Here’s a fine young man I met tonite. My ping was 54, his was 186, FUCK THAT. Here’s the log of when he tried to join me for a game of Alpha 3.
<johnick> your too laggy
<blazin> no
<blazin> try
<johnick> no, YOU ARE
<blazin> just try
<johnick> no
<blazin> fuck u noob
<johnick> I love you
<blazin> u gay ?
<johnick> I love your father
<blazin> my father isnt ggay like u fucker
<johnick> Thats what you think
<blazin> ye i am sure not think bitch
<blazin> fucker
<blazin> ass hole
<johnick> Must have been up all night thinkin of those insults
<blazin> start that fuck game
<johnick> suck my pee pee
<blazin> ye ye i have been studying
<blazin> no i wont suck it cause i am not gay like u
<johnick> Dont knock it till you try it
<blazin> and not noob like u
<johnick> Its full of protein
<blazin> then fuck it ur self
<blazin> suck ur self
<blazin> gay
<blazin> fucker
<blazin> start
<blazin> start
<blazin> that game
<blazin> start that game
<johnick> Good morning
<blazin> start that game
<blazin> 1 round
<johnick> how are you ?
<blazin> try
<blazin> it
<blazin> kk then u wont start?
<johnick> It took you this long to get the message ?
<blazin> ok bye gay noob
Well this one isn’t as stupid as yours, but I saved it from a while ago:
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<Shadowfire> yo
<Emil> yeah
<Shadowfire> crap I didn’t want Terry
<Shadowfire> dear God that was an awesome crossup
<Shadowfire> well, playing online is certainly different from the AI
<Shadowfire> ack sorry
<Shadowfire> where exactly do you learn these striker combos?
<Emil> haha, thi sis the worst I"ve played in a
<Emil> while
<Emil> I know alot
<Shadowfire> DAMNIT, sorry I’m used to the Kawaks keys
<Emil> I learned them from
<Emil> watching Japanese matches
<Emil> and videos
<Shadowfire> but where do you find those?
<Shadowfire> sigh this lag is frustrating
<Emil> orochinagi.com
<Shadowfire> ok before it was impressive but that was cheese
<Emil> I was in armor mode
<Shadowfire> I know
<Emil> you weren’t supposed to attack me
<Emil> to begin with
<Emil> since my attacks aren’t interruptable
<Shadowfire> so what do I do when you corner spam?
<Emil> throw me…
<Shadowfire> I tried
<Shadowfire> none of my charge moves activating doesn’t help
<Shadowfire> you’re not using macros are you?
<Emil> I don’t know how to use those
<Emil> mame doesnt have them
<Emil> I would’nt be messing up if I was
<Shadowfire> effing hell I can’t even get a zanretsuken off on this board
<Shadowfire> this is really frustrating
<Shadowfire> is Seth invincible AND unblockable?
<Emil> that’s a bug
<Emil> the unblockability
<Emil> I don’t know how to activate bug
<Emil> but t happens from time to time
<Emil> he’s not invincible
<Shadowfire> it’s happened every time
<Shadowfire> glitch one more time and I’m quitting
<Emil> what glitch?
<Emil> I don’t know how to activate it
<Shadowfire> the ball swing or Seth
<Emil> it just happens
<Emil> ball spin isn’t a glitch
<Shadowfire> I seriously doubt it was intended to be instant hit with no animation and no recovery
<Emil> no you can cancel it with ABCD
<Emil> that’s implemented into the game
<Emil> watch a tourney match, they use that strat
<Emil> every time
<Shadowfire> and it’s meant to hit before the ball itself even swings?
Then he just left. I was destroying him in kof2000
i don’t have the log anymore unfornutely. But i was playing S.Saturn at ST. I was using Honda pretty much thrashing him no matter who he was.
Then he suddenly starts saying it impossible to get the Oochio throw all the time. I told him you could store it. And much to his displeasure i started talking to him about how to store it aswell as chuns and hondas super. This is when he lost it.
He said to me that he knew all of that, and whether i thought him " crazy or idiot", at which i replied “both, your a crazy idiot”. I then offered to give him lessons at ST, lol and he bitched some more and left.
I hate this SO much! They join, they’re usually friendly or talkative. They ask how you set dips, then ask how you did combos or how to block something (like a cross up or they’re just not being patient). You answer, then the next match is the same thing and they go ballistic! WTF? Jerks!
