Polish woman sets out on epic cock quest

Either that, or he’s probably using it as an excuse to sleep around with better looking women.

Debbie just wanted to Do Dallas!

Also, I did not hack this woman’s profiles.

LOL i need to change my screen name so I don’t get in trouble anymore…

But yeah this is a hypothetical analysis based on nothing but pure speculation and no personal experience whatsoever. A hot skinny european model goes for 500/hr usually, a hot asian one for 300/hr (lower price cause more supply I’d wager), a trashy SKINNY white girl would go for 200/hr. Ballpark every ten extra lbs of fat usually drops price by 10$. She’s not a behemoth, so if she had angle shots, blurred her face in the ad, and maybe a vajayjay shot, she could trick ppl into paying 200/hr. I would not hit that, and that is saying a lot.

SHERRY OTOH ID BE ALL OVER THAT ASS LIKE FLIES ON SHIT ALL DAY EVERY DAY

I was gonna post Ines Cunda but I was too lazy to look up a picture of her I liked and that was work safe

Her vag will be a smoldering crater in the end…assuming she survives that long. Guy is a Beta male who probably couldn’t please her enough.

Damn, I have never found this woman attractive before, but that shit is hot yo.

She looks decent. But i would definitely pass on that.

Something bad might happen to you.

My vote was Ewa Sonnet as well, it’s a win either way.

Spoiler

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2105/2473335173_7813f9ccc6_o.jpg

mmm…

http://i.imgur.com/x6VFq.gif

What do you mean?

She will never beat my record.

I’ve waited my whole life to say this unironically:

Shit just got real.

Holy fuck what?

I just became number 285. 7/10 would do again.

But do watchout for diminishing returns while you wait in line here if you are trying to go again.

You know someone might hack in a clause to the rules like, no saying someone can’t go twice. Maybe after some clearly defined waiting period? Someone’s definitely out there licking their chops trying to be the same guy for #10 then #20, #30 and so on.

Probably her bitch ass nigga boyfriend.

DAMN I’VE SEEN WHIPPED BUT THIS NIGGA GOT STIRRED SO HARD THE CREAM JUST EVAPORATED.

If seduction ever fails, she can just use that violently growing tumor she calls a fivehead to attract some dolphins to fill out the quota.

lol first bens girlfriend and now snaaaakes mom lmao

Will she still add me to her count since I won’t last 20 minutes?

Lol @ “EPIC COCK QUEST”!

How is that not the name of a porn yet? I Googled and it’s not!

im not gonna lie, I wonder what her vag is gonna look like on number 500…

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkALq2GHfBQtVQthe5IH_v_V5gqYWzu3McjabYn0djk7rGvabS