Isn’t this the type of shit that caused our parents to move the fuck out of their broke ass socialist homelands? They hopped the border so that they could drink out of the tap with no fear. If I see those technicians I will be sure to hella mean mug them.
Well of course I’d bring my own, I don’t think anyone just goes to a house and expects to beer on the house…at least I hope not.
Cya all around 7!
Actually, my family was chased out by assassins apparently.
It would be tight to come down and kick it but I am not feelin the drive today.
I would have came to this, but I had a previous engagement. :\
Next time I’ll see if i can make it.
Blew a tire. unhappy camper.
This shit evolved into something much more important and meaningful than SFIV. Too drunk to write about it now, will save it for later.
New rules in effect starting next session:
A. You will under no circumstances puke on my floor, or decide to passout at my apartment uninvited.
B. You will not shit yourself in my abode.
C. The cutoff time is the fucking cutoff time.
D. You will not go out drinking and leave me to take care of the sorry mess of one of you who went under the sorry excuse of “he chose to drink himself!”
Fuck you Dan #2, pics will be uploaded when I am not enraged to such a degree so as to inhibit motor functions.
There will be no fucking session next week.
An hour ago, I witnessed something I had never seen before in my life. Suffice to say, dann is prohibited from drinking at my home. He is banned from showing up at my place drunk. He might actually be banned from all of my future gaming sessions as a safety precaution.
Apologies to Dan #1. He is a kind and generous man for hosting. It would be a shame if this experience dissuades him from holding sessions in the future. God damn! This almost makes me not want to ever host again.
Random + Ugly = dann
Q.E.D.
WOW. 
pix?
I hope Dan #1 got pix of the brown smears/clumps on the exterior of dann’s shorts, and on his leg. But I hope that he has the good taste not to post them.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
pix?
rofl.
… :shake:
O.o Wow, maybe my tire popping was a divine intervention…that sounds fucked up.
Alright for reals, I’m coming to the next one:rofl:
I would like to apologize to Dan #1 for whatever may have happened after I left. I encouraged some of the drinking activities after Memo’s that led to the disastrous outcome. To be honest I don’t know how it hit Dann so hard. I have seen him drink way more, as in several cans of tilt+beer, and still beast at marvel. Again, sorry Dan#1.
If I was friends with someone who got drunk, puked, shit himself, and passed out at another friend’s place, I would probably have to disown him for that. Worst kind of drunk ever. I don’t drink very often these days, but when I was in high school and shit there was plenty of times I got black out drunk and puked, but somehow no matter how fucked up I was I always managed to find a toilet/sink/garbage can/something rather than just puking on the fucking floor. Come on dog.
Wait…the Dann thats in PRE MED did this? Maybe I CAN become a doctor!
I see us all making six figure salaries by 2012.