I am flattered, most of the guys on the forum think my gf is meh.
if your GF was an item in an MMO
i would roll need
it’s because she doesn’t have gigantic tits… which is a huge turn off to me.
Perhap, perhap.
No you’re right.
Dude, of all the girlfriends of SRK guys here, yours is the clear winner - hands down, bar none.
You’ve just become my favorite '09 member by proxy. 
See, we do think alike… a little bit too alike.
Aw thanks man, just wish I could have been your favorite 09er, even if I was single. But you know, beggers can’t be choosers lol.
take it, just because he doesn’t give in to people’s wishes often.
You?
A begger?
(looks at pic of your girl)
Um, no… hardly.
Truth
im scared to talk to pretty girls, i stutter
and you’re such a pretty boy… wtf, mang.
A pal of mine dropped a full bottle of coke when a girl talked to him because he was so nervous. All the coke blasted out the top and covered her, bless him.
They are only human, it is not as if they are going to be like fuck off or anything, would you tell someone who spoke to you nicely to fuck off?
No, no you wouldn’t.
And if they do, they weren’t worth the hassle :tup:
has done his good thing for the day
Sir, you’re the man.
So wait, that’s Oli’s girl for real?? I thought he was bs’in.
:mad:
(Gets mad for no reason.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH.
Hate complete.
Nah, that’s definitely his girl. He’s got quite the pretty lady.
Lol at dudes getting nervous around females, even if they are hot.
If hot chick eats a load of late night Taco Bell, her asshole explodes on the crapper, just like yours.
If hot chick gets a nasty cold, she’s coughing up phlegm and mucus and her nose is all snotty with boogers tearing through the strongest tissues, just like yours.
Remember this the next time you approach/ get approached by chicks and put them on a pedestal. :tup:
^seriously, and that’s another thing about girlfriends. Just remember that somewhere along the line, she’s gonna fuckin’ fart in the same elevator as you.
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5089/image0030an4.jpg
WTT4: Asian girl about 5’5 no more than 120 lbs. OBO.
Soo my nephew is watching this cartoon on Cartoon Network, I don’t know the name of it off the top of my head, but anyways this girl goes to her boyfriend’s house, and all of a sudden she needs to use the crapper. She doesn’t want to use the bathroom next to her bf’s room because…well she is a girl, and they like to pretend that they don’t do anything disgusting in there. 
So she is forced to use it, and she does, and all kinds of problems arise. She clogs the toilet, trips and rips down the curtain, and the toilet gets clogged more with stuff she’s trying to use to unclog it, and it overflows (You don’t see anything nasty mind you). Her boyfriend starts to hear noises, then he realizes what she is doing in the restroom. He starts freaking out, and turns up his music and covers his ears going, “LALALALA I CAN’T HEAR ANYTHING LALALALALA.”
He eventually walks into the restroom because she bursts out and runs out of the house, and he slips on floor thanks to the toilet overflowing, and he looks down to see what he slipped on, then he screams and the scene ends. The rest of the episode, his friends are telling him, "Dude, you’ve hit that point that no one wants to hit in a relationship. You now know that your girlfriend is just as disgusting as you and I are. It’ll never be the same, you just have to get past this."
Anyways the point of this anecdote is that this quote made me think of that show and I at the show because it’s true, and definitely agreeing with this quote.