Polish woman sets out on epic cock quest

This thread is getting too weeaboo for @NickRocks.

Finger holding down the weeaboo alert button :coffee:

seriously what kind of dude stays with a chick who has the life goal of sleeping with 100,000 guys.Not only is that a whole lot of dick but everytime she leaves the house you know she is just looking to get fucked.

If my girl told me some bullshit like this, I would ask her if she started already and if she hadnt, Id hit it one last time and slap that ass as I kicked it out of my damn house.

Seriously what type of bull is “had to come to terms”. Is she rich?

And she isn’t that attractive, her face is meh at best and her figure is not horrible, but its the kinda figure that needs a pretty face instead of dressing trashy.

I demand an RPG being made out of her ventures.

why not just become a hooker? Dumb bitch

how do you think she is gonna pay for all this travelling? xD

Not impressed that she plans to do this over 20 years. I plan to have sex with over 100,000 women (9.5 or better only) over the span of 20 years too. Were the fuck is my news article.

But who would pay to have sex with that?
Maybe if you are really desperate…

See with her looks, if she kind, and can cook well and good in the sack I can see someone wanting to be her boyfriend/Husband except shes a whore.

@fishjie, please provide a price analysis on the Polish cock chaser.

She sounds like a deviant, a whore, and mentally ill to me.

I’ve seen this done before. I have a recommendation to cut back on time. She can take in 3 guys at once.

Such an astute observation

Surprised they didn’t have a picture for @TheEpidemic in that link.

Seeing Epi hitting on every potential female on SRK…

Knew it was going to be either Bea or Ewa. :coffee:

My money would have been on Ewa.

  1. She probably got her tubes tied before setting on this epic quest.
  2. Considering there are 196 countries, that means 19.6 million men.
  3. If sex is an average of 20 minutes then she needs 392 million minutes to complete this task.
  4. There are only 525949 minutes per year…so she would need 745.31 years of continuous fucking to complete this task. Impossible.
  5. She will die of disease long before she hits 100,000…actually most likely before she reaches 5000. Even with protection u can’t prevent all STDs. Her quest means she isn’t going to be too choosy.
  6. Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with over 20,000 women…even this is doubted by many, even though he was a star athlete basketball player who could get as many women as he wanted.
  7. It would be best that she didn’t advertise this, as any man knowing about this and how many she’s already slept with will see her as a bag of disease rather than free sex. Perhaps for those who are virgins and fear they will always be virgins, even knowing it will be their death they may still accept her offer. As it says in Futurama, live but remain a virgin, or die but get to fuck…quite a dilemma there.

I hope the boyfriend looks like Rick Moranis after falling into a hornet’s nest to justify his “didn’t have a choice” comment.

Because outside of that, he probably had a choice. Even then, maybe one of the hornets would’ve had sex with him.

Wait, that one was in Sweden, wasn’t it?

Obviously her boyfriend will because he’s whipped as fuck

The world record gangbang was 919 guys. She could totally save time on her epic quest and do gangbangs to thin out the 100,000 mark easy.