http://bigstory.ap.org/article/police-woman-put-fecal-matter-husbands-iv
A woman has been accused of trying to kill her hospitalized husband by injecting fecal matter into his IV line, police said Friday.
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nope, it’s not florida
like, literally, da fuq?! there must be a nicer way than grabbing your own poop and putting it in his IV line