God damn! I knew that when only some of you came back and the rest were at a bar that it was bad news, but not that kind of bad news. Well, I had fun while I was there! Ack.
Are you 21 yet? Shit went down hella hard, both figuratively and literally.
Nah dude, I’m about halfway there. October.
I don’t even know what to say. I’ve been so drunk that I should’ve gone to the hospital (oh god my liver hurt the next day) and still, nothing like that has ever happened to me or anyone I know.
Oh yeah that’s right mine too. Well NEXT TIME for sure, all day.
Well, now that all the messes are cleaned (minus a bit of the smell in the bathroom) its a bit easier to look back on this and take a giant guffaw at Dan #2’s expense. It was kinda funny hearing him puke all night.
He said he didn’t shit himself when he woke up this morning, but I still don’t believe him.
Next week will be canceled though since I have 2 midterms that week, and I’m already behind as it is.
I will post the pictue of keith’s foot on dan’s face when I feel like it.
Also, taigas baby!
What was the brown/black smear on/around his shorts? What was the clump clinging to the back of his left leg? We were still trying attempting to carry him over to the couch when I took notice of that. The smell was tipping Dan #1 off, but I had never seen someone shit themselves so I didn’t believe it was possible. Didn’t believe it, until I saw it.
And for the record, my foot was not actually on his face. It was sorta hovering.
How did you do on your midterm?
Oh I did fine, it was an open book test apparently so anything I didn’t read I could just look up pretty easily.
Open book multiple choice? You’re paying money for this “education” thing? It’s a taigas baby.
Glad to hear this. I do think Dann is to blame, but apart from you having to clean up after him (which sucks), I think its a pretty damn funny story. 
It actually makes me WANT to have sessions at my place once I get one, just so shit like this can go down. If you can’t act like a jackass around your friends every once in awhile, who can you do it around?
Warning: Once I get a place, if you shit in my bathroom, you are sleeping in it or cleaning it up yourself.
Edit: I went to a party where a guy with a huge “white guy fro” threw up in his sleep on a concrete floor. It crawled around his head getting into his hair. His friends left him there. It’s the price you pay.
You guys even see that video? Scotty Nguyen has some next level swag, what a fucking champion.
So how much did you guys drink? How many drinks or shots?
I did not have too much. In chronological order: 2 Dos Equis, gin and tonic, Long Island, pint of stout, and them some of a PBR pitcher because I always end the night with a touch of class. Keith and Paulee hung in there for most of it too. If anything Dann can use this as a learning experience, too bad it had to happen in Dan#1’s bathroom.
I think dann has definitely been demoted to Homo Dan while the other Dan can either be just Dan or Hetero Dan, up to him. But Dann is now homodan. fyi.
I bet if you asked Dann what kind of beer he likes he would say “Heinekin.”
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Haha good times.
You dont know how tight you are for replying with this after all the stories hahah
2 dans 1 cup…AWESOME
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Quoted from another thread. Posted here to prevent derailing that other thread.
But he was the first one that I’ve been aware of to shit on himself at a gaming session.
No more than what I usually say. I recall the following from roughly 26 hours ago while I was on the phone with Blake.
-Airthrow: [You and your obsession with white women.]
-DB: I don’t have an obsession with white women. I’m just saying, when you go out sarging and are strictly looking for a good time, white women and Mexican women are just easier. It’s less of a challenge. They have more lax views on sexuality, and more more likely to be down for the game. . . Possibly because they get broken in at an earlier age. Possibly by family members.
-Airthrow: By a cousin. The Mexicans get broken in by cousins.
-DB: A cousin! YES! So I heard. Pablo once told me about how he had a really hot cousin.
-Pablo (walks into the room): Are you guys talking about my sister again!?
-DB: Surprisingly, no. But we could if you wish.
-Pablo: Man, you were talking about my sister.
-DB: No, I was just talking about how you mentioned once that you had a really hot cousin.
-Pablo: Hey. . . she’s pretty fucking hot.
-DB (over the phone again): I hope you heard that. ROFLs
Favorite exchange from last night occurred when Pablo and dann wanted to hit up their 4th bar of the night. I was trying to talk Paul into coming in, but he wanted to head back to HeavyD’s, and get Brian to come back to pick us all up.
-PaulLee: I gotta drive.
-DB: You don’t have work, right? You don’t have classes, right?
-Paul: Alex has work in the morning, and I have to drive him back.
-DB: Fuck him. He plays Guilty Gear, he’s made his choice in life.
-Paul: Man, I worked all day today. I am fucking tired. I’m going to go home, look at some porn on my computer, then pass out before I even touch myself.
-DB: Porn or hentai?
-Paul: BOTH! At the same time! I have two screens!
-DB: Balla.
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I actually shat myself just a few days ago, too. A little while after reading about this stuff.
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I thought maybe it would help my Magneto. :sad:
I dunno, we’ll see how it affects Dan.
Anyways, next week should be on. Random game nobody plays but is cool or hilarious and stupid that I will showcase next week, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure!
I’ll try to figure out that x-padder shit too so we can laugh at how terrible MKV is.