Pokemon Go thread: If i miss that zubat one more time

Fuuuuck, I wish my area was flooded with Eevees. Got a million fucking Doduos, but only 5 Eevees.

Where’s the Soylent Pokemon comics? All these caught pokemon, “transfered” and “candy” of the same name received in return… has no one gone this route at all? No mulching herds of pokemon to cannibalistically feed another? No Matrix-style pokemon growing grounds? :bluu:

FML

http://i.imgur.com/4wHViyg.png

Is it 32CP?

The struggle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlBBiK6noR8

Yup

Zubats are assholes

You just have to remember that Zubats are further away than they look.

Did you catch a fucking charizard. Wtf

Best team best gif:

Spoiler

http://www.hyunsdojo.com/uploads/photos/f8d3c4f8b45c3fa4_22b9037f_f.gif

I hit 19 last night. Lucky eggs the best. There’s a damn 2200 Dragonite at a gym here too. The highest I’ve seen period around here.

Yeah I was at a spot with about 50 other trainers, everyone got hyped. Lots of “YES!” and jumping around, lots of “God damn it” as he ran away. A handful of people managed to catch it. I clearly won the worst charizard contest though.

Rainer = vaporeon
Sparky = Jolteon
Pyro = Flareon

i tested all 3 and they work. only annoying thing is i used my strongest eevee by far for a jolteon who came out at 1145 cp. a much weaker one for vaporeon who came out at 1400+ cp and the weakest of the 3 for flareon who came out only 1 point below my jolteon. Does Niantic hate thunder type?

this 3-step glitch is the fucking worst. I keep seeing a fossil type near my work but can’t track it down.

https://i.imgur.com/YnPWB3A.gif

I caught myself a nidoqueen just chilling downtown. Good sruff

ok, Pokemon Go needs to get banned, for this game is officially witchcraft/the devil’s work.

i remember a couple years ago saying nintendo was stupid for not putting nintendo games on the google play store unlike sega which had a ton of sega games. i was like why the fuck does nintendo keep ignoring the android/iphone market…why not put old ass mario games like sega puts sonic and shit up on the store. meanwhile there are a ton of super mario clones on the play store yada yada yada etc etc etc…
nintendo just made up for lost time & revenue.
jesus man.
its like cyber crack to folks now.

btw, i’ll suck your dick for a charmander location. let me know. pm me.

Pokemon Go CP Values explained in detail:

Pokemon Go pokemon with best base stats:

In short, Dragonite is the strongest pokemon at the moment that can be evolved or caught.

thats fkn confusing