait a week for a new card. Grrr, I will definitely be getting in on the class action suit.

Awesome meng. Another pro-tip if you have online banking: setup alert for any activity using the lowest allowable amount. Yes it’d be annoying getting email/text or whatever whenever you use your card but at least you can tell its you doing the withdrawal or its being drawn from a check you wrote etc.

Shit, make that part of the terms of his parole, your parole is over and any crimes are wipe clean from your record as you receive a full pardon if you help Wu Tang and Bill Murry pull this heist off.

Screw it. Since I’m on that other identity check/watch list because of a government breach, nothing should happen…

Sounds like par for the course with your life. :coffee:

Fuckers cutting their losses and running!