My nigga!
Also, goddamn! I now understand the pain of Gym leaders with stupid team compositions. All I get are Water and Electric pokémon. There seem to be a shitload of squirtles around my house, though, so that’s cool I guess.
Fight me
I think having local a local gym with friens that are in the same squad is awesome
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Nearby, there is this spot with a north and south gym and two pokestops in the center of them.
And it is packed to the brim with people which results in constant turf wars.
So the squad and I would just come through and fuck up opposing gyms in the whip and these highschool-college folk would just be looking around like there was a sniper in the building or some shit. I mean this one dude had to shout to his friends down the way to come through and add to this gym because He couldn’t identify who was taking it down… and it’s just a pack of like three kids bolting down the street but threy are all too late and we just end up stacking it with pokemon with CP they can’t reach.
When we actually got out the car we did the same shit, and you can hear the kid reaching the gym in a hurry shouting. “No! defend the gym!” and he’s too late so it goes down and he just exlaims “FUUUUUCK!” and I from the across the street, just laugh like I was Urien on SF3. This kid is just so broken He’s asks in disbelief, “How?” and the glimpses over after we stock it full of eleven hunned something CP pokemon. He throws his hands up in the air cause he can’t currently fuck with that level.[/details]
Tl;DR
Team instinct is comprised of Hitmen and mercenaries, and assassins.
So real talk, how good is it having 29ish pokestops nesr my area and 5 gyms. All more or less within walking distance?
That shit sounds like some real nigga shit.
That’s living life right, You should be set for every encounter, your only problem is you are gonna have egg troubles, cause you can’t dump eggs and pokestops don’t discriminate between high quality and low quality eggs.
The best/worst part is i’m out in the country basically. It’s pretty shitty doe because fuck these inclines.
lol so i went to the hood to go head my hair retwisted…fuckin pokestops everywhere and someone dropped a lure. lmfao. dat good life.
“Why is your Jynx called Jiggaboo?”
“Because she looks like a dancing ghost, duh! Jig an’ boo!”
Caught a 266 CP ponyta yesterday…
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
… While taking a shit in my own bathroom! Pokemon4ever!
Day 1 walk around report: started off with 50balls and a 14 CP baulbanigga (forgot the name to my main account smh).
-got 9 eggs, 3 are 2KM the rest are 5KM
-Caught ratatatatatata, pigbird, and crabs
-found a nice location that has Vaporeon and Haunter. I really want that damn Haunter. Imma walk around there tomorrow and see if I can find that mofo.
-lvled up to 3
-Baulbanigga is up to 43CP
-now have 130+ balls in my pocket.
Theres definitely gonna need to be some rebalancing. They took the Gen 1 stats, but then the way CP was calculated ends up very strange, so attack speed isn’t really factored in correctly, and water gun is way too fucking fast.
Given how the stats went, Vaporeon is S tier in damage and S tier in HP. Meanwhile, Jolteon B tier in damage and is B tier in HP. Flareon A tier in Damage and B tier in HP. Not balanced at all : P
Also, I actually had to purchase 2 bag upgrades because I had too much stuff and couldnt hit up anymore pokestop, 170+ balls and like 100 potions currently lol
Last night I let my son play while I was driving us, he found a pikachu; unfortunately it was red and the berry he used just made the curve ball glitch happen and he didn’t catch it. But thats what I expect from a team mystic
Good thing i’m fucking street smart and decided not to fuck with a large cluster modules I saw last night around midnight. Laziness might’ve saved my life too lol.
can’t wait to get smogon in on pokemon go
@“po pimpus”
Niggas gonna ban bikes and certain brands of running shoes that give you too much of an edge :tdown:
I hope everyone here is abusing lucky eggs and Pidgey evolutions to level up!
Soooo one of my pidgeys has twister. Is it even worth keeping?
I get good xp everytime I go to the grocery store. I guess the employees are always dropping lures.
Caught me this bad body today close to my work. It was a token of appreciation from #TeamInstinct for joining this exclusive society 
Oh how I fucking hate living in a rural area, game has hanged three times right after catching a Pokémon :S
I’m saving mine up. I think I have 30 pidgeys right now.
All you have to do is ask yourself, “So…how many dragons are there in Gen 1?”
…that’s your answer.