Well I guess certain rules don’t always apply to the legally insane. Hope you got enough to make it worth it bud ^_-.
No pixie cut at the start. That picture was after the gheyness was decided. She was bai secksual but then I made her realize she wasn’t worthy enough to service my penis with my terrible secks and she decided to take the AFK walk of shame permenantly and eat cats.
I had sex with her recently. I was bitten and had my new long hair pulled. VSLASH = pwned. Then my bed was flooded with stinky ass girl juice.
I need to get a new girlfriend who is all messed up so I can post fun stories too.
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Gf from a long time ago. She was super needy and distrusting of everything i did. Wanted to spend hours on the phone when we had nothing to talk about. Super negative about everything. Claimed I was trying to get with every girl I knew, when I wasnt. People warned me about this girl but i didnt listen.
I LITERALLY had to be on drugs to stay with this girl. She claimed everyone we knew around us hated her. At first they didnt, but after her thinking that and being crazy for so long everyone did hate her. Even I could barely stand her after a while. This girl would cry like every single day.
Now I know what you are thinking, Why the hell would i stay with this girl for any amount of time? First off I wanted to help her. Try to change her, make her life better. Yeah im over that shit. Let this be a lesson to all you younger SRK’ers. Noone will ever change unless they want to for themselves and it is a waste to try and save someone. You will always be the one getting screwed. This girl made me very bitter and I have never been the same kind person I was before. I decided to make helping people my career and leave that shit the hell out of my personal life. We also had sex like 2-4 times a day, almost every day and i honestly think that is the only thing that kept us together for so long.
Current GF is 1000 times better in every way, im just happy this crazy bitch is out of my life. Keep posting pics and stories everyone as this is one of the best SRk threads in awhile.
I guess I could post about one more ex. This wasn’t as crazy, but she still ended up being a major bitch.
I actually met this girl through Myspace. Go figure. I don’t really go to Myspace to meet hoes, but hey, sometimes it happens.
The story on this chick: I stay home one sat. cuz I’m sick. Flu I think. She’s on and we just message each other back and forth. I give her my # when SHE asked to call me, and we start talking. We talk for about a week, and we deside to meet. Well, she actually comes to my house.
Now the story with me is, once a bitch is on my bed, game over. I’m getting some. That’s what happened. She wasn’t a slut or anything, cuz it did take me a couple of hrs to get in that. She kept complaining about how we had just met and that I would think she’s a slut. Of course my response is, “I like you alot now, so whether we have sex or not now, I’ll still like you.”
Let the pannies start dropping. And drop they did. I got to hit this only once that night though. She was hella tight, so the thought of her being a hoe kinda dropped from my mind. After that she called me every fucking chance she had. Even from work. She had big D tits, but I’m an ass man, and she had one, but berily. But that’s all good. As long as the cute face is there and a nice thick body, I can deal with it. One weird thing about her was that she had a lisp. It was kind of cute in a way. Her look also made her more my type. You know, the whole dark hair, light eyes, light skin. Not excactly my type but still very attractive. I was digging her for awhile.
Well, the thing with me is, that I always meet bitches with their ex’s lingering in the backround. I actually was on the phone with this bitch one day and she kept screaming in the backround, “go the fuck home Jorge, my brother is at home, he’s gonna kick your ass!” Jorge was apparently her ex bf, and the mofo was following her. This was the ex she was with for like, 6 years. Abusive on top of that. Lmao, idiot.
About 2 months later, she totally just stops calling me. Not stops completely, but to the point I know somethings up. And I’m like, wtf?! Anyways, after a couple days of this, I finally talk to her on aim and I’m like, “look, if you don’t wanna talk or whatnot, just let me know. I just don’t like games. I don’t need all that.” Her excuse to me was that her dad ended up slapping her one night and that she was lookin for a place to move. Gay, that’s not a good reason. After pushing her for awhile, she finally fessed up to having her ex back in her life. Whatever, I was used to it. I wasn’t in love with her, she was just a gf that gave me ass. So no hard feelings. Your the dumb bitch not me.
Anyways, her pix on Myspace:
Dumb hoe that gave it up on the first nights Myspace page
Now see, this man knows how to deliver a fuckin story.
Thank you sir.
I’m still lookin for an old pic of my FIRST gf. She was by far one of the hottest. I doubt I’ll find it, but she was just as looney as hAiRY, so that’s a good story in itself. I might have pix of one of my other old ex’s, so I might post them up soon.
Thank you srk, for helping me deal with my boredom and rant about dumb bitches.
<3
This thread is so anti-vagina.
looks like that picture Napolean dynamite stole.
But you are so popular !
meh id hit it…:wonder:
meh she looks like she could be a succubus…
wait thats ALL women, nevermind…
now you know why I was all over that bitch succubus…I like the average type that looks good without 10lbs of makeup on their face…too bad shit almost NEVER works out for me :bluu:
NINJA EDIT: I got neg repped for this post…whoever you are wanna explain the violent outburst ??
-me:rofl:
It went from “Oh shit” to “OH SHIT!!!” to “What the shit were you thinking?”
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I HAVE SEEN THAT BITCH BEFORE HERE IN HOUSTON. Quite recently really.
Instant win thread though
This thread is top fucking tier… 
No shit? She lives in the Spring/Woodlands area. She used to go clubbing alot though, so maybe that’s where you saw her. If she did go clubbing, it was on main sometimes. Opus probably. Most of the time, or I should say 90% of the time, she was at Surf Shack on 1960. That’s where her 'cuz hung out. She had no friends. She’s alienated so many people in her life, that she hangs out with her LITTLE SISTERS friends.
She was always up and down. Not on my cock, but with her religion. One month she’d be all bad and go to clubs and be doing me, the next she’d be all religious and “clubs are bad.” Some sick circle of hers.
Recently? I don’t know about that. Haven’t heard anything about that hoe. Might very well be though. Maybe she’s in the part of the circle where clubbing is ok again. :rolleyes:
Well, couple of months ago around a club area if I remeber correctly.
Still, thats some funny shit