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<Server> AutoFire Detection is ON
<Server> Current AutoFire Sensitivity: 3
<Server> Type /help to adjust game settings
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<Emil> aDIP:00FF0000
<Emil> aGOTDIP
<dd> aGOTDIP
<dd> do you have inputs recorded?
<Emil> not this one
<Emil> I have recordings of combos
<dd> You’re not using any cheats are you?
<Emil> if I was, I wouldn’t mess up
<dd> you’re playing beyond a normal capable perso
<Emil> because I’m not a noob
<Emil> you aren’t even blocking
<dd> i’m positive you’re on cheats
<Emil> then I wouldn’t make mistakes
<Emil> stop thinking you’re the standard…
<Emil> just because someone is better than you
<dd> stop using cheats and play real
<Emil> stop being so naive
<Emil> you don’t know how…
<Emil> good some people can be
<Emil> wayyyy better than me
<Emil> have you actually watched tournaments?
<Emil> the difference between you and me is
<Emil> you don’t have strategies
<Emil> I’m just reacting to opponent…
<Emil> how could that even be cheating
<Emil> see,m messed up there
<Emil> last one
<Emil> I’m done
<Emil> aCLOSE
Sometimes I wish I was more mean to noobs on Kaillera. Usually when someone complains like that I either say ggs and stop playing them or concede to their requests (stop throwing that’s all you do is throw!) and beat them anyway.
I feel your pain cygnus.
Also, I’m not very good at talkin’ trash and I don’t like to cuss so it’d probably only amount to "You suck!“
or
"GGs… LOSER!!! LOLXZ!!”
I wasn’t even doing anything that would benefit much from these “cheats” he was talking…he was so predictable that I would anti-air him out of the air everytime he jumped…once I did that a few times, he would run forward full speed and roll, which was also predictable. Don’t know where cheats could aid me here besides easier anti-air input.
This can be hilarious sometimes.
They’ll keep listing stuff (because all it ever is, is excuses anyway), and you just keep complying.
Eventually they’ll just get pissed and leave.
I remember one guy eventually ran out of stuff to complain about, so he started insulting me personally. I actually think it might be the guy you just listed Emil.
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<]?[ krsu ]?[> Hey there
<ChibiPotPie> hi
<]?[ krsu ]?[> Look, even you agree about Stretch’s tactics
<]?[ krsu ]?[> which I was pointing out and I felt it was a bad game
<]?[ krsu ]?[> I mean, like you siad…it’s not fun to chase a guy to the corner
<ChibiPotPie> you cant define a bad game just because your opponent plays a way that you dont like or cant handle
<ChibiPotPie> i really get annoyed chasing players back and forth
<]?[ krsu ]?[> Who says what defines a bad game r not?
<ChibiPotPie> but it doesnt make it a bg
<ChibiPotPie> im not saying I define them
<ChibiPotPie> but your bg is based on your opponent playing a way that frustrated you
<]?[ krsu ]?[> Yea but if he keeps running, and playing like a turtle and then getting those shots on you…you woudln’t be exactly having a
<ChibiPotPie> not because he was a jerk, 1 game win and drop, or other typical bg scenario
<]?[ krsu ]?[> good game*
<]?[ krsu ]?[> Well we played multiple times
<]?[ krsu ]?[> so it’s not like I gave him one chance and then ditched
<ChibiPotPie> well the game isn’t good or bad based on how well i or my opponent does
<]?[ krsu ]?[> so what is it based on?
<ChibiPotPie> it might have been because i lost to him assuming he did beat me a lot
<ChibiPotPie> but i wont go to bad games forum and say:
<ChibiPotPie> bgs to stretch he wouldnt let me hit him with his running demitri and he kept spamming drills and air fbs so i couldnt hit him
<ChibiPotPie> does that sound like something you want to put in the bgs forum?
<]?[ krsu ]?[> I don’t get how only ‘pro’ people can go to BG and im not allowed?
<]?[ krsu ]?[> get out please
<BossSinisterow> what is bg
<ChibiPotPie> LOL
<]-$oul Himur ttusi> yah what is bg?
<ChibiPotPie> thats not what i meant
<]?[ krsu ]?[> i dont wanna have to kick you
<BossSinisterow> is it my mom
<]?[ krsu ]?[> please leave
<ChibiPotPie> bg=bad game
<ChibiPotPie> now as you were saying
<]?[ krsu ]?[> Anyway
<]?[ krsu ]?[> Look, I just don’t think it’s right that even thogh im not at like…your level
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<]?[ krsu ]?[> I have no right to post in there it seems
<]?[ krsu ]?[> Too many people on there brown-nose and have to put their two cents in
<]?[ krsu ]?[> and it’s like I have no say because…im not at your level?
