When’s Mega Milotic, the undisputed beauty contest champion.
Still waiting on my Bug/Dragon Mega Flygon…
You know that’s coming… There’s no way they’re giving Salamence a Mega and not Flygon. That would be a repeat of what they did with Blaziken.
I was about to say fuck Flygon but then I stopped. I dont even know what it can do or anything .
So the shell on slowbro thought sitting on his tail wasn’t enough huh? Just eat him entirely now.
No why god why gamefreak you give one of my favorite pokemon a mega and make its ability absolute garbage. It had one of the best abilities in the game in regenerator and now it gets one of the worst in shell armor. Lefties slowbro is superior to this garbage the healing each round with regenerator will out pace almost any defensive stat boost it will get on a proper slowbro team.
Also I could be wrong but is this the first time a mega has gotten an ability that is 100% worse than its previous one?
Worse, as is much of the time concerning these things, subjective.
If you’re stalling/setting up, you probably dont want any “unexpected” criticals messing you up.
Its… Different.
Calling it terrible is just entering into Mood4Food Hyperbole Land.
Well, it’ll hard-counter Focus Energy Kingdra…
Would any of my fellow gym leaders be around later today to help me test my gym team? Would rather not get curbstomped this go-round, whenever @RadicalFuzz gets his act together anyway.
First mega to get a worse ability, nice going slowbro
I should be available… Do you wanna fight my gym team, or my regular one?
Regular one. I doubt anyone’s gonna go through a gym challenge with another mono team.
I’ll PM you when I’m on so we can fight.
I think it’ll be cool. I like it as a tank on trick room teams. Use oblivious slowbro to do trick room and then maybe try to fit amnesia in.
Well… Then I’d have to find a way to put slack off in there. Eh.
Slack off
Amnesia
Trick room
Uhhhhhh… Yeah you know what?.. That would be a waste of a mega on a trick room team. It’s only 5 turns as it is.
Y’know… Trick room really needs an item that extends its length.
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Yeah… I’d probably rather use that mega for megaggron or megampharos for a trick room team.
He finally got ate by shellder. See how unhappy he is?
[details=Spoiler] He’s coming for you nigga.
Slowbro looks like a pokemon version of a Beyblade.
Bitch please. Slowbro wishes he had Dragoon’s swag. 
Mega johto starters. I want MegaMegaMegaMegaMegaMeganium
Fuck Dragoon bitch ass its all about driger and Dranzer
Please, they’re the Vegeta of Beyblade. All talk, never beat anyone.
Tyson had that main character hax. Should have loss to max, and Kai only loss because he came down to his level. Kai was always considered better. Ray was just godlike.
Lol i am gonna go rename my slowbro Draciel lmao.