<]?[ krsu ]?[> that’s what i’m getting when I go there
<]?[ krsu ]?[> that feeling of ‘members only’ club
<ChibiPotPie> woah
<ChibiPotPie> i never meant to make you feel lower as a game
<]?[ krsu ]?[> No no no
<]?[ krsu ]?[> not you
<]?[ krsu ]?[> but im saying, people at your level, which is definitely beyond me
<]?[ krsu ]?[> give off a “well this place is for us, not you…don’t post”
<]?[ krsu ]?[> LIke that Kyokuji…he needs to back off and stay away, yet he brown-noses
<ChibiPotPie> lol
<]?[ krsu ]?[> I don’t appreciate his attitude and arrogance towards me
<ChibiPotPie> again…
<ChibiPotPie> im only saying that you shouldn’t post a bg just because the experience you had with your opponent’s game play wasn’t exciting
<ChibiPotPie> you can if you want but its not worth it
<ChibiPotPie> thats just my opinion <]?[ krsu ]?[> Well I was posting it because I thought his style of play should be called out on.
<]?[ krsu ]?[> It is a style of play which should be looked down upon and not encouraged
<]?[ krsu ]?[> Don’t be a coward and not fight me, attack me and give me your all, you know?
He tried to confront me about my comments as well (wouldn’t be the first time), but I’d heard it all before, so I sent him on his way.
It’s like all those people who had a problem with me zoning with Dhalsim. When I asked them how I should be playing him, they responded with the bulletproof argument that he was a pussy character and that I shouldn’t use him at all.
And yes, I’m a brown noser. That’s why I made a great first impression here by pissing guys like Sanford off right? I was in the wrong at the time, but whatever. Not much I can do about it now.
Funny how he claims that everyone has the right to speak their opinion and yet he seems intent on shutting us up.
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<Server> AutoFire Detection is ON
<Server> Current AutoFire Sensitivity: 3
<Server> Type /help to adjust game settings
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<JakeSnake> faggot
<JakeSnake> I’m gonna whoop your sorry ass bitch
<JakeSnake> owned
<JakeSnake> cunt
<JakeSnake> faggot
<JakeSnake> own your own turbo 3
<JakeSnake> Bitch !!!
<JakeSnake> U can’t beat Jake Snake
<JakeSnake> Pussy
<JakeSnake> LOL!!!
<JakeSnake> Cunt
<JakeSnake> Your the faggot Newb
<JakeSnake> Bitch!!!
<JakeSnake> Ask Around
<JakeSnake> JakeSnake Rules !!!
<JakeSnake> Owned
<JakeSnake> Like a Nigger Bitch
<JakeSnake> Back in the olden days
<JakeSnake> …
<JakeSnake> psshhhh
<JakeSnake> Lucky Faggot
<JakeSnake> You hear me ???
<JakeSnake> Lucky faggot
<JakeSnake> probably use macros
<JakeSnake> like all the other gays
<JakeSnake> what a loser
<JakeSnake> pfffttt
<JakeSnake> U have no skill
<JakeSnake> U clown
<JakeSnake> U faggot clown
<Desynch Detected!> Player is lagged: JakeSnake
<Moosehead> aCLOSE
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<JakeSnake> start pussy
<JakeSnake> hit start
<JakeSnake> Now !!!
<JakeSnake> U faggot shit
<JakeSnake> U fuck faced Vagina bitch
<Moosehead> you want more???
<JakeSnake> pffft
<Moosehead> you lookin for a beatin
<JakeSnake> just what I thought
<JakeSnake> please
<JakeSnake> u aint got skill
<JakeSnake> pussy
<JakeSnake> LOL
<JakeSnake> pick him
<JakeSnake> Pussy
<JakeSnake> I’m pure Offense
<JakeSnake> Too Blazing Fast for your Ass
<JakeSnake> what a joke
<JakeSnake> Like I said Noob
<JakeSnake> Too damn fast
<JakeSnake> Too damn Good
<Moosehead> you ever use anybody else?
<JakeSnake> Tell 'em Jake Sent your ass
<JakeSnake> Bitch
<JakeSnake> and Oh Yeah
<JakeSnake> I can Use everyone…
<JakeSnake> Much Much Better than You
<JakeSnake> Including Zangief
<JakeSnake> You Fuck 'Tard
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<Moosehead> you can use your mouth